I bite my nails.
Your hands don’t know where they grow from, and you sweat them in your mouth.

Oh you, cat butt caught on the flight! The fucking...

Discussion of 3D TVs

Is it more enjoyable to watch porn on television?
yyy: I doubt how pleasant it is when a man from the TV almost ticks you in the face with the yen.
Do not look with your mouth open :)

The conversation between mother (M) and sister (C). Small 8 years.
Q: Mom, what are condoms?
This is... a medicine!
C: From what?
M from infection.
C: From which one?
My mom calls something.
A: I thought I’t get pregnant.

Student life is not easy. My food, my food.

My cat is suffering.
XHH: The problem is with him.
WOW: Has something happened?? to
He doesn’t know on which side to lie.
XHH: climbing and turning
HHH: And then it cries again

A smart man will think about your problems. 50 rubles / min

XXX(20:24:43 3/10/2011)
I have already made 2 websites.
XXX(20:24:49 3/10/2011)
One for a jacket.
YYY(20:24:52 3/10/2011)
)))))))))))))))))))))))))))
XXX(20:24:54 3/10/2011)
The Skin
YYY(20:25:00 3/10/2011)
and the second for "Brother of beer popiem answer"

And my wife is smart, she puts in the toilet in addition to the air refresher for cleaning the toilet and some other stuff. Interesting, there is something to read :)

From the discussion of the apartment Artemia Lebedev:

Renex: Surprisingly, the designer doesn’t have a designer home.
Handur: You can think that the gynecologist in the apartment should have everything cleaned up!

by Vasya Popkin. If you exist, forgive us.

xxx: guys help collect the processor in the area of 26000 rubles.
yyy: How I’m upset by people who instead of a system unit say a processor
zzz: Buy nanotransistors, a couple of billions. Then you will have to tie out of them ALU, cache, coprocessor, carry tyres. If you are new to this business then download the manual "microprocessor with your own hands for the teasers".

After a year in North America, I understood something. In the American world of children are taught that they have rights, inviolability and so on, and in Russia "Live and don't fuck" xD

I completely crushed my debian — I try to keep at least the sessions in the opera.
I googled and found:
"If you destroyed any file, then no problems with
You will not be restored. Because it is not possible to restore a destroyed file in the Unix system.

If you are hard to find and easy to lose, do I need you, so uncomfortable?

My mom doesn’t trust me in fragile things after I took a pack of peelings brought from the store, opened a meat-boiled freezer, swung up the peelings, piercing the free space and, for reliability, struck my fist to close the door.
WOW: And what then?
It turned out that they were not peelings, but raw eggs.

In bed with a loved one.
My fish...
A fish of female sex.
Then my bite...
M does not sound...
I am...?
M is also not very...
Yippidy yi yi yi yippity yay.? to

If you stop drinking, your friends become significantly less.

xxx: The people, and what is the name of the five, which gathers straw, crafts and baffles?
YYY: The Woman

Shella: I'll go to our university today at the department of physics to use the nose, ugu.
Shella: Euro repair, the walls are clean, the towel is not, but if I go with it, I go further – I see four unclosing cabins, opposite which are THREE PISSUARS.
Shella: on the side - A GREAT WINDOWS WITH A BEAUTIFUL VIEW, you will never guess
Shella: the main floor hall.
Shella: addicts built – addicts learn... nothing surprising...