The capsule with a message to the descendants will be laid as the foundation of the Belarusian nuclear power plant on August 3

>knigalub: and in the message only two words: "Forgive us".

YYY: What is your new number?
yyy: 000-00-00
YYY: Only this simka will be taken from me soon.
XXX Why?
Yyy: I took her from her nephew, he demands to return his private life
yyy: think of personal life, I've gotten it up with her a long time ago, he only had two girls and called.
YYY: There will be no more

Nastya : and we with the nightshade or how)
Rodion : Yes
Nastya: how many places to sleep there?
Rodion: if all are very sober then places 8
If you are drunk, there are 30 places.

Yes is. The IQ is not measured by the number of universities.
Usually it correlates.

Sander: I thought that if I married you, we would live long and happy. They would die in one day. of hunger.

I have a closet right next to the window, so I always hold the curtains when I change clothes.
So, I go out of the shower this morning, I open the closet, I stand and think what to wear... At this time my cat runs out, starting from the very corridor, jumps into the middle of the curtain, and falls down with the carniss...
A man in front of the window ripped a cup of coffee out of surprise.
Of course, my immediate reaction was - to sit sharply and in a posture "on the corks" to slip out of the field of sight))))

"500 days of summer" We stayed in Peter for three days.

Brazilian judo player broke an Olympic medal in the shower.

Fuck, what did he do to her?

I watched the TV all day since morning.
What did you do all night?

Tired of computers.
Tired of the computer? Have you earned the third stage of plateau? I offer you a new genetically modified product "walk"! Walking is not boring, but a round ass!

Why do you want to sleep every night?