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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №116722
 30.07.2015
of course
and----
The police are only afraid of the idiots.
violators of the law. Why are they afraid of her? there
The same people. If, for example, you do not try
Send them a mate or heat them up.
It’s hard, and not doing anything.
Unlawful – no reason to fear
No is. <shit> This is not heaven, but fools
The scars you have listed,
No is.
and----
My non-drinking husband, until we bought a car, regularly spent the night in a monkey's car because he fell asleep in the electric car after a heavy shift. Just wake up a man so that he doesn’t sleep his station? No, he has too suspicious beard and unshelled spikes in his ears, a good trophy. It was especially nice when I was called and said with a sweet voice that he was staying in the area, that everything was fine, he just slept, and the return train only in the morning. And in the morning he came with bleaches on his wrists and broken glasses. Young people were stupid, they were terrible to complain. Now, of course, FIG would have touched him.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №116721
 30.07.2015
Police Department in the Cultural Capital.

So, guys, what else "hanging" on the grandmother’s shoe?

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №116720
 30.07.2015
Alimentary #
I am a girl with a child in a divorce for almost two years, I did not pay for maintenance, because I earn normally. I regretted him then, I think he would have fed himself unhappy.
Now, two years later, this fucking, goes crying to my relatives, about the fact that I left him with nothing O_o apparently, it was I, in his opinion, had to pay alimony.
He put on the child, never even bought the chocolate personally in his daughter's hands.
Now I apply for alimony, ONLY in order to, after waiting for a while, until he will pay them, deprive this degenerate of parental rights.

I can’t judge everyone, but one thing I know for sure, girls of children need to be brought for themselves and under their responsibility!
Alimentation, whatever it may be, will not replace the father for the child, and it is better not to have a father at all than to have one name from him.
Otherwise, every goat, paying at least one hundred rubles in the account of alimony, will have the right to call himself the father of a child, who will also be obliged to maintain such a "father" in old age. As for me, fuck him! It is better for me to live without these fucking five or seven thousand rubles of alimony, and the child will have one good mother, but there will be no under-father and excessive brainstorming in the future on his part.


[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №116719
 30.07.2015
X: We need to veto
X: became scratching and ores
The cat grows up, it’s time.
Q: You are still in her position.
X: What to do? to swallow? Have fun?
U is precisely. by Zavan. In the bathroom, it goes off in half an hour.

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №116718
 30.07.2015
I’m just going to get rid of the shit...Ike has you like a puppy.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №116717
 30.07.2015
With all your respect, I cannot agree with this approach. Even if they get caught up, divorce is not an option. Previously, the parents were looking for the bridegroom / bride, and there were no divorces in principle. Nothing, some people it. And now this kind of education, almost so - divorce. I think it’s about feminism propaganda and appropriate education. Neither girls nor boys are taught any LIFE lessons.
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of UW. Mr. Oldfag, before, women were not considered people (so they were married and exhausted, literally sold for money, etc.) and thought that the sun revolved around the earth, and even before, in general, witches were burned on fireplaces. What now, to get back, everything as it was? Sometimes divorce is the only way out and it’s good that people like you don’t interfere with your conservative opinion.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №116716
 30.07.2015
Throw the shit on the ventilator.
The phrase: "Babies in compasses do not understand"
When I graduated from the university at the end of the 1980s, we had 90 percent of girls. And then the 90s came, I went to decree in one country, and left it in another.
I watched how the wages were paid in my workplace at the WPC, on my feeder, who quickly surrendered and became a former, and went to trading with the BOOKGALTER. Because she could go out in the afternoon for her business and next to the house, and work to the house to take, and paid, although a little, but regularly. About how my aunts on the bills were forced to learn to count, I will not tell, but at the end of the 90s, organizations began to demand all sorts of information in electronic form. By that time, the basics of accounting in me have already been embroiled, and I have already begun to take accounting work, and with the advent of computers I have become out of competition. So it stayed in the buckets. I don’t tell anyone about my education. Although the original profession is a little sad.
And our dad at the beginning of the zero I remember why children can listen to computers, music from the music center, and the movie through the view on the TV.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №116715
 30.07.2015
A programming girl came to us. But as usual, the programmer in the enterprise is "TYJProgrammist". And here, dragging the next computer through the accounting office, she turned to us and said: Here is the fate of the enot. She made my day.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №116714
 30.07.2015
About photoshop and vanity in social networks. Someone told her that she had a man’s face.
The face is really rough, but it's half trouble, the shape can be adjusted with hair and makeup. So she started cutting him off the sides. Toist instead of square and wide makes narrow, stretched. With each selfie, it gets more and more stretched and thin. She is already like a collie dog, you know, with a long cheek and sad eyes. The mouth almost does not fit on the new face, the nose, and so not small, occupies the area now exactly half.
How can she politely hint that she will soon cross the anatomical reliability line for the species of homo sapiens and turn into a Homo sapiens?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №116713
 30.07.2015
A dragon in a coat: because of me today at least one man if he becomes a pope, then only a Roman, well or in the bad end a good dancer, it was in the tram, he was not hit because the devils did not crumble from the corners, I arranged for the place that was released, and this unfortunate of some fool fell under the elbow, well and got to the causal place.
– Girl – almost false – Do you know that after that I must get married?
-As you will say - unremittingly repairing the sunglasses. - ZAGS is nearby. Go to S? :D

