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Oh wow wow wow!
I am actually a girl.
Girl-Girl - Girl Girl - Girl Girl - Girl Girl

You are a pig, throwing out your socks!
Father (sys.admin): First on the desktop of the laptop, and then we will talk.

I am reading about the new logo of the Russian Army.
Our army as a whole lacks charisma or, in Russian speaking, swaga.
I realized that I didn’t talk in Russian.

All in vain Soviet grandmothers mocked the youth of the time, in vain.

If they were to look at the current shortcomings, the second stroke would be shaken by horror.

I came across a 2012 quote.

Demonstration of tobacco products and the process of their consumption in the cinema, radio or television will be allowed only if it is done for the purpose of informing about the harm of smoking.

Can anyone imagine Sherlock Holmes without a tube? It is absurd...
YYY: Just Sherlock will have to cough the whole film terribly with blood and tell everyone that he will soon die.
and...
Or, for example, so is it. At the height of the WOW, a meeting in the rank of the Supreme Commander-in-Chief, is sitting Stalin and a bunch of generals.
Zhukov: Comrade Stalin, the Germans broke through the defense and rush toward Moscow, what measures will we take?
Stalin, swiftly pulling the smoke out of his pipe and coughing: "Comrades, decide without me. I will still die of lung cancer tomorrow.

On the Dating Site:
He: Greetings as out of communication
How long have I been looking for you! Do you think of the word "rich"?

AnaRxiST: we go today with a friend in the bus, our stop is right, the bus is slowing down and while the friend is coming loudly so, on the whole bus says:Ladies and gentlemen, please a moment of your attention.The whole bus turns to our side, someone in anticipation even pulled the earphone from the ear, the friend left the look serious of all, lasted the pause and said:-Thank you. the doors opened, we went out, but the bus was not touched from the place for a long time and applause was heard)

"I thought about it.
If they make the law for the believers, that is, add them rights, then let us add the duties and official registration of the believers?
Do you want your rights to be protected?
Register, pray in the morning and evening, observe fasting, etc.
And yes, the exam for knowledge of sacred texts."

I fully support it as a believer. In today’s world, there is nothing shameful or dangerous about attributing yourself to a religion. This may help many to decide. And for those who find it difficult, it will be useful to read what they believe.
The exam for knowledge of sacred texts still exists in some dioceses, say, for the baptized.

Only, there is a constitutional right that a person is not obliged to report his religious opinions to anyone. This will hinder your idea. and :)