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[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №3264
 04.04.2008
Whoever wants to see the admin basha live - plus :)

Are you going to beat?

Don’t be afraid ?

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №3263
 04.04.2008
She: Well, please run, what are you worth?
It is not the hundredth time.! to
I’m going to Andrew today.
She: your last phrase, yes, in the abbreviation.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №3262
 04.04.2008
XXX is AAAA! and panic!! to
WOW : WOW? and ;)
xxx: do you remember the joke from the tower about the transition and the blonde on the matte, when the guy passed through the car?? to
See also: AGA
xxxh: we go with a pasha right now near the circus, the light is burning green, well, and stands in the middle of a pedestrian fool on a bimmer trio with stickers "U"!! So, after reading Basha walked in the footsteps of a man!!! He opens the back door and sits in the room!!! So this ipanute creature is taking the fool on the gas truffle!!! Where is he now!! I'm in Ahaia, the second hour I can't call you :(

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №3261
 04.04.2008
Maasha (11:25:50 3/04/2008)
Adam and Eve are carved in the garden, God descends to them and says, "My children, I have two gifts for you, only you have to decide which one."The first gift is to write standing. Eve gave him up.
And Adam ran through the garden, rejoicing, jumping, screaming, sucking on everything in a row! On the trees, on the flowers, on every bowl and just on the ground!
Eve stood next to God.
In silence they looked together at this madness... And then Eve asked, “My God, and the second is what gift??"
And God said, “Brain, Eve, brain...”

Ride (11:39:33 3/04/2008)
As a Feminist

Ride (11:39:59 3/04/2008)
You are not in the topic right now.

Stirling (11:40:16 3/04/2008)
Because I have a group in the lab consisting of 90% of girls.

Ride (11:40:26 3/04/2008)
Where is the brain?

Stirling (11:40:58 3/04/2008)
Is the gift unplugged?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №3260
 04.04.2008
xxx: I read one forum, I notice with my naked eye that a lot of men like sex under Ramstein. Funny, and get in the "tact of tel". Which of the inhabitants holds a collection of music allegedly provoking/increasing desire?
YYY: That’s just under the heart :)
zzz: ah and so from scale "Ha-ra-sho! Everything will be okay, I know it".)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №3259
 04.04.2008
Anime-psychicists, found a description of one of the cartoons:
The Elf Bride is the story of two creatures: the fence maker Kenji and the elf girl Milfe, who marry despite racial prejudice between humans and elves. Kenji discovers that his size is too big for the elephant and he goes on a long journey in search of lubricant.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №3258
 04.04.2008
Lady Spring
We made this type of printing in the booklet, I just paddled %)))

"For detailed consultation on all types of services our operators will connect you with a boring specialist"

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №3257
 04.04.2008
Feather (14:46:46 2/04/2008)
I searched the blonde website and couldn’t find it.

Yai (14:47:04 2/04/2008)
I’m very happy ?))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №3256
 04.04.2008
[SeferoT 18:36:07]
Tili Tili-Tali Wali, this we have not drank for a long time and we have not poured

[SeferoT 18:36:16]
A pair of memes

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №3255
 04.04.2008
Whoever wants to see the admin basha live - plus :)

Are you going to beat?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №3254
 04.04.2008
Lectures in Medicine.

Prepod:...one of the methods of external application of injections is.. Where are we buried?

Behind the ground?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №3253
 04.04.2008
<Unlimit> what is the number?
<irusa> Unlimit: 1
<Ultra_Puritanin> Unlimit: 30
<310890> Unlimit: 31
<Unlimit> sps

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №3252
 04.04.2008
>>...
>>Mla... So I want a rubbish bowl around the comp...
> and >
>> I look at this quote. and pluss. I understood why he plushed. >>First thought - 1471 people also want garbage around the car!

two years wanted a cage at the comp, half a year ago it appeared=) now I want a garbage container..

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №3251
 04.04.2008
From the channel (Arena)


18:22 Impotencia > why are boys afraid of me? I want to be friends with them.
18:22 I come to them, and they run away, and shout that I should not come. Even PCs are running away. In private, they ask me to leave.
18:22 Impotencia > What about me? My persis is very beautiful. Maybe others don’t see him like me?
18:23........... > Change your nick. Remove the first two letters.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №3250
 04.04.2008
The bugs burned... Scuco, I didn’t even think so!!! Ruby in the sea battle on the ash... and the ships have them in excellence fuck!!! = = )

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №3249
 04.04.2008
Kosyak: We Russians are so harsh that after eating we wipe our hands

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №3248
 04.04.2008
Moscow
How can you expel a man from work for the fact that he walked with a badge "Merchendaiser Bayarsky" and also with a drawn beard and a hat...

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №3247
 04.04.2008
inoy (10:04:58 29/03/2008)
One day I woke up before Olka, went to wash, found in the bathroom her mask and I had a plan.. Drawed on one half-jacket of my eyes, turned on the camera and put on the TV, quietly lay my ass on the pillow and said "Ola, I have a cool smile?". You are 32 years old, my son is 3 years old! You are the company director! Are you going to get rid of your teeth anytime?and "

The key word here is the director of the company. Those guys, despite their success, are still with me. Give me a smiling ass.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №3246
 04.04.2008
>who wants to see admin basha live - plus :)

I can take pictures)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №3245
 04.04.2008
I go through the medical commission. in front of the surgeon's office I ask: Who is in the medical commission?They answer that there is no one.I go to the office.all like let's say where you go, in the row of the dolls children, etc.One grandmother says: here is everything on the medical commission!I am her:and you? She: And I too! She is 65-70 years old. Well, I’m going to take a break: Grandpa, you don’t know what, since January 1, 2008, the new law was passed! A: What one? From January 1st, you can go to the cemetery without a medical certificate. and. and. and. and. The young man who was next to me was lying down. the grandmothers barely bit me...they don’t have good teeth.

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