Ferguson is a pedestrian with a mirror.

Children’s Day is dedicated.
The past story of tea = cooking.

There is a saying that if you want a child to grow a vegetable or weed, send him to his grandmother in the village. She also educates what she can and how she can, and these grandmothers usually know nothing. And that “nothing” of such children then grows up. And we, the students of the capital linguistic university, had to get in a building squad in a distant Volgograd village. Around the village - consistent zones, and in the nearby district center - settlers. And another public. Somewhere far away was the town of Kotlas. No civilization, we build a railway through the forest debris somewhere to the woods. The squad is purely male, there are a couple of chefs around whom the commissioner, the commander, the enterprise climb. For us, the ordinary soldiers of the squad obviously did not light up with entertainment anything. And next to our construction is an abandoned village, in which a couple of old women and grandchildren aged 3-4, abandoned by tender parents for the summer to grandmother. This grandmother did not think about almost anything and the boy was obviously tired of such a life. Therefore, the appearance in the zone of visibility of the building order for him was like the appearance of aliens. Every day he came and quietly sat in the side and opened his mouth watching how we swirled the railway tracks. and silence. But we were not silent, we spoke and for a little language practice each spoke in the language that was his specialty. English French German Italian Spanish. They also specialize in understanding additional languages. It should be understood that the literary content in our negotiations was minimal. In Russian analogues sound even more diverse. Until this happened. One day, one of us turned to a boy forgetting to speak Spanish. And he in pure castilian to him maternally and answered. Surprised, the other of us turned to the boy in German - the one about the same topic to him in German. It turned out that the guy had just a wonderful memory and musical hearing. He remembered everything, he could sing any of our songs by listening to it only once. All our foreign talks ended and we started teaching the language.
We talked to him for a month and a half and he, a child, answered us equally.
20 years of linguistics. An amazing talent. Give God that in those wilderness in the midst of the depressing wilderness his talent is not plunged into dirt and misery. God let him not be like everybody else.

Having raised my three children I will say the main thing - all children are talented and genius up to 5-7 years old. And then start growing all that you have invested in them in these years. Do not trust them in these years stupid old ladies.
Stretch and try to give them as much as possible and be rewarded according to your merits.

“If we made girls, they’t break either.” – BMW
“If we were to make girls, they’d beat you on the first date.”
c) The car

I live next to a student house in a small family. My entrance is 10 steps from the entrance.
I come back somehow from night walks. There is a beautiful German Shepherd. The time is 5:20 in the morning, the public office opens only at 6. Following me is a girl, obviously a student, polite like this:
A: Hello to you! My name is Alice, and where are you going?
Hi, I am going home.
A: Do you think we’ll be released this morning?
I: I’m allowed, I don’t know you. We have evil...
A: Yes, it is really evil. How did you agree with her?
I: I usually bring her what she loves.
A: And what is it?
My favorite is crisp bones.
Alice with her falling jaw stops at the entrance to the community. I am with the words "good dreams!" going into my entrance.

The next night. I go out of the entrance with the pet, to meet Alice.
A: This is what your watch!
I (laughing stupidly) was the one.
Suddenly, a vengeful student takes out a toy bone from the bag and wraps it into bushes. My dear woman on the leash crashes from her place, seeing a delight, and plunges me into the pit.
And good dreams! and good dreams!
Tomorrow will be two months when we meet with Alice. We periodically beat the dog with bones. Everyone is happy)

You have four breasts!
Sss: Well fuck it :( It’s acne...
Do you have four pimples?

Yesterday, a girl went to work and resigned in 25 minutes.
WOW: What is it?
XHH: She received a newsletter from the department: the stamp "release is allowed" and the LNP will be placed on the TNT, not on the DW as before. One copy remains in the customs, the other goes to the PCT.
xxx: She stood up and said, yes, h"Nonia what it is.
I would also be fired.

Irina (15:28:30 3/06/2011)
How many years?
Irina (15:28:33 3/06/2011)
to you
Alexander (15:32:24 3/06/2011)
28 is
Irina (15:32:30 3/06/2011)
The Scorpion?
Alexander (15:32:44 3/06/2011)
by Sab-Ziro
Irina (15:33:14 3/06/2011)
I would laugh if I understood the meaning.)

111: Where is the telecast forever going? - He secretly meets with the keys to the apartment - and they are waiting for the flash!

222: They are clearly thinking about something and have a secret collection room!

I am going home today. As usual, there is a lot of electricity. Like a slug in a bank. All seats are naturally occupied by tired young men; of the six seats, four or five are occupied by them. Girls, girls, women stand as usual. Nothing is surprising.
And that means I’m standing over one such " tired". The red boy is twenty-five years old. He looked at me from the bottom up, assessed... Something is coming up there... Well, I think the stitch will get up, the place will give in, and I will sit there a woman with bags of sixties, who stood next to me.
The tired red man looked around me again and with the most naïve expression of his face said, “Girl, put your bags on my knees, you are in trouble!”
She kept laughing! But he did not refuse and threw his pound bag with bags on him. A man sitting opposite, seeing everything happening, turns to the woman, takes heavy bags from her and hangs on a hook. With a sense of duty, he sits back in place, floats in a smile, turns on the player. The curtain!
These are the gentlemen of the 21st century!! to

In the morning the joke was: I get out of the entrance, I roll out big, I sit down and look at the rear wheel dropped down, and I stand looking at a man turns the keys from the old opel and says: "the wheel dropped down" and superbly so, typically I am cool on the car, and you are a student on the big... well I say: "to drop down", I roll to my new foulz, and he just stands next to me, I get the compressor out of the trunk, pump the wheel, close the car and go to the woods... the face of the man had to be seen =)

RBC news: General-hostage from the Ministry of Defense was taken with battle 15 opera groups

Brushing is no different.

I met a guy and lived with my parents. When his parents went on vacation, he called me for a week. And here I came, everything was fine, I went to bed, only I fell asleep, I don’t know how long it was, I woke up from the fact that he shakes me and wakes me. I woke up and asked what was going on? He suggested to go out with a drink of water :) He was very drunk, went. I go to the kitchen, he goes to the toilet. The next night the same picture. Then it turned out that he was just afraid to stay home alone at night, suddenly there baby :)

Dialogue at work:
- Here is the painting "Bathing the Red Horse". And yesterday I had a "Bathing the Red Cat"!
Did you go out of the bathroom too? :D

Why do I need rest, personal life, entertainment and good mood?
If there is work)

It was yesterday.
WOMAN: Oh, the cat kisses me straight into the lips!! to
I am Fu! Of course, he will lay his eggs and kiss.
J: I also lick eggs and then kiss you, you don’t mind.
I am:...
And today I thought, is it that I’m licking my eggs anyway?

xxx: To raise your mood you just need to wear shorts, heels and go out!)
Yyy: O_o Only shorts and heels?
Zzz: It’s not just that her mood gets up))))))

I go to the bar, I want to buy ice cream "Mystery".
I. Be kind "Mystery"
A grandfather sits, clothed in a hundred robes, who clothes him sheds tears. You have 10 rubles.

From Rambler News:

The drinking water in the office will be deducted from the salary
The comments:
I propose to collect the tax from the consumer of toilet paper in the office. To report, do not let it go to the toilet, but bring it to the accountant and put it into personal affairs.

Discussing the news that Chinese prisoners are forced to earn in MMORPG:
This is how you can write programs! Break the code into simple parts, divide it between prisoners and let them write. Anyone who does not do it goes to the carcass.
I’t be surprised if they do that in India.