Now I feel like a real man.

2 Who has fallen?

1: found a rubber for hair on the table and tried for a long time to figure out who it might be)))

I work as an admin in the company.

Call: I don’t have the internet!
I: Sorry, but who is this?
Ivanova is an economist.
A minute, I will check. I’m checking out, there’s probably an end to traffic.
I: A minute, I’ll look at your traffic.
...
I: Your day is not exhausted, you see the month is over.
The silence of 10 seconds... seemed badly heard:
How did you know...what does it matter when my period is over?
He throws the phone and the boss calls:
Q: What are you doing to the users?
I am :?! to
N: Well you tell the economist that her monthly is over, are you?
I: The monthly limit has ended, from the word of the month!!! to
N : ) )

Then long laughed first with us, then with them, now this joke goes all over the enterprise, the IT department knows about your monthly!

BaZz'iL is:
The main thing is that it doesn’t work like one guy in the forum.
"It was funny!
Karoche called me a girl to her, I was scared, but I went, her parents were not at home. Karoche went to the store, bought vodka and five condoms. I went to her, all the way while the fox was walking stood like a fox. Finally I came to her, and the cock stopped standing, I started beating him, but he slept. At the entrance, the caroche opened the vodka for courage, drank half a bank (previously a maximum of 2 drinks). Karoche drank, left the bottle in the entrance, the cock fell asleep. He went up to the 6th floor and swallowed it. He knocked, she opened the door. Beautiful, only small breasts.Went in, she wasn’t nervous. The most cough then went when I began to shake. The fucker was not standing. We sat down with her a little bit, because she started kissing me in the stomach sharply, we went to bed with her. I did not fall, I was probably scared. She started sucking me to get him up. And I was a fucking bitch and sucked her in the mouth, she cried and threw me off the bed. I woke up the next day at her entrance, it was fucking."

Niceneasy: You don’t understand, in your face I’ve finally found someone who understands me!

In the kitchen, the telecast works, the husband passes by, at this time the advertisement: "gather the child to school for 349 rubles!"
The husband is thoughtful: and what to collect it, let the disassembled lie...

The village of Elban.
Q: Did you read it correctly? ?

Prehistory: Recently, my boyfriend and I bought a "Dendy"-type console, bought a bunch of games... Now every evening we nostalgize, playing "dancing", "supermario" and so on.

In the next game evening, my favourite publishes: "Here I look at you: you sit in a chair in the same T-shirt, drink quas, play on the console, and also fold your finger in the nose... Well, you can see immediately that the museum scientist is sitting!"

0 - O

The men! I still found porn for babes that ends up with a wedding of porn actors)))

Ashlynn Brooke (The Wedding Day)

I burned my mail on a lie.
YYY: In the sense?
In short, they have a new chip – the type of running tape they are looking for now. There is an endless list of searches.
David Ibischer Hockey
Sanatorium of Moscow
The most screened historical character
How to take a shower as a woman
The smartest smartphone
The tomb of d'Artagnan
Rabsan and Jamsut
Margarita Navarre Poetry
Uneven marriages of stars
Germany Russia
Shame of Octavia Tour
YYY: Well I saw, and what?
xxx: I watched this tape for twenty minutes - waiting for something like "Download porn for free". Fuck there!

What do virgins eat for breakfast?
WOW: How do I know?
I thought so =DDD

And I am a puppy ?
We are in a different state and we do not see you.)

XXX is wow! My dream is fulfilled: I finally eat and eat, and it's all in my breasts!
YYY: Is the delay over?
XXX: No and what?
XXX: The Blue

Kat (00:31:57 30/08/2010)
You don’t want to hurt me again.
food (00:32:18 30/08/2010)
I’ll probably write this phrase...

XXX: (22:51:04 29/08/2010)
It is necessary to develop a shorter pochrenism on men, one more, one less... a shorter not to melt and sail along the current...

YYY(22:51:37 29/08/2010)
Your shame in the common people is called blasphemy.

How many planets in the solar system?
– 9
Pluto was removed from the list of planets.
For what?
In the corner we went...

Yerevan (23:59:59 29/08/2010)
I have a drink.

Netherlands (00:00:11 30/08/2010)
and baby))

Yerevan (00:01:10 30/08/2010)
Just out of the oven.

Yerevan (00:01:15 30/08/2010)
Taste of Taste

Nursery (00:01:50 30/08/2010)
ahahahaha)))) and I have breasts just from the soul))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Yerevan (00:01:59 30/08/2010)
fucking

Discussions about Mafia 2:

PriceDent: We got to the end of the cops, which through too much falls for such a town. In the game it is impossible to live, such a plot, and in general - you can not choose and make vital decisions. In the end, you play for the main character, who is almost bad because everyone is using it.

Welcome to real-life games.

The weak sex virtuously knows how to play on the weaknesses, the strong.

It was at the height of the popularity of pagers, the year to remember exactly difficult. My father, a very busy man, then had a four-line boomerang, which was used only for official purposes. A pager call in the evening and at night could mean only one thing – an urgent call to work (at best). And here some late in the evening, the father receives a message in which the guy (Igor) says that he really liked the girl (Julia). Probably the operator’s mistake, thought my father. Somewhere a day later comes the next message from this Igor, then more and more, poems, love messages, etc. This Igorok just bothered, drumming three times a night with requests to meet. Because he never left his phone or pager number, telling him that Yulia just rolled him was problematic. My father even called the tech support to help the poor, but unfortunately ineffective. Igorok continued to throw his messages day and night. And then, after two weeks of terror, his next message arrives. Igorok appointed a meeting near the cinema "October" (Minsk) at 21:00 and says that he will wait for her (July) until she comes. From our house to the movie theater is 20 minutes walk, so my dad even rejoiced that he could help the guy and take a walk at the same time. I also decided to make him company and we walked down the Yakuza Colas street. Near the Star shop we meet my father’s brother, who, after a quick introduction to the essence of our Crusade, joins us. Three people on the street. Baghdad of Khmelnitsky.

A small deviation: It is very important to convey to the reader our appearance.
My father is a strong body, haircut under “0”. His brother is simply
Shuffle, 15 years of strap behind the back, bald. I didn’t go far from them either.

We get out of the stairs of the cinema, look, look for the eyes of Igor.
One of them stands with a flower next to the column. We approach it at the same time and become such a half-ring. Then he said, “Are you an Igor?” There is no scene. He just lost the gift of speech and clung to the column. We may have paralyzed him by our appearance. It was only after the dad got the payger out of his pocket and said it wasn’t from July that Igorok understood it.

This is such a story.

What is Murphy’s Law?
That’s when you cooked dinner, bought a bottle of wine, dressed up, swallowed – and she called 2 hours before the meeting and said she won’t come?
No is. It was when she called back after an hour and a half and said she was still leaving. And you have already drank wine, eaten dinner, and deceived.