I read everything, I read everything. I have long read. And I came to the conclusion that people have simply forgotten what it is to live in society. Well, or never knew about it...

Played with my six-year-old friend in an American police officer. I’m his dead companion on the couch, and he’s avenging the cat for me!

My uncle recently travelled from Crimea to Krasnodar to drive the car to a friend, and near Krasnodar he was stopped by police officers, required documents for inspection, and he had a new hundred in them, with Crimea. In the end, they bought him a hundred for two hundred. For the first time I heard the situation when after meeting with the police you go out in plus.

Again the Hicks. This time we talk about a taxi.
xxx: I once removed Yandex, after a couple of times came killed cars with drivers who hardly speak Russian and don’t know the city at all.
YYY: It’s because of you that he didn’t work all day, right?
XX: Well, I was scared and jumped him back. Now I keep on the home comp and on the workplace, and on another server installed suddenly what.

Who does the resuscitation?

Who has such a “outrage”?

- What kind of shit on the isolation monitor, if it is not attached to the patient?

- Where on the newly attached to the suddenly dying character monitor suddenly take the data of the CVD and invasive blood pressure?

Who gives you so much adrenaline?

- Yes, how can a crazy psyche squeeze the pills in his mouth to calm him, he will be squeezed!! to



So doctors watch modern films about doctors.

During the Second World War, dolphins were once trained to search for mines and released them to the sea for this purpose, and they just dropped. Dolphins have proven that they are the smartest animals on the planet.

xxx: Do you also have friends who write "here" instead of "here"?

My friends are not idiots. They write "here"

Conversation in the office:
What is the name of the state within the state?
of Moscow?

That’s why it’s a hobby. Existing for your pleasure, expensive, bringing a purely symbolic result or nothing (in the case of pleasure, the process is important). Cry around the car, devote your free days to the garden - just stop offendingly curving your lips when the spouse(s) son or daughter replies that they walk to the subway on foot in beautiful weather (while you swear snow in winter due to motorism and dream of naked asphalt) - and at the same time it will be in place half an hour before you, because after blowing up in traffic jams you will be turning in search of parking space. Or will refuse to kill your vacation with you in the country / buy for your money in the store delicious vegetables and fruits, although you have a landscape harvest on the balcony, and in the warehouse for the third year burning pots with twists that nobody (including you) will eat. He may have a hobby in drawing, but he does not infuse you with paintings and does not say that the paintings of the artists are "crazed", but his drawings for pleasure are something that everyone is obliged to hang on the walls.

NiKo: And we have such a wind today that I’m waiting for Ellie’s house to fly.)

HH: What did you do there? Why was he roasting like a horse all night afterwards?
We both drowned in the bathroom. We enter, and in the mirror the virgins tremble photographs, the lips crack. She begins to sneeze when she sees it. Go to the cabins. We go out, there are even more there, and no one washes their hands, all foolishly photograph themselves in the mirror! Do not break through the shell. Nastya quietly bursting under the nose of the “blade”, took the phone, shook them and struck them from the side. With a blast. They turned around and she tossed them again.
Yyy: They didn’t have time to open their mouths, as she cried out, “Fuck the fuck from here! I’ll celebrate the whole internet!”
YYY: dissolved in a moment

I told her that in the past feelings
My friend is what I am
My friend is a pedicure.
A friend came with a bouquet of roses.

In Moscow on the 3rd Mytyshchynskaya street failed ground. 3 Feb

On the Zorg street in Moscow, the ground on the road failed. 31 of Jan.

The ground failed on the dimmed rainy Dmitrovsky highway. 28 Jan

In Moscow, before the entrance to the station "Plaza Iljiča" the ground failed. 13 July.

Ground collapsed on the Minsk highway
27 of June.

At the 25th kilometre, the ground failed. 20 of June.

A car crashed into a hole due to land collapse 11 March

Moscow is moving closer to hell.

My grandmother burned in black. Everything is not described, but the breasts of the compromise were given to the public at lunch: crazy: And starting with memories from the time of King Horoh and ending with the "fresh" about Daddy and Mom :D The husband didn't stand the first and now quietly calls her "Our Snowden" or "Baby Snowden". The funniest thing that I was talking to my mom tonight was, “Tell my mom that we won’t give Snowden’s grandmother to them, that is, we won’t give it back.”

If a girl asks you to give her an iPhone, buy it. The first, 2g, for three thousand rubles. And when she’s offended, what if you say she’s a fool who doesn’t know how to make a customer agreement.

Living on the second floor with a balcony, from which there is a beautiful view of the trees. If you look from the street, you can’t even see the balcony. But this has its plus - the constant silence and the singing of birds. But this silence is by some individuals who are constantly in need right under my balcony. Well, here I stood yesterday as usual, smoking quietly, here I look, two girls moving under my balcony so unnoticed. One remained standing on the streets, the other unnoticedly ran under a tree next to the balcony and already prepared to do her business, but apparently something went wrong, and she called half a whisper to her friend, the guy is scary for her alone. Well, I was not confused and replied, saying, “Don’t be afraid, I will punish you.” I’ve never been able to get away so quickly.)

I took my niece from the kindergarten today. A model, educated and modest girl.



He goes, tells how the day passed and here is about this dialogue:

We agreed today to make a surprise to our mothers!

I am what?

P – Today it’s loud to say, so that as many people as possible can hear (in the transport there, at dinner): “Mom, you’re such a shit!” Don’t tell your mother, it’s a secret.

I have some misunderstanding, I ask where this idea comes from and if she knows what this word means. It turned out that the son of the teacher came to them in the group, who just arranged this, somewhat deceiving the children about the meaning of the word.

The journey, the parents of the other children today awaits an incredible "surprise", and I will go to communicate with the teacher tomorrow.

I don’t understand why laziness is considered a mortal sin. It helps people not to sin.

Yesterday evening: I am approaching my house and right on me runs some loose-mortar miracle the size of a pony, not immediately realized that it is a dog. I was scared to scare. I forgot that I had a T.T. injury. Aunt is in the background:
He does not bite. He does not bite. Do not be afraid!
At that moment, I wanted to get a gun, direct it and scream:
He does not shoot! He does not shoot! Do not be afraid!

I worked for a time in an office that rented a room on the territory of NII. There were many typical bodies, which are completely the same on the outside, and the numbering is in the order of construction, that is, behind the second can easily stand the seventeenth.

The main benchmark on the way to work was a poster of the 1970s, telling about the products of NII. He looked horrible, in places rusted to holes, licked by rain and sun, but you won't go by even if you want to.

In general, in the third week of my work in this office, the remnants of the NIH, who lived on one floor of the same building, made a slide and pulled the poster closer to themselves. Greater horror than when I did not understand where to go now, I had never experienced.