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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №97409
 04.05.2014
After reading combat fantasy for a long time could not enter the inscription:
Granate extract and UV filter.
What is this weapon, why is there no single defect and why is it written on the shampoo?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №97408
 04.05.2014
xxx: Basically, yes, poker marketing is different from casino marketing.
xxx: In a casino, the main customers are debils who consider themselves to be more fortunate than others.
xxx: In poker, the main customers are fools who think they are smarter than others.


[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №97407
 04.05.2014
Pomorin: Ernst shot himself. He shot himself in the tongue.
Gobzter: It is unlikely. He could have hurt his beloved leader.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №97406
 04.05.2014
This is happening in Bulgaria:
xxx: I German eBay offers to buy something for my garden :)
Buy yourself a gardener. A German gardener. To come and plant.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №97405
 04.05.2014
xxx: Looking only at the disadvantages, you need to find the pros, because even the black square of Malevich contains white spots.
Zzz: And the triangle works on the weekend.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №97404
 04.05.2014
You would have led Gandhi to murder.
and no.
Do you know who Gandhi is?
This is the movie Crocodile Gandhi.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №97403
 04.05.2014
How do you celebrate the holidays?

She eats at home

He: What is that sad?

She is a lonely cowboy.
Stupid and hysterical. No one needs it 😉 😉 😉

He is : thou! You are at the address.

Do you have a shelter for such people?

He: No, just a lonely horse :rofl*

There is no ipodrome.
Spring, you know

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №97402
 04.05.2014
pleased to have another contact)

Don’t trust them, they can kill you.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №97401
 04.05.2014
Seberya: Why do the princesses of fantasy (Arwen of the Lord of the Rings, Jennifer of the Witchman, Keithan of Mortal Kombat), who are 200 years old, not only retain the appearance of a twenty-year-old girl, but also the desire to cuddle for young warriors, while the years lived had to kill the youthful caprices of these wise grandmothers?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №97400
 04.05.2014
I bought a motorcycle C650. The first reaction "Oh you, she can shoot! You can even distinguish the face in the photo. Cheers to you!" Next was the Nokia 3230 - "Ogo, photo up to 1.3 MP, what cool quality! It can be printed!" Nokia 5800 - "Kruto, 3.2 MP, autofocus... shoots very well". Sonic arc 2011 - up to 8MP, autofocus, flash, steep matrix. It is not bad." Samsung Galaxy c3 – All the same 8MP, all the same autofocus. Yes, she still knows how to shoot, right? Quality as quality, nothing special."
xxx: I bought the Olympus system photocopy, the physical matrix more than in all the phones that were combined, the lens is incomparable with the phone eyeglasses, the automatic / scenes / manual settings, a bunch of presets, options... "Fuck, what is so figured? No money for a normal camera? No noise, no soap, no sharpness, no flowers. Throw away this guano, don’t be ashamed!"
Either return my Nokia 3230 or put your hands back on your shoulders.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №97399
 04.05.2014
The Gods of the Net!! May your blessing shine upon me, and may the rights of the admin descend upon me. I will organize a Crusade in your honour and cleanse this resource from all heresy, such as the rhetoric of the private life of the fox and the stamps. And will begin to come here dedicated and will post it humor and... and just good humor >__< Let it be so!! by admin!

[ + 57 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №97398
 04.05.2014
Here's a new girl from Nicole
Beautiful, smart and young
He works in a bank and has a car.
in the gym, jumping, shaving the vagina
How not to suck the dust.
Money will always help. not question
I don’t like Michael’s songs.
Leeds are absolutely uninteresting.
Her heads do not suffer from pain.
Everything that matters is important to the car.
He doesn’t look at other men.
Great cooking with oats.
In the meantime, it doesn’t ruin at all.
Strong, fresh and active in bed
The whole house, the whole house and the whole house.

I think Colin is kidding...

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