What is your name?
and Vasily.
Are there children?
Yes, the son of Vasily and the daughter of Vasilis!
Are there animals at home?
The cat waska.
Unfortunately, we can’t accept you as a creative manager.

I look at the note about the new safe road fencing, suddenly the eye is spotted:
“Rosdornia has proposed the installation of special flexible columns on Russian roads, which should divide the opposing streams.
What is Rosdoria? I know Narnia, I don’t know Rosdoria.
And further: “They, according to the initiators, will become a visual obstacle for drivers.”
A visual obstacle. For our drivers, even a concrete block is not always a visual obstacle. We saw these flexible columns under the oak, shattered like grass. And somewhere here it comes to me that the authors of the proposal are not in a fairy tale at all, but just in RosDornia.Al the first option is more accurate.
Rosemary is so messy.

Danaids - in Greek mythology - the criminal daughters of the king Danaios, who killed on his orders their husbands. First, they were condemned to fill a bottomless barrel with water. Subsequently, when reviewing the case, the court took into account the fact that they were married forcibly. This mitigating circumstance has allowed them to translate to somewhat less meaningless work: at our institute they are engaged in breaking the asphalt everywhere they have recently laid it.
with "Monday begins on Saturday" A. and B. Strugatsky
This is what...

Mother (40 years) and sister (12 years) are shouting around the apartment one after the other, my father and I complacently watch this spectacle.
I: Like children...
A: Why how?
I : really. Has she always been like that?
A: Oh, it was even worse before...
I: So why did you marry her?
That’s interesting, wife of a child!

C of Habra:

Approximately this is how the whole system of education is built: first we call the 11th grade class, and then we wonder why people don’t want to re-learn.

From the Fishing Forum:
- I don't understand.These are all the people who trade fishing, they are not married, are they all? The infection is at every price. Yes, you’ll get rid of it... I’m sitting down and screaming... No, it’s not true. The fucking shit. What can not be put on the window with a price, and from a stack without a sticky label to sell? I do not exclude what I take...Well, there is no happiness in life, and you will not take away a loved one's "mycardic infarction; this is such a scarring".

A scandal at work. Zeka, Lenke from the receptionist assigned a new position in the signature, and she was sending letters to clients for 4 days, until they found:
with respect
Head of Face Selling Department
Elena Ivanova

LiPanda: Our meeting was a complete mistake. She had to break up all the relationship with her then, in the summer, when she offered to warm up the carpet.

SERG: O_o...

The evening. I go past a pavilion, in which an intelligently drunken company discusses everything that is happening around as intelligently. Compared to the elite of the area, I hear at my address a banal:
Do you need your mother’s son?
No, I do not need it! - and I am already getting fast to pass the cloud of beer smells, as comrade Gore-Kazanova rises up here, and loudly asks him:
What about Dolby?
...
The curtain.

I live and work in Africa, in Sierra Leone. There are not so many white here, but our, as always, stand out.
Today in the parking lot, we sit with our partner in the car, he has an open window. And, as always, healthy and ill-hearted beggars begin to rise up and start to quote:
Friend, good friend, may friend.
The partner in the window in Russian, breaking by slogans:
Go to Fuck!
A Negro with an offended child's face half-questionably-half-affirmatively gives:
Rashn
It is quiet at sunset.)

The author #11584 has said:
I really want to hope that you have not had time to bind yourself to the bonds of marriage, then both the unhappy girl and her child have a chance to survive and finally become happy. Without you. For a baby left for a few hours you will not be put in jail - you have a head at all or what is there instead of it?

From Zems
To stop being afraid, you have to do what you are afraid and the fear will pass away. All the other techniques are only demotivated and crooked.

This can only be said after a series of severe brain shocks. For example, I am afraid to jump from the roof on the asphalt. I am afraid to kill people. I am afraid to drive around the city at a speed of 220 km / h during the day, I am afraid to dive in unfamiliar places from a height of 20 m into absolutely opaque water, I am afraid to eat mushrooms that I see for the first time. And I won’t do that because I’m not a fool.