XXII. payment for education and medicine.
Paying pensions at your own expense.
Protection of life and health is a problem of the citizen.

The question. Why is it needed? The State?
YYYYY Well, here is the situation as with a pet, for example, a hamster, you feed him regularly, and he is just scratching you.
There is no meaning in this action, there is no point in it either, yet you continue to feed him and clean up the shit behind him...

Delivery in the Russian Post worked even more or less. But then the postman of Pechkin stopped his bicycle and it started.

The disturbed

I have always been embarrassed by one fact. Oil is expensive in the world market, but gasoline is expensive. They say "Raws have increased". Oil is cheaper, but gasoline is again expensive. They say "Compensate the losses".

Friend, you have forgotten the third option: If the price of oil does not change, gasoline is expensive. Because there is inflation in the country.

...the first in the race leads a car with the number mark "X ER", working on methane without smell!

Harper, article about Nokia
Introverts who know how to work carefully and carefully can bend mountains. If you give a Finnish engineer a rail and a piston, settle him in a house with a sauna near the lake and feed him with sausages, then in five years he will drink an accurate working copy of the iPhone, don't hesitate.

Nikita: I am an impressive girl. I saw a bomb coming out. It was sad. I stopped eating apples. He was pleased, thank you. Are they washed?? to

Petropavlovsk in northern Kazakhstan. I go in the morning in the tram standing on the back floor, full of people, not to push. Next to me is a Russian boy with a backpack behind his back, looking like a five-six-year-old. Directly in front of us, you want or don’t want, and the eyes rest on the rear glass of the tram is glued to a paper plaque of approximately the following content: "Kazakh tylinde soyleu- bzdin asmmattik paryzy" and below the inscription is already duplicated in Russian: "To speak in Kazakh - our common civil duty". And at the very bottom of the plaque of blue paste, many times wrapped in letters is attributed: "HUY". The boy studies the tablet for a long time, then breathes, gets a pen out of his pocket, sketches the word "HUY" and carefully pulls out "CAT".

Brother: A group member complained at the lab that the iPhone box cannot be used as a lineup.
Sister: Apple’s patent policy prohibits?

I took a taxi yesterday. A young Eastern man. On the crossroads, a small lighthouse burns little. I was driving for a short time thinking through two consecutive meetings on the red - wick! Right is not a pity? He replies, I do not have them!
I love Moscow.

My mom is on vacation, she writes:
Mother: We are in Rome.
Son is OK. Send a greeting to Dad.
I went without my dad, alone.
Go to Rome with your father!? to

xxx: ate, probably, sushi in Russian: a caras with a strawberry wrapped in a loophole

From Mail News:

"The world’s first real Russian smartphone is almost ready"

You just think...

Gift from GIBDD by 1 September: +20km/h FREE!!! to

Comments on the flooding in Khabarovsk:
Oh, we shouldn’t have offended Neptune!

A colleague said:
-I go to the subway, the automatic crawler broke, the driver announces the next station of the pebble... thyfu, pebble"

Slayer :
How is your rest? How about Thailand?
by wgr:
To whisper at all. The second day I sit and don’t get out of the room.
Slayer :
Is the rain coming?
by wgr:
Worse... has it come? To me a thick Thai grandmother and a rough male voice said (said?) "I will be your lady. Let’s go today!" Apparently, it wasn’t even a question. That was where my imprisonment began.

xxx: We are calling now, asking to call the accountant's phone. I explain to them that the accountant comes, she is not in the office. At the end of the wire specify whether they correctly entered the number, call OOO "Nimbus". No, I say I was wrong.

I wondered what Nimbus was like. have stunned. Google helpfully adds an article from the Wiki on Harry Potter: "High-speed hamsters Nimbus" - a company for the manufacture of high-speed hamsters series "Nimbus".

Colleague, thoughtfully: they should have told us that the accountant is not coming, but coming.

When you leave, you always get in good company.

The Shell

told me.
A friend had a dog. Twenty years ago, or even more. A wonderful dog of the Caucasian-Alabayev breed, with a size of a medium bear and a rare kindness. The latter is not a joke, the dog for his entire long life if suddenly scared anyone, then exceptionally accidentally, and then - only by its size.
The dog had a very special sense of humor and loved his owners very much. For example, she thought that if she was tired of walking, but it was ignorant to climb to the owner with a bag – the size of a suitcase – and also with saliva. Might be easier. With a little run-off, knock this suitcase at the entrance door. “The Booch! But what, do they not guess? Of course they guess! How can we not please such intelligent people?
She handed away her stuff and brought it to her owners. To rejoice, because it is a mess - someone has it, and the favorite masters do not have it.
So then.
The evening, the summer, the beach and the fishermen.
The dog safely turns out of the collar and is taken somewhere there "there". The owner, accustomed to such fints, quietly sits on the bench, smokes and waits when he wills to go for a walk, simultaneously giving in to philosophical reflections.
and here...
He barely swallowed a cigarette.
Directly on him goes something, most like a giant turtle, but with a reservation - such healthy turtles he has not even seen in "Walk with Dinosaurs". In addition, this without the head and legs of the turtles from below, and not to the sides as the turtle.
"Pancyr" safely throws away, after which it turns out to be a rubber boat from which the "motor part" is selected with a joyful smile into the whole vast palm. “Sir, look at what a great thing!”
The owner smokes the second and says, “Have you brought it? The young man. Now take where you got it!”
The dog is not offended, well, what do you do, did not like the gift... turns the boat, carefully "blows" it on itself and itches in the opposite direction. The owner, drowning, proceeds in the footsteps.
He finds on the shore a completely stunned fisherman.
His story :
“The boat was blown up, I was about to sail away, and here this beast appears, as if it would crumble, but the tail is rolling. I am standing like a fool, with a wretch – which you will not get rid of anyway from such a machina. And she... a boat cap – and it wasn’t! No boats or dogs. I am already standing up with happiness as a complete idiot, because to whom you tell - to a psychiatrist will be sent, and I am not very sure of his adequacy. The dog stole the boat!! to
But further is better. While I was trying to turn my brains on, the bushes were shrinking and my boat came back. The Same. On the feet.
If I hadn’t seen a man, I’d definitely go to a psychiatrist.”

Wife to husband: - You will offend me, I will go to courses "How to become a straw"
A husband as a teacher?