I have a closet right next to the window, so I always hold the curtains when I change clothes.
So, I go out of the shower this morning, I open the closet, I stand and think what to wear... At this time my cat runs out, starting from the very corridor, jumps into the middle of the curtain, and falls down with the carniss...
A man in front of the window ripped a cup of coffee out of surprise.
Of course, my immediate reaction was - to sit sharply and in a posture "on the corks" to slip out of the field of sight))))