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A friend bought a cool case, super reliable, waterproof, etc.

The warranty is lifetime, but the instructions indicate that the warranty is withdrawn.

if the case hit the legs of a bear, the legs of a shark or the hands of a child up to five

Years...

The cock! Two women looked at each other with a sweet smile.

The eyes...

As for India, the most likely buyer of the Hammer brand is Mahindra and Mahindra Company.

is not surprising! Hammer is a real mahindra!

How hard it is to write without these tasks.
If I had a car, it would look like this:

I need a car to drive.
Proger: Constipation or Ferrari? Gas or gas?
o o o o o o o o o o o o

In a month:
Where are his wings?
Who asked for wings?
There must be wings.
Q: Should you not swim under water?
No: I don’t have to.
P: exactly
Sure, I should not
P makes wings.

In a month:
Here are your wings.
Do you swim under water?
Q: Who said you shouldn’t?
You thought and decided what to do.

*p is a flying submarine from scratch. In the process you get p why such a long development

In a month:
YU: Why is it so difficult?
p (in hearing): there are no flying submarine cars with simple control
P (on yourself): go now kill the wall

and :(

How cute, quiet and quiet are the tramps in the day after day, with the onset of darkness =)))

The joke appeared, if you consider yourself a master in cunnilingus, then try to beat the egg white with your tongue. c) Svirin

- And my friend in general encountered a solar eclipse in the gynecological office with her legs to the top =) And you?
I’m in the clinic with my head in the shit. What was your girlfriend’s name?

Being on the patrol route from the service ROVD we receive info: Ul. Tribuza dX sq13, the thief breaks the door, called a neighbor from 12kw, she sees everything...
Going to the entrance, right!A man sits on the curtains with a screwdriver forging the lock.Stones on him, Lie!Hands on the back!The man replied: I live here, I just lost the keys...Let the fox lie!The man does not listen to us, rises up from the corks and makes a step in our direction..Following all the classic: preemptive foot in the stomach, broken hands, the man falls face to the floor, while breaking his nose..We wear handcuffs...The door opens 12kv, the neighbor comes out, looks at the man..Oh sorry Oleg, I didn't recognize you O_o

YYY I am rye ninja ))))
I have a contact in the ass with which I never talk, so I don’t remember where it came from. She wrote, and I had all my histories.
That’s all, in a row! A direct history of eclipses can be written.)

XXX (17:28:14 29/03/2006)
The street shows the eclipse.

XXX (17:15:37 30/12/2007)
Happy New Year! all the best and fulfill your dreams

XXX (16:33:10 1/08/2008)
The street shows the eclipse.

Renthon: fucking good that I am an admin, not a furniture collector
$SMax$: The furniture collector thinks: Fuck how well that I am a furniture collector, not an administrator... after two days putting the screw.

<SISTER> meet me today O :-).. a? Well, sorry... at the subway... I’m eager to drive home alone and you’re all the way to do a nephig.
<BROTHER> ]-> Will you feed me?! to
<SISTER> well if I do not fall alive on the plate myself then if there is something.... maybe.. I will think.. by the circumstances
Well... Then maybe I’ll meet you... If, of course, I’m not running drunk in the cane at this moment... Or clutching up with some girlfriend from work... Or stupidly forget and wake up... In general, it’s possible. I will think. by the circumstances! and ;)
<SISTER> if it will be of something then yes (only consider that I myself will be half dead)
<BROTHER> If he falls asleep, then I will meet! Remember, I will be drunk to zero. and ROFL
<BROTHER> *hint1*: "Yes, BROTHER, of course I will feed you, my beloved brother!"
*Hint2* Ctrl+C Ctrl+V

Hi, I have an IBC food.
Odmin: I can’t help with anything – stress problems.
Uzer: But I have the first number I can't work
Don’t believe the first number.

Lie in the bathroom soap "Anti Pyatin, 10 years of success". I read in the composition, in addition to bile, sodium edgy and other demons: "tetranatrium etidronate". I understand that this is fucking scientific.

(from Haaf’s LJ)

You know that the moon is moving away from the earth, and soon we will not see a total eclipse.
WOW: Up to PI? %s =)
You will not survive until this moment.
In just 600 years.
In fact, after tomorrow
Tomorrow will the life extender be invented for 600 years? and? What will you say then?
XHH: or learn to marinate heads in banks as in futures
WOW: They can’t invent a normal penis enhancer, and you’re about a life enhancer.
xxx :D