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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №98823
 04.06.2014
I don’t see your favorite jeans.
I threw them out.
Why is?
I felt like a bee.
How is it?
in the ass.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №98822
 04.06.2014
The crowd went to Maleficent. One of us after the movie noticed:
This is what she is, the female Hallboy.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №98821
 04.06.2014
Our department is dragged into a civil war - for disconnecting the air conditioner. In these harsh times, when the diluted air from the air conditioner has thickened over our heads, no one can afford the luxury of staying aside. Everyone is obliged to make a difficult moral choice and join one of the sides, because when evil is created around - inaction - the most terrible of crimes.

Oh this war for air conditioning! How many songs are composed about this, how much sweat and blood is shed in the battles for the control, how many copies are broken in verbal interruptions! So far, none of the sides has gained the top. They will come together in the last battle...Look in July. in all offices of the country.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №98820
 04.06.2014
Vitaly Klitschko: “The best armor is the compensation your family will receive if you are shot.”

Well, you know, Ukrainians, after this you will seriously think about why Maidan stood.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №98819
 04.06.2014
We went to the cafe and instead of calanques there now "Aromatic Steam", discussion today:

Hahahah, we had a good smell yesterday :)))
Yes, now people do not smoke, but inhale fragrance steam, and in the winter in the closed cafes will warm their teeth.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98818
 04.06.2014
Anti-Tobacco Day 4
Hypermarket in the city of N.
There are no tobacco products in the box, I find a consultant to find out where the cigarettes are.
I: Hi, please tell me where you have your cigarettes.
Q: Of course I apologize, but under the new law I have no right to tell you where tobacco products are located!
I: That is, I have to find cigarettes in a huge store myself?
K : Yes!
For a while I felt like a treasurer looking into every cracks to find the same thing.

[ + 29 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98817
 04.06.2014
We eat with a friend in Voronezh, he is the first time in the city. I say "And this is the Southwest Cemetery! I celebrated my 17th birthday in front of him in the woods. He said, “Who did you get a gift?”

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98816
 04.06.2014
A discussion on the forum about a aunt who stole a newly planted Tuia seed in the night and got on the video surveillance camera recording.
Yes, pls, the times have come, we put around the cameras, neither to shoot anything now, neither to suck, nor to fuck...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №98815
 04.06.2014
I read the letter. Thank you for your understanding, and for the fact that you donated your savings to the NFP "Sberfond RESO". I open my eyes wide from surprise, and no, seemed to have trusted, not given.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №98814
 04.06.2014
From Picaboo:
HELLPhoenix: A man is an accidentally surviving boy.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №98813
 04.06.2014
here here :

Yatsenyuk: We understand that the price is $ 268. The United States was nothing but a bribe of the previous power. However, we consider this price a market price and insist onining that price.

How is? How can two mutually exclusive thoughts be placed in one head? Is it a bribe or a market price?? to
_________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Take a closer look at that head. Obviously, there are two thoughts not held together at the same time. One after the pronouncement immediately collapses somewhere, apparently, in the ass area.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №98812
 04.06.2014
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Have I never answered you??? I have no forgiveness :)
Don’t worry, I understand and forgive you.
You are the perfect man -> you do not exist -> I say to myself -> am I crazy??? to

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №98811
 04.06.2014
A friend explains my actions:
e: You will go up to our office, you will meet a person who seems to do doher, but actually does not doher, and will direct you to a person who seems to doher not, but actually does doher.
The first person was the secretary, and the second was the sys-admin.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №98810
 04.06.2014
- We go to nature, catch Mika and we go tomorrow.
I can’t Mika.
It’s the first time I’ve heard that Mia doesn’t want nature.
He wants but cannot.
Is it how?
- In the hospital he is closed, a fracture of the lower jaw and a pair of ribs.
He fell from the motorcycle again.
This time it’s all about humor. Meanwhile, Mika is in the elevator. A boy and a girl standing on his back. Here this ballbus gets a mask like in the movie of Pila (who knows why he pulled her with him) and says he wants to play with them in one game. They turn and the elevator is stuck and the light is cut off. Who knew that these athletes were caratists, therefore, Mikha did not know. They then apologized heavily, but Mika had already lost his fucking sense of humor.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №98809
 04.06.2014
Call from the warehouse:
Our computers do not work!
I come. There is no network.
I approach the light. He lacks food.
Physically!
I ask:" where is the power adapter"? He is in their closet.
At first I didn’t even have the strength to stop.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №98808
 04.06.2014
The stupid laws of different countries.
and XXX:
In Alaska, it is forbidden to drink salmon.
OOOU :
The Russians are still there!!! to

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №98807
 04.06.2014
Reactions to Cooler:
Oleg Miroshenko, January 20
I use on the AMD Athlon II X3, in a simple 20 C, but the cooler is constantly glittering at max speed. Who knows what the problem is?

Oleg Miroshenko, January 22
I can only give advice: I also have the Athlon II X3 and also scratches constantly at max speed, drive the SpeedFan and the cooler etc. put on 40%. The noise disappears and the temperature in the simple rises from the force by 2-3 degrees.

Oleg Miroshenko, January 29
Oto I stumbled (I answered myself)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №98806
 04.06.2014
I generally eaten two sandwiches today in the morning and a cake with kefir for lunch... and something I don’t want to eat.
<xxxx> Summer, hot, hot food
<wow> are you going to go?
<x> :/
<chh> this is
<chh> Nafig... this... food, w.
<wow> do you want to eat? ))
<x> Yes to you

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №98805
 04.06.2014
The question “What is the meaning of life?”

<eda> we were created by an explosion
<Slonic> eda, was the explosion reasonable?
<Lazer> has the mind exploded?

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №98804
 04.06.2014
xxx: Probably, this is the "existential experiences", but somehow it is more common to call them the words "pirate".

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