Misha
Is it normal? I cooked her meat and she married me.
Roosevelt
Stay calm, you live in the age of victorious feminism.)

With Mailer:

Negroes in America should be called African Americans, and narrow-eyed then what?
The miniature

This is what << says:

"xxx: My brother is offended and doesn’t talk to me
YYY: What do you have there?
You know, we’re waiting for a third. Yesterday we went to the ultrasound, they said, three boys will be
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX: The names are invented. What would you call the three twins?
YYY: Of course, Willy, Billy and Dilly
That’s what I said..."

How can this be offended? How is? I would laugh, because it is really cute and fun. Why do fun men get only the outspoken TP (forgive me the author and his wife), who absolutely, absolutely do not understand the joke?
Madame is disturbed.

Communicate with two 1C programmers:

1: Tell me how to remove the gaps in the sum?

2: Whose faults, let him repay.

Russia will buy snow from Israel for the Olympics. Russia is buying snow. in Israel.

I sit in the hospital, three inspectors enter the surgeon's office, light a laser on the wall, go out unhappy and say your mother, we have been here for an hour and everything matches everywhere, went better to school, there we will earn more. I don’t know what to think now.

XXX is the worst.
XXX: All the Time
XXX: Only Millennium can compete with her

YYY: I don’t remember that.

It was between 98 and XP.
This wind almost made me a psychopath.
XXX: I could do it

to this:
At least once, say to yourself quietly at night under your pillow: “Yes, we are the biggest country in the world, and we will shadow this façade through space.”
Who is it for??? The meaningless waste of money by the government of the country, where to help the victims of the flooded Far East money is collected by the First Channel SMS-Kam from the world at a penny, where seriously ill relatives money for treatment is collected by donations, where veterans in poverty live... Which of the listed has all this Olympiad and the torch in particular???? to

How about your bones.
He is a pervert!! to
HGH: Why
He invited me to visit tonight. I came, and in the kitchen I noticed - in the garbage can three empty canned pans of pineapples!
XH: O_o

Day of Accounting from 1C in the Grand Moscow Circus.
How subtle

I’m from the generation for which "Tanks" is a battle city

Zibbil: As my preacher said, “I can give you a machine, but it needs to be charged with something.”

I understood that I am hopelessly aging when in the quotation about “lalka”, “azazaz”, “bombanul perдак” and their “old” analogues “LOL”, “Bggg”, “Batthorth” are not even familiar with the second half of the words...

News of Ukraine: all #tower, civil war, Yanaka put on coll, Kiev in fire.
Russia: the torch-bearer will be a camel

Did you agree with Sasha Grey? and :-(

The xxx:
As for personal?

YYYY :
Silence and tranquility

The xxx:
How is the monk Shaolin?

YYYY :
The cat after castration.

Optical nerve - no longer than 5 cm long and from the eye
immediately goes to the brain, without entering the spine and can not get into the coccyx area. What I get the answer:
What are you telling me? I know my body better.
And he throws the phone..."

This is a striking example of a man having a ass instead of a head.

Well why then? Per she just pulled her eye on the button?

I do not understand:

You still ask, why do Ukrainians want to be with Europe, and not in the Tajik Union with the Gopniks?

Who is asking you? Personally, I’m totally upset where you’re going.
Let you unite with the Masai and the Tuareg, but do not come to us with your cockroaches.

Matvajko: I went to the Bank today in business, scratched everything on the credit card, and here I fell asleep to go to the toilet for little need. I’m standing there, sorry, SSU in the cabin, I hear, another person came in. He walked to the free cabin, stopped and suddenly whispered to the whole toilet: “Stop, stranger, whoever you are! Wait for me and let us go into the unison.” I pulled for two seconds, then half bended, rugged, and the horse. He jumped out and was forgiven. What more was that???? to

to this:
I seem to have come up with a way to check my smartphone for how much it holds a conversation from one charge.
You just need to call the MTS technical support.
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The real case of TPM. As if my sister had to turn off the service of unlimited internet on the phone (and forcibly connected by a caring operator). Called tech support, listened to classics for more than an hour, did not stand, went to the nearest MTS salon. On the question "How to call the operator?" she was told that she needed to call from the number of another operator. What would you think? She took the phone with the bandside operator, called the support of the MTS and was literally half a minute later communicating with a live support worker. This is how you care about your subscribers. Use it)

Aunt came and said that the whole text
The whole shit text.
Tag: pick up caps
The entire text is capsome.? to
Fuck to Fuck.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh The Cat's Blood
Otherwise it will be badly visible.
It looks bad... do you understand?? to