xxx: and my parents included rockstar Jesus Christ superstar
XX: I did not know English.
I thought it was a tale of a wolf and seven goats.

I went to the shopping center to look for the cable. And then passes by a young mommy with a child 3-4 years old and says to him:
No, it is wrong. The right thing to say "zombie". The Zombie. Let us say together! The Zoooom-Biiiiiiiiiiiiii...
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Image motivator "Inventing new worlds leads to changing our"
Comment:That's what I look, so ugly around--and this people massively hit the post-apocalypse

Your password should contain numbers, letters, punctuation signs, link, development, culmination and unexpected ending.

I heard the dialogue of two men:
Yesterday I was given a walk on Harley for the first time.
2 How do you feel?
It’s like two more eggs have grown, just MORE.

Conversation at work:

The refrigerator is not rubber.
Moscow is not rubber, but you came here!

Pick the cats. Do not listen to anyone. It will count.

In the walking park of the sleeping area, a inflatable hill with a height of a three-storey house was erected.
In the evening, at the time of mass gatherings, the slopes of the hillside are placed at a good angle to the sunset, which, coupled with the friction of a sufficiently lengthy sloping, heats the filé parts of the resting to an uncomfortable temperature.
There were two mothers, slightly sluggish, who, as compensation for the injury, demanded (sic!) Right to ride again.

to this:
Ophthalmologist Glazko, Lor Kryvonosov, dentist Zubik, gynecologist Nebaba.
Everyone has seen such doctors.
I think they are there in the medinstitutes during the distribution.

I met the obstetrician. And by Prep Makarenko. )))

"Relationship to the Office"
A bank with an adjika in the refrigerator. It worked, but not so effective.

Dear owner (a) of a half-litre bank with adjika!
Your trap worked, but only partially: the bank fell on the floor when the refrigerator door was opened, but did not spray my shoes or jeans with its contents! One-third of its content was on the floor. Next time, before you do such a "warning", dilute the contents with water - the effect will be more impressive!

Head of Transport Organization Service

Review of the iPad mini on one of the websites

Merit: Merit can be written for a long time. When you buy it, you start to look at the world differently. This is Apple, but it can’t be otherwise. He can do so much that I have been standing for half an hour and dumbly slide the menu forward (because I can't decide) And you can still look at the photos...
Disadvantages: No
Comment: Then I'll write a review, Mommy came, and I haven't done natural science yet
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And before the crowd:
to this:
Ophthalmologist Glazko, Lor Kryvonosov, dentist Zubik, gynecologist Nebaba.
Everyone has seen such doctors.
I think they are there in the medinstitutes during the distribution.

I met the obstetrician. And by Prep Makarenko. )))

I was treated by a traumatologist Walking;)))

I walked into the parking lot and fearfully called my husband.
“Dear, you just recently made my car...but I remembered it again...today.
The same side?
The same left wing.
Well, thank God! and then you, of course, did not notice, but after that time badly painted it in fact, you need to repaint.

My mood has improved.

xxx: Yesterday, my husband and I were looking for something in the internet on the topic "How to properly do minet".
0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Zzz: And who learned first?

Ohhhh... exactly! A girl with peaches - a girl with tomatoes - a aunt with peaches! and 😉
WOW: the vertical of female power?
The horizon of female breasts)))))

She appears to have attended ninja classes, but does not admit: she changed the bedroom on my couch while I slept on it.

The customer issued the phrase of the month: "As far as I know, we think about this topic".

Zecks are quite reckless to life, brave with fearlessness of death. But any sitting person will say, "Don't drink sugar with sugar - you will plant a heart."

Today in Volgograd saw a crowd of followers of Slepakov (KVN):
Mom (30-35 years) goes (fast) with son (7-8 years old). Clothes are decent. My mother carries a child’s skateboard in her hands.
Then they talked to each other:
My son, let me go faster.
The son is Mom, and why did we take the skateboard, but not ours.
Mom - You see, son, once the skateboard was just lying on the ground, he was nothing.
My son is not new.
Mom: But who is to blame that the homeless skateboard was not new. Nothing, at home, Daddy will paint it and it will become like new and you can ride.
And then the final scene - behind the meter 150 runs a boy aged 9-10 with a scream - This is my skateboard, why did you steal it!!and :)
The mother puts the skateboard on the ground and quickly moves away toward the houses with the child. At the same time, he says, I said I needed to go faster.
Everyone who saw it was on the empty scene.
The boy ran and took a skateboard. He left him on the bench and ran into the bushes himself. Here is so.

When the sister gave birth, the mother and grandmother gave her:" the first nails of the child, the mother should bite itself". Sister: “Aga a grandmother and grandmother should drink a compot from the child’s first cockroaches.”