As sanctions against America/Europe, legal entities should be allowed to disregard copyright in Western software products. (Private people don’t need it, they don’t even report it.)

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Small (7 years old), on television in the retrospective saw Brezhnev V.I. The reaction shook: - Daddy! See also! The Rosemary!
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V. and? Brejnev was called "Dear Leonid Ilyich!".

Injured at work hand - yes, scratch, but apparently the vessel will hit, because there is a lot of blood. While I was looking for peroxide, my hand was all in blood. I look and think "and the color is what a beautiful...". The joke was born by itself: I quietly approached the girl alone and... sharply sucked her bloody hand under her nose with the words:
I want this color of shoes!! to
Now sitting - "mycardic infarction, voot such a scarring"

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Sasha told me he caught a mouse yesterday.

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She fought in confusion.

Everyone who drinks coffee drinks it with sugar, but not everyone who takes sugar drinks it with coffee.
Did Klitschko bite you?
Take the sugar first and then go into a cup of coffee!!! Tired of drinking tea with your pieces of coffee!

He lived in a new building. Neighbors with perforators were in each apartment. He moved to live outside the city in the private sector - neighbors with lawns appeared. Taking a vacation, I went to the river for 350km to sleep in a tent away from everyone. At 9 a.m., I was awakened by a neighbor with a gasoline, who stopped at the neighboring parking lot and decided to prepare wood for the fire.

Alena Kochkina wrote on Facebook:
People who travel by trains and buses are taken from the trains and sent to the National Guard.

There are over 5000 comments on this post:

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People who have sex are removed from their partners and sent to Allen Kochkin. Outside of gender. Then to the Nazgard. Infa is 100 promiles.
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One girl went out for bread and returned as Colonel of the National Guard.
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Evgeny Gendin: The people who are in the National Guard have now started to catch those who are in the National Guard and send them to the National Guard.
Olga Chernovyan: Eugene, STOP!!111 )
Evgeny Gendin: Olga Chernoivan: I can’t. One girl stopped and was taken to the National Guard.
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At the restaurant, boys take pictures of girls, boys take pictures of girls. sent to the Nazi Guard.
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Do not open the door to anyone. Now often go to the type to take the testimony of the counters, and then to the National Guard
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And another girl scratched Mantou on her head, and she was also taken to the National Guard.
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Slowly goes
As with Fuji Rosa.
The train to the National Guard.

xxx: It’s almost August, we should have made this fit in February!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY We said "in February", in February and we will do it.

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Strangely enough, this is not always an indicator. We had a grandmother-caregiver on the site with the first group of disabilities just for orthopedic matters. Many caregivers from the second barely crawl around their apartment, and on the street only accompanied, and this periodically met: a truss with a sleeve and itching to the bus stop so that you need to catch up with the run. Once organized the social center "fir-fir-fir!" for the fact that the placed free costume in the TSS gave "black, which does not fit the summer dress and in general some MAN!"

You are not a doctor? Doctors know how to get a disability and define a group.
2 cases - a) a person with multiple sclerosis, who barely walks around the apartment, falls all the time, has 3 group of disabilities; c) a friend of quite decent health, not worse than other retirees, has 2 group of disabilities in the set of diseases, and by a strange coincidence her daughter works with us as an official in medicine.

In the Ukrainian military commands came Robin Hood.
He takes the agenda from the rich and gives it to the poor.

It is said that Chinese people have no sense of humor.
Here, a Chinese partner decided to visit our small office. I sent a photo to make a pass. Attention, there are three Chinese. We ask: "Which of the three are you?The answer is: "Do you care?"

Porzhali, picked a random face, got into the pass - nobody even noticed that this person was not in the photo at all. and :)

The media can spread any news.
From the news: Orlando Bloom clashed with Justin Bieber in a restaurant in Ibiza.
Why do they fight, they can’t fight!! to
Bieber can’t fight in principle, he can only chew puzzles!
It would be more correct to write: "Justin Bieber scratched the puzzles from Orlando Bloom."

The issue of beating children.
More than 20 years have passed since I graduated from high school, and I still remember the first "double". It was in the fourth class. I asked to learn a verse, my memory was excellent, I remembered from the second reading. And then my mom fell asleep to show pedagogical zeal - tell me, I will check. And I am a hundred percent introvert, in school I can still whisper poorly at the board - the teachers are accustomed, talk to me gently, and here in a general tone in order. Naturally, I went in silence. How I was cut off by the belt.
From tears the next day, my voice completely disappeared, and our teacher was replaced by a stranger - and I got a "double" for a learned but not pronounced verse.
Love your children, comrades, and they will answer you with reciprocity.
by Zy. I haven’t talked to my mom since I grew up. Many people are opposed to having children.

I read the book here and understood that this people will only fix the winter, hunger and the agenda.

Dear administration, I once had a hot favorite resource! I’m not asking you to return funny quotes and admin with cats, I’m asking you to look at the implementation of quotes in Listen! Whoever wants to read - read, whoever wants comments - go and comment! Well, this is an impossible forum, $&@$! This would be very appropriate.

That is to say, if it is hard at work - all, sit until the evening suffer? You can immediately push the graffiti rod into the ass, the diamond will be at the exit. Well, and so, pure nonsense: half of the population of the planet needs toilet paper and then suck too.
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And the second half of toilet paper after sucking will not hurt :)

A student rented an apartment with a friend. As they left, everyone had a bag of unmatched socks. Called, struck, came to change, in the end, two bags of unparalleled socks.

If you were as calm with me as with a car and all your wires there, when if something doesn’t work, then you do it over and over again until it does, then everything would be much easier.
“When I get something wrong in my car, I’m wildly ‘danunahu’, knock on the wheel, knock on the door and go for a beer. Are you sure of your wishes? (c) the

No headscarves, no belts, no ears
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Që What is it? A mass of such people. You have normal families, but you have normal families.
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And in these families there are such wonderful, polite and educated people.

Peter was in epic flight. They announced the landing, everyone approached the gate, the bus stood, the doors did not open. After 20 minutes, when the landing was supposed to be over, people began to let go. Of course, as long as everyone goes... Then we went around the airport for 15 minutes. We arrived, boarded the plane - and waited for the turn on the runway, there were eight planes in front of us. In general, we took off 50 minutes later. Even surprisingly, we arrived only seven minutes late.
A good pilot, ch. I tried. After the meeting he flew.