xxx: Our programmer has oversolved the hash. Probably in love.

My cat complained about you.
YYY: Do you know the cat?
XXX: No
YYY: And how did she tell you?
XX: The Morse alphabet. It’s like Morse, only dots and lines in the mouthpieces.

I ask my wife pointing to the bowl in the refrigerator.
-Suslik Vasya - responds faithfully without breaking off from work.
and?! to
A bite of quinoa, repeats his wife.

Good work is a guarantee of wealth and confidence in tomorrow!
YYY: Yes, be sure that tomorrow’s bottom you will meet at work :)

xxx> (link to the video: special "anti-traction" mucus, machines on it hopelessly bounce, people - slide and fall. Harmless, sprayed from cars or from firearms).
xxx> In general - such a non-lethal weapon for dispersing demonstrations and the like.
yyy> Authorship to you! We need to deliver these things to the Chinese in Hong Kong. Do not ignore politics a hundred times - I want to see hundreds of Asian women rolling in sliding fat on all the world channels!

here here :

Seberya: So you say, say, if time travel were real, where are the aliens from the future? And what about those mysterious people who in the 90s (20 years before the appearance of touch screens on the mass market!) Invented the cut gloves? They knew!

Dear young friend, in my childhood, in the 70s, such gloves, with their fingers cut straight, were worn by vegetable store sellers, killing several rabbits at once - and hands, as appropriate, in gloves, and warmer, and money is more convenient to count with bare fingers, and a manicure with rings is visible to everyone.
And in general, as far as I know, gloves without fingers appeared in the 19th century, they were worn by women, as a rule, they were circular, and they were called tolls.

Sometimes I hit a mouse cable hanging on the table with my leg. So imagine the horror, you are sitting alone in the office, lazily clicking and suddenly WHO with force pulls the mouse out of your hands!

XXX is
I liked the 90s and would love to go back there. Maybe it will happen, as we know.

YYY
Excuse me, you were on which side of the solder?

Prepod reads a lecture on cisco:
- The team is easy to remember - remember Harry Potter, shake a stick, and voila: Login Synchronous!

xxx: he slipped on the linoleum today, fell down and said "Oh, you’re fucking fucking!"
XXX: I want to marry him.

I don't remember who said that sex in thoughts is bad in two cases: when sex is only in thoughts and when sex is only in thoughts.

Notes are just a way of recording. And they were developed by a community of musicians, not a single person. This process took several centuries. Listen only to those who publish their works. Someone pays and hears what he wants. Read the history of music. Try to create something yourself.
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Using this opportunity, I would like to thank Cyril and Methodius for the kindly submitted letters.
Creating yourself, you say? I have a few songs. Some wrote 20 years ago, others recently. And you know, they sing. I do not mind. And authors usually do not object to the publication of their creations. They oppose betrayal. They sign contracts with authors, dictate conditions.

The Japanese are good at this. AMV is essentially video piracy (and often music), but the creators of the anime do not object. For a very simple reason: if an anime is made a clip, it contributes to the growth of the popularity of the anime. The Japanese do not fight for every yen, but the profitability of their projects is scaling. Even in Soviet times, it was calculated: to get a ruble of profit, the Japanese spend 15-20 kopecks, and in the USSR at the time spent 97-98 kopecks. And if the Japanese believe that it is unprofitable and more effective to start the process of piracy, organize it and remove the cream from the fans - then may it be so?

xxx: ahaha, transferred to compost the ticket at the beginning of the tram and unnoticed out...

On the weekend, a couple of weeks ago, I eat on the outer ring of the MKAD and around Tetz-4, where the euroopt, on the turn sells fish alive from the car. It’s time for the fish. Everyone starts to slow down sharply. I was driving in the second row and the front car was also sharply on the brakes, the distance was well observed and without an accident. Looking forward, and there in the small year 3-4 came out already on the second strip, everyone began to signal, and at this time his mommy (as far as his father buys fish) is rolled out TP, stands on the sidelines and calls on the phone. She doesn’t look anywhere, she has everything. In general, they heard all the signals and quickly removed the little from the price. Here approaches her daddy and a package with this fish as it will give in her dumb face, she went to the shit.))) Everyone instantly blink, signal, like "beautiful" ))))) This is the story, laughed for half a day with a little)) But if you didn't have time to slow down, it would not be to laugh.

I worked as an admin in the game shop 10 years ago. And here is one of the young visitors (17 years old, a regular client), after another seat in his old contact, shares his impressions:
I hit the body with a bullet. invites to visit. Nothing like that.
Then, after a short thought process, in full seriousness:
Do you know what "strapon" and "golden rain" are?
I (after being able to open up and breathe air into my chest):
“Lish, maybe you don’t need to meet her?and :)

XXX is:
Then someone who said that the Chilean embassy is in our bloc and he needs political asylum! He and Allen were sought after Allen shot in a video surveillance camera from his toy machine. He had a red hat and the flag of the USSR. He waited for Elijah, but he was not there, and here Anton declared that he would have to spend the night in the embassy. Then we began to speak in five languages, Hindu-Arabic-Swahili-Tatar-German, and Anton's brain did not stand, he took the flag and left. TOLA also wanted to leave because it felt like the bottom.We brought the guitar from Sensei and the songs began. Then we went out to swim and I took them all into the woods and we embraced a huge postcard, and Saddam said that he thought all the drunkards were angry because we didn’t know where we were going at night and I would sing at that. Then we were around the university station. I went to Finnish with Victor and Tolei and Alena in common. We walked, then went back, sang and went to sleep.
YYY :
Oh to. Not bad you have fun there without me) judging by your treatise, this time Tola has cooked the poer correctly.

The child confuses the name of a color. And to practice, during the walk I ask "guiding questions". We pass by our car (grey fork), and I ask:"What color is Daddy’s car?".
What a twilight-year-old mind answers:"Like a wolf".
The little boy has gone.)

Well, and if these men would also go to the governor, wash the floors, maybe the self-esteem would be raised.

Couldn’t the carrier go? The construction? When you want to eat, you will also go to the building work.

Food is noticeable when it is eaten and tasty, and cleaning is only when it is not :(

On the subject of the loud law about what needs to be worked by specialty:
Is there a school for prostitutes?
We are not legalized.)
XHH: Are the crows out there?
zzz; I don’t know))
YYY: ask how the graduation exam is passed.
zzz;: I know they are training there))
You come to a prostitute and ask for a diploma.
XXX: What is this for you?
zzz: Sorry, are you a qualified professional?))
XXX: Are there certificates for the promotion of the category?
xxx: "I’m sorry, but I don’t know how to go deep. I was sick"
Tagged: ahahaha
XXX: The Master of Prostitution
Candidate of Science!
xxx: Diploma on the subject: "The subtleties of the application of the Dutch shuttle"