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №116712
 30.07.2015
It is already the fact that after the divorce the father scores on the children only that his parents begin to consider grandchildren as ex.

my ex-wife with my ex-wife on my modest requests for help (the former did not pay alimony - business, car, young woman) stated - you are guilty that he left, deal with your son yourself.

Ten years have passed, now grandmother and grandfather are tearfully asking their grandson to come to them, then complain about him to his father, who was not interested in them, then threaten to take my son to court...
Only their grandson does not rush to attend something, although I do not prohibit it, is limited to polite and dry congratulations on the phone on holidays. In visit, he goes to the parents of his father, who are not related to his blood, but love him as a relative and always helped him.

God is your judge and no one else.


[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №116711
 30.07.2015
A little about the female psyche.
I gave my wife a cup for March 8 "Ideal wife". There is a lot of things written, including. About "The Beautiful Housewife" The wife took and was offended: she said that I was under her.
That’s how she guessed.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №116710
 30.07.2015
The Alimentary
Carro, listen to it here.
1st Save money in case of temporary loss of work. Me and Joo. Even in marriage. In any case.
2nd Before you get pregnant, think well. both of them. If less than 2 spouses are ready for the birth of a child - do not give birth, be protected in a double way (tablets + rubber, for example).
Three Men - do not behave on the "God will give a rabbit - will give a rabbit". Babies, don’t go on "I love the tram will buy". Evaluate your possibilities.
4 is Not having a family? The child is not to blame. Kill yourself, but ensure the standard of life is not worse than in marriage.
5 is Have you missed one or more items from the list above? Tolerate, kill yourself, ensure – it’s your fault.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №116709
 30.07.2015
Love to:
I received a message from a webmaster yesterday. It all ended up in the fact that I laid out their messages and let them go with peace.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №116708
 30.07.2015
I have a question. Your maintenance workers complain that they are hard, no work, no money paid, economic decline and all the business. Do your children and ex-wives live in another country? Or on another planet, where money is distributed to everyone? If not, what do you wear? It has the same problems that the company does not pay, the products are expensive, the items of expenses are many. She also needs to dress and feed the child. You only think of your puppy. Divorce can be for various reasons, and it is possible that she is so stupid and foolish that it is impossible to live with her. What is the child to blame for? Who are you after that?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №116707
 30.07.2015
I read to my wife: "Idiots in the world are few, but they are so well arranged that they are found at every step." She noted: "He just doesn’t go there".

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №116706
 30.07.2015
Remember our office wanted to order an automation system (reequip the old one). The owner went there personally to watch this entire atomic storm. He returned very quickly, saying that we will not take the sin on the soul, let it explode itself. I advised not to sit there. The project was rejected, although the piece was fat.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №116705
 30.07.2015
Although if your goal is to show a man an idiot, I dare not interfere.

what. That is to say, if the grandmother spooled the fist - you can spit and spit, and if the man - can not, then the idiot will appear?

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №116704
 30.07.2015
Probably, only a Russian woman through a semi-transparent bag with an elegant logo can illuminate 3 litre packs of milk and baton.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №116703
 30.07.2015
There was a ruble coin on the bed. It is hot, and she is so cold. Next to me, Anya sits with my back, squeezing in the tablet. The hand, without waiting for consciousness, throws the ruble over the shelf.
Do you feel the ruble has fallen?
It was cold on the back...
How are you worried about our economy?
- How not to worry, I now feel that the ruble is in the ass at all!

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