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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №102316
 30.08.2014
Stone to the news "A dispute about Kant’s work in the turn for beer ended in a shooting":

XHH: In Irbit, one fellow killed another because of a dispute about what is cooler, poetry or literature.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №102315
 30.08.2014
Come here :

"If you consider that the perfume is made with the addition of human urea for smell resistance, then it is not necessary to imagine it.)"

Ambra (one of the main fixers in perfumery) is extracted from the intestine of the XD cashalot, and the essential oil of jasmine, for example, contains indol, which smells of nothing but debris. And the perfumers grind, but devoutly "taste" the indole notes of spirits, because "nature product" :)).
Everything is conditional.

New school year :)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №102314
 30.08.2014
Maelinhon
I don’t understand why you only have two extremes. Or an unwashed body smelling of dirty cowards and fatty patches, or a virgin who does not know what to anoint and pour on?
It smells of both.
And I find it difficult even to say who is more of a goat - from the unwashed, or from the "overblown". Can we somehow bring the situation to the point that both will be just clean and slightly smell something good?
All are good.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №102313
 30.08.2014
Reading the media sometimes gives the feeling that governments are using them as a chat to communicate with each other.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №102312
 30.08.2014
Be careful...
_____
Signs of Imminent Schizophrenia
"Avoiding contact in the flesh before isolation (rare cases)"
A really rare case.
_____
Honestly "contact in the flesh" I’m a little worried. )) First of all, the question is - in whose flesh will be contacted?)))

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №102311
 30.08.2014
I went to AliExpress, read descriptions for household appliances. Now I know who writes texts for Klitschko.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №102310
 30.08.2014
xxx: With me in the neurosis clinic a girl was lying, who has had postpartum psychosis for 8 years.
yyy: It seems that her postpartum psychosis has already gone to second class...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №102309
 30.08.2014
Once there was a case, the Post of Russia bought software from us, and they had to rework and send some documents. When we told them that I would send them by the Post of Russia, they said it was not necessary, or they could get lost.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №102308
 30.08.2014
Kippels is now a guy, I don’t want to live in such a world :(
and----
Take your soul? and :)

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №102307
 30.08.2014
There is a discussion of a fanfic written clearly by someone young and inexperienced.
Get your teeth in the neck. to enter. The teeth. in the neck. Go to. The teeth. In the neck. What.
Maybe he is a vampire.
WOW: You know, it’s better than... m-m... a single-eyed snake penetrated into a black hole of pleasure.
Put your baking soda in my refrigerator!
xxx :D

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №102306
 30.08.2014
We sit on the sea, on the beach run burning natives, pairing shrimp, drum and air rice in one hand. In other words, everything is normal. And this year there was a fashion for temporary tattoos / read - translated images/. And a lady goes on the beach, behind her is a guy with beer and fish. The following screams with an interval of a few seconds.
Temporary Tattoos
The guy focused:
A temporary cold beer.
I wanted to buy.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №102305
 30.08.2014
Maelinhon: Yandex is burning money. The screensaver hangs, new design, new services. On the screensaver, a green garden, a hoodie, a happy grandmother advertising cloudlessly ticks into the tablet. This is how easy and good it was with the new service.
If you look at her, you can see that she’s in a man’s wallet.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №102304
 30.08.2014
XXX: What is written with a pear, you will not cut off with a taper
You will not argue with you.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №102303
 30.08.2014
My older cat, when I was alive, came to me when I ate breakfast and checked what I was eating. And if it was a eyelid (defined by the smell), he spoke such a short and decisive word me, indicating that their Majesty wanted to pull out my plate, and therefore I must leave on it a sufficient amount of yellow (protein I was allowed to eat the fullest). After that, I was obliged to bring the plate under a special inclination to His Majesty's mouth so that he could comfortably pull out the plate without the risk of swallowing his furry collar. The only thing that their Majesty never allowed herself to do was go down to eat at the table. He ate politely sitting in the master's chair - so seeing their majesty entering the kitchen during breakfast, the master had to honor him by rising up and immediately releasing the throne.

If my food did not interest their majesty, he quietly departed from the kitchen, not jumping into the throne freed for him by chance. His departure meant that we were allowed to continue our breakfast. The cat came out of the kitchen majestically, and it seemed to me that he even cried out to us, his faithful servants, with the inexpressible dignity written on his mouth.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №102302
 30.08.2014
Discussion of the video card:

What is a 100k video card? Is it of gold? Can it turn the objects negated with its help into real? You can fuck it out!

YYY: It’s so cool that the GTA niggers are stealing things from your apartment and pushing you crazy.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №102301
 30.08.2014
Skype with my brother:
I: Anka is preparing for school, glad that she has grown up and no longer needs to go to the kindergarten.
B: Fuck, I’d give a lot for going to bed every day after lunch and then getting up – and half a day.
I: Well, and I said "I do not understand why these Turks and all inclusive" are needed.
B: aaah, I understood - the Turkish hotel is all-inclusive - it's a kindergarten for adults! That is the secret!
I: Fuck, but the witch is sure... They will be fed and drunk, you can play all day in the sand of the sea, in the evening entertainment, and no manna meat. Kindergarten for adults, improved version.
B: Well, now I want to go to Turkey for all inclusive :(

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №102300
 30.08.2014
The oval has two radius and the circle has one.
A circle also has two rays, because it has a diameter, and the diameter is a radius multiplied by two.
In general, a circle is a particular case of an oval, because an oval with two equal rays is a circle.
Thus, do you mean that the circle is an equal-sided oval?
1: No, "equal-sided" is from the world of the triangle.

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №102299
 30.08.2014
If you talk to a person who is disgusting to you... Imagine that he has a penis in his mouth... and you involuntarily start to smile...

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №102298
 30.08.2014
Children are playing under the windows. Playing at a wedding. In fact, the main girl decided that everyone would play at the wedding. The girl is softly speaking fat. He pulls a little boy and says, “You’ll be my fiancé.” The boy in tears. He knows he is a star. I quietly roast. The girl caught me. He takes the boy by his shoulders, turns to himself and says, "Well, you're like Barack Obama?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №102297
 30.08.2014
I think soon parents will tell their children:
When you go to school, wait.

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