Once, at the age of 6, I asked my dad what my paternity was "Dmitrievna" or "Vladimirovna". The father was noticeably tense, issued "Dmitrievna" and asked where the legs of this interest are growing.

And I just knew my dad’s name was Dima, but I didn’t know what the full name sounded like. And in the name of Vladimir, I also heard the root of DIM. But Dad thought for a moment. A friend of the WOW family also had a...

The morning. and Taxi.

The passenger is a 25-year-old man. He speaks tightly on the phone. Rather, he does not even talk, but more often there is a loud begging female cry, which unpleasantly cuts my ear and me.

“I’m an Iranian,” a few minutes after the start of the trip, he puts on the phone. A week ago, my wife took her away, and my father returned her.

Arrived in Iran? Taxi drivers are hard to surprise.

and no. She is Uzbek. My parents live in Uzbekistan, they changed me.

The hero...

- Six months ago I got married, she was at home, and I provided her all, worked... And then I learned that she has a lover. On the dating site found...

......

Do you know what is the worst thing about it? Asking after a short pause.

...??? to

He is a Tajik!! to

He was on a trip abroad, and his son had a birthday. I gave him a bottle of wine as a gift. Specifically asked the seller to advise something better, because I do not understand it myself.

I gave. The man rejoiced:

“Well,” he says, “we’ll open it together next weekend.

I come to visit them. Organize a small table. Open the bottle. The taste is pure. It is not of the best quality. Even the smell is disgusting.

- Fuck, sorry, the seller fell sick someone advised, I was upset.

Here comes his wife:

He ate your whiskey the first night. I’ve been around with a bottle all day. And then the same ones poured there with tea...

- Great whisker, bring more, I just thought, you still don't ball, you won't notice.

Lenin: A monk can drive a Mercedes

Once from work sent to training in personnel management for middle-level managers.

We sit and discuss different things. The coach throws the topic: have you met employees in your practice who are constantly late?

One guy says, yes, there was a girl in my department, led several departments, performed duties qualitatively, but was constantly having trouble coming to work. The company has a strict regime control, and she is 5 minutes late, then 10 minutes late, every day.

The coach directly revived: yes, yes, that’s what I’m saying, a very good example! How did you solve this problem?

Boy: I married her and started taking her to work on time.

A black woman to a white man.
- Remember, if you start flirting with me, I will accuse you of harassment.
I am not going to flirt with you.
You are also a racist!