XXX: But there is a question to the doctors. Why do you have such a crazy handwriting from generation to generation?? to

YYY: Have you heard of the medical secret?

I think Sisadmin should have "Bubenface"

Do you have the pills I gave you?
YYY: Yes Yes
XXX: That’s what they are

Fossi: I know how to drop Batman. You have to do all the crimes in the day 😉

From the Air Forum:
Six unknown people in China tried to seize a passenger plane, but were neutralized by crew members and passengers.
2nd comment: “In general, it was lucky for the hijackers – if local forums are not lied – that the aircraft (91 people on board) had more than 40 SWAT officers (special anti-terror unit) returning from vacation.

It is good to be a socket. You lie somewhere, they are always looking for you, no one goes anywhere without you. Plus, you have a second half.

Medicine is... medicine.

I came to the clinic, because the commission for admission needs to be passed again, I ask LOR to check the throat at the same time. Because it hurts... He silently looks, silently writes out the recipe. I ask :
What do I have? Could you say?
He answered so indifferently:
And fuck him, it’s an infection.

Interestingly, if you drink two liters of carrots juice, then at least something in you will become more golden than before?
Yyy: Well, if the carrots are not washed, then staphylococcus gold.

Everyone thinks that Satan is God’s enemy. In fact, he is merely the chief of the service of execution of the punishments appointed by God.

The Preamble:
In ancient times, the psy were considered Napoleons, but tempora mutantur is known. Now they are all electricians and household appliances installers.

So, a fable from one professionally-oriented forum from a current and respected professional of his case:

The real story - fifteen years ago, the fairly steep citizens had a fairly steep Siemens washing machine. And something she did not work, according to customers - can wash almost a whole day and all "took in one place." The replacement of the timer, the module, the TEN, the pump, the engine did not make sense, well then Bosch-Siemens was very loyal to such things. Moreover, with the master everything works, a few washes the master from Bosch-Siemens almost spent with a second meter next to the washing machine - everything works like a textbook. Voltage - exactly 220 V through a specially purchased stabilizer! I went to the hospital several times - it all works! But the customers don’t want it and it’s all there!!! For the tenth time the master looked closer at the wiring and fell into a precipitation - the washing machine was connected through the switch in the bathroom and worked only when the light was turned on! Naturally, when the master came, the light in the bathroom was turned on and the washing went from and before, as needed. And without the master, the housewife will load the washing machine, turn it on, wait a little while until it starts working, then leave the bathroom, turn off the light, the washing machine and "sleep." The mistress after some time will decide to check how the laundry is going, will turn on the light in the bathroom, the washing machine will turn on, the aunt in the door will look - as if everything works... She will turn off the light again...

- I am a juicy grape, I am happy!
And I am a sweet malina, loved by everyone!
I am an unknown man! All the juices make me!

I am looking for a husband

HH: What should it be?

WOW: Good, strong, assured, promising, smart, beautiful

Q: What can you give?

I am good at sex, I have 3 sizes of breasts, black nipples, shaved pussy

Q: What about the head?

The heads? What are you?

My girlfriend, when she read the inscription in ikee on the index "You are here", was upset: "How do they know?and "

"I threw this bush of maculature into the corner. What a grief! The fool is cared for, the fool is carefully raised, the fool is fertilized, and there is no end to this... The fool has become the norm, a little more – and the fool will become an ideal, and the doctor of philosophy will be led around him by enthusiastic chordists. And the newspapers are running chords now. How beautiful you are, fool! Oh, how healthy and healthy you are, fool! Oh, how optimistic you are, stupid, and how stupid you are, smart, what a subtle sense of humor you have, and how skillfully you solve crosswords! You, most importantly, just don’t worry, fool, everything is so good, everything is so great, and science at your service, fool, and literature, so that you can have fun, fool, and you don’t have to think about anything.

A. and B. Strugackie "The Predatory Things of the Century", 1964. The best book of predictions.
Read, think and change.

Q: So what did you do with Stas?
and the bigogams. Your husband is a rare child!
He says you are a fool! What was?
I am a fool, I understand. But! Your husband came to me today for a steamer. I just cooked a young potato. Well, he asked, said, how I cleaned her, because he struck a knife. I honestly told you that I am taking a metal GUBKU for iron bins and her trout - quickly and safely. All of. He took the steam and dropped it. But you explain to him that the cartridge brush (which you have in my garage at 15 years old wounded, the wooden pen and the metal worship) is not a metal sprinkle sponge and these things are not interchangeable. How many times did he clean the potatoes before he went to bandage his hands? 😉
Sorry brother, you are the best in the world. Stallion still blows on you.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah We decide. I just don’t understand how a man could be born into a family of engineers, a man who at 30 is characterized by the absolute absence of a concept in technology.)
HH: He loves me! All of. I kissed. I am going to break the poor girl.

YYY: Can I come to you Thursday?
XXX What is Today?
YYY: Today I can’t, my mom at home needs to help.
XXX: The answer is not correct... the correct answer is today Tuesday.

I am rotting with boredom.there are only 2 abouen entertainment. tea and window =\
Alex is fucking...
Lecha: So for me grandmother fixed,to care,mother counter-admiral,wife of former counter-admiral.no and clothes are boring and work,and then I am not attracted now:(sitting blatantly looking at the branch through the window,pizda as interesting,I will tell everything,then I will write a book,looking at the branch,you can also drink tea,the tea shop is.drinking tea,what to do,why not look at the branch in the window, suddenly it became funny,still in the window in the toilet to smoke,but the branches there,no smoke and the whole freedom of action,you want to drink tea,you want to see in the window. here a gourmet became, a lot of the tea practitioner,will be blatant from him and

Yesterday I made an order at "Julmarte". In the comment to the order wrote "Until 13:00 do not call!". I go to bed late, I get up late. Today at 10:30 am I call. I wake up, I take the phone... From there:

Hi to you! You have here in the comment written "Do not call for an hour". I’ll call back later, right?

O_0

Bruce Lee defeated Chuck Norris.
yyy: It was the most expensive special effect in the history of cinema.

From the porn tracker, discussion of the domestic film:

111: and here is this modelle with backenbards, as he did!
222: I also accepted
333: And I thought he was only angry with me, and it turned out...
444: by the way about birds - this "mude with backenbards" honorary worker of the St. Petersburg Hermitage
555: Oh, I saw him in the Ermitage. He and a crowd of supporters dragged somewhere the throne.