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[ + 36 - ] [13 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63774
 04.05.2012
He was a witness at the wedding. We arrived in a limousine from the house to ZAGS on the English coast. I ask the driver, a rather hassle look, where to look for him later.

“Happiness all this fucking married, I’ll get up around the corner.

The Cultural Capital, Yapt...

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63773
 04.05.2012
In the courtyard set up something like a mini summer garden for children: carousels, tires and so on. And among all put a large inflatable pool with boats for one person, such as skiing on the sea level) So, it is very pleasant when adult dads with one-year-old children in their arms, who do not understand what is happening at all, carry on each other with wild hiccups, clash, crack.... )) Children are just a cover!

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №63772
 04.05.2012
(16:15:51) jerdin: The previous woman I had was like a fryha. Everyone knows, everything knows, reliable, but while you something, you are completely wasted. In the end, you won’t get what you thought.
(16:17:24) gysar1983: I think most women like Windows
(16:17:44) gysar1983: the interface is friendly, but they chew godlessly)))

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63771
 04.05.2012
Mom never ceases to rejoice with Mom’s lexicon. Yesterday she said to me, “Do you have nothing medium-sized in your laundry that strives for light?”
My brain hasn’t yet strengthened since the previous attack, but today it says, “I’m leaving the country tomorrow,” I ask, “When?”
She answers: "On Tuesday, which is on Thursday"
I love my mom 😉

[ + 32 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63770
 04.05.2012
Konstantine: I am in a traffic jams when I eat
Konstantine: One blonde TP plays a song...
Konstantine: The Brothers Grimm
Konstantine: there where "Hop your eyelids and take off"
Konstantine: She was generally stuck... the stream touched, and she stood.
I mean, shit, I understand that.
Constantine: Yes
Konstantine: And her man from the gazelle, just like in the comic book, in a striped beak, while stunned by his fist, spoke:"Flow the Wipes and Fly Up Bled!!!" and
Tagged: haahah
and steppe ))
Konstantine: I’m almost dead there)))))))
It’s good 😉)))))))))))))))))))))))
Constantia: I have to do it 😉

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №63769
 04.05.2012
The neighbors at the troll. Apart from the mobile internet, there is nothing. Priper from the house wifi router, knocked into the connector and called the point Xalyava. Wifi is there, and the internet is in it!
A dozen connected, a couple at the gate. I’ll wait until they hit me :)

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