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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №82232
 31.05.2013
<himura> and this is my brightest memory of the 90s ))
<himura> together with the Onanists in the entrances
<himura> with one of whom even had to fight
<Lind> for the right to onion in the entrance?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №82231
 31.05.2013
Here is a smart sho-to for the sound sensitivity of the cat hunted? Thus, the phelynologist of the local outflow - hears and recognizes. A more subtle susceptibility to loud sounds, undoubtedly, is there - it helps hunt mice. But that doesn’t mean that the same low enough dog laugh they don’t recognize and don’t always even hear. Any housekeeper, hearing a dog for the first time, will simply not associate this sound with danger. And there are other nails.
In our house, by the way, the cat uses the surnames of our dogs: Milo and Nuša. He will do everything when he is hungry.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №82230
 31.05.2013
Mr. proud > They are all there in the department, creative to the point, if only one adequate found!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №82229
 31.05.2013
Razor: Go to the roof, film the city
WS: Go to
Both puzzles are always better than one :)

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №82228
 31.05.2013
Letter to a lawyer:

I am :
Avral ended, the hard wait began – well, even for lunch I had time to run away) I decided not to go to training. Shamefully, but there are patches: a) I broke my nail; b) I didn’t get rid of it; c) I ran over the day so that I didn’t need more sports. What do you think I will win the case with these arguments? ;)

The friend:
What affair? Against the sport?
Sport against Masenko. Everyone stand up! The accused is accused of not wanting to play sports. The accused has the last word.
I broke my nail.
and thanks. The court is removed for sentencing.
...and to impose punishment in the form of obesity of the first degree!

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №82227
 31.05.2013
...
Do not talk nonsense, electrics do not blow, they remove tension.
c) Arvid

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №82226
 31.05.2013
By mistake wearing the nephew the cowards of his mother - blue shorts, cha! In retaliation, my sister teaches my three-year-old daughter to sing "Vladimir Central". PS is an adequate family.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №82225
 31.05.2013
Comments on the article "Residents of Tatarstan felt the underground shock":

NG: We don’t have underground shocks, we don’t have overground shocks. What is it about!! The only bio-push was put on Bauman.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №82224
 31.05.2013
xxx: Give me a driver for my hp scjet 7450 to win8 (and also x64!!!)
yyy: They have this scanner on the site as not supporting W8
That’s the shit of thousands!
Are you really a girl?
XXX: I am not a girl. I am a grandmother 29 years old. I need a driver. by Fuck.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №82223
 31.05.2013
by Pizzo:
You can think of such a camera as a puppy, but when I was in London for the last time and went to the lab to print photos, the laboratory host saw my leake and immediately made me a minet in the backyard. That’s not a pity to pay 2450 euros for it."

Spare this to horses who haven’t watched Eurotour!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №82222
 31.05.2013
and panic:
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In this Dawn:
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I sit on the throne (in the toilet).
Mother of Glory?! to
I : A?! to
Mom: Well then all...

The Penguin...
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Idiot, your mother is also a man, maybe she wanted to fuck up... And you, mla, on the throne! King of Ping, you know.
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You won’t believe it, but it really plays. How many times has it been like this. No, the mother does not want to go to the toilet, she just knocks and asks "you are here?", receiving a response, calms down. Once asked why, she replied “how, there was a son and suddenly there wasn’t.” Mothers take care of us.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №82221
 31.05.2013
by 111
Your old photos are new.
by 222
Aha has seen. Even large, elastic breasts cannot compensate for her stupidity.
by 111
Did you spy on her?
by 222
She was sick and she couldn’t.
by 111
I would sit in the ass.
by 222
I am an intelligent man. I first work on the classic scheme, and then go to the non-traditional options.
by 111
you smash so with the grandmothers do not bind, or you will move to unconventional... variants
by 222
Therefore, in order not to bind with the grandmothers, you can not engage in anal sex)))
by 222
What can succeed. The ass of everyone is single, and the relationship with a man is easier to build on any. They fought, fought, took vodka, buchanuli, reconciled and again husband and wife. And I fought with my grandmother and guess what she was upset 😉

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №82220
 31.05.2013
I saw an Apollo Advertising in the newspaper. large written "smoking kills" and slightly smaller "quality guaranteed"

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №82219
 31.05.2013
Judging by my dreams, for breakfast, lunch and dinner I eat all sorts of psychotropic substances.

[ + 49 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №82218
 31.05.2013
He received vacancies, part of the amount was issued in ruble notes. A solid package of banknotes. And the whole day was crazy (then the 1s server lies, then the users handshake) generally tired for the day. In the evening I go home, dropped my eyes (not very carefully and the tears came out), without wiping my face I go on. I decided to count off a little money from the "cottlet" and in the process of counting I wiped out the "sleep". The next thing I saw was the face of the director who saw a server administrator crying over a bunch of money.

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