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 04.05.2012
Mom never ceases to rejoice with Mom’s lexicon. Yesterday she said to me, “Do you have nothing medium-sized in your laundry that strives for light?”
My brain hasn’t yet strengthened since the previous attack, but today it says, “I’m leaving the country tomorrow,” I ask, “When?”
She answers: "On Tuesday, which is on Thursday"
I love my mom ?
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