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 04.07.2012
I am looking for a husband

HH: What should it be?

WOW: Good, strong, assured, promising, smart, beautiful

Q: What can you give?

I am good at sex, I have 3 sizes of breasts, black nipples, shaved pussy

Q: What about the head?

The heads? What are you?
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