XXX is Healthy! Where are you missing?
I am in the Peloponnese.
Fuck the details! What country?? to

Xxx: Everything, I can’t do more, I don’t even work anymore
YYY: Massage it and keep working!!! to

Alby: I don’t understand, the fly doesn’t slip from Monica all day, and he’s hardly hot. Next to the lamp, on top of it is much warmer, why not turn it off there.

REYH: This is an independent assessment of content quality.

XX: as usual
YYY: Who are they?
xxx are they! and Onyia!
Zzz: Yyy, don’t pay attention, he blames them for everything.
YYY: Who are they?
ZZZ: They are of Iii!

The Habr:

Ms got married to Nokia, after all this shit.
I did not cheat, yes.
Rather taken hostage.

Strange days have passed. Suddenly the roads began to work. Although there are roads, in my yard decided to make a normal entrance. People have become more properly behaved. All very strange.
And I guessed what the problem was when I saw a new task in the task list (I work in tech support).
The Huhuhuh Department. Theme of the task: "Problems with the Matrix"

Why do you "Fundamentals of Orthodox Culture" walk?
The end of the quarter is already, and you have a rating - between epithymia and anathema!

Sometimes you meet a person who has everything well: things go up the mountain, he develops, he achieves the goals set, and everything somehow turns out like he... Here you look at him and think, “Hey, if it wasn’t my laziness, how much would I have already done, how much would I have achieved?And you immediately realize that not everything is lost now, you just have to start doing something. And it inspires so much! I was so excited at once, I came up with something in my head, I set goals... And here you are all in the process, you are sailing on your ship to the shores of well-being and the wind of luck fills the sailing as suddenly, completely unceremoniously, absolutely naughtyly, LEN invades you...

Q: What is your new one?
WOW: Well, in that she was a concerned pervert I finally convinced, after on my innocent question "Do you want to drink juice?" she made a cute face, and asked "From whom?"
XH: O_o

We have a joke...
In the toilet, I don’t know what a stranger, confused the tubes of hot water and cold water.
now in the bathtub of boiling water... you sit on the toilet, and he "heats your soul"))))

Announcement of a temporary power outage for today.
Hanged...
Thou shalt go!! to
in the elevator
Inside
at the doors
Again the Taddam!! to

...
by Katya:
In my student years, I used to hit the wall with a cover from a pot of bolts. I didn’t have a hammer, nails, or screwbacks.)
...
The Bolt? Crypton still exists.

It’s business in Russian! At a time when the spacecraft roam the big theater, the bank's mail server refuses to accept the investment of 12 MB! The Federal Bank, which lends to industry and construction, wants to receive scans of documents strictly in pdf. But it does not accept these pdfs entirely - the federal bank in its headquarters in Moscow has a narrow channel.
1: and judging by the logs, the slow internet and the limitation on the size of attacks only in large and solid organizations and remained
Poorness for a horse’s price is like a vertu. It is solid.

xxx : hello to you :)
YYY: HOW DO YU DO?
XXX: The Fan
xxx: here is the fucking
Is this fucking me?
All of you fucking fuck me :(

A very stupid situation. I found an advertisement for the sale of a tail on avito. And now I understand that I have to call an absolutely unfamiliar person and arrange a meeting, to which I will come with money, and he will come with a tail.

XXX:...you better tell me the optimal length of the suits suitable for you.

YYY: XXX, 50cm as appropriate))

XXX: YYY, OK I put it. :)

ZZZ: Two grown-up uncles chop a half-meter. Keep in mind, citizens

Customers of our office have sent complaints to Jack with the wording ‘doubt the qualifications of our specialists’.
Stupid, Jack has no doubts about the qualifications of your professionals. Jack is absolutely convinced of their misery, helplessness and absolute incompetence.
And Jack is ready to repeat it under oath or swear it on the Bible.

How do you do a million seconds?
Q. Am I not cute?

You are Bambi.
Why is?
– Well... Bambi – it sounds good... And the little dumb deer isn’t very...

I’m going to doom the compass. Use of sclerosis.
– and?? to
- if there are only two memory slots on the motherboard, and there are only 256M plates, then, believe me, these are sclerosis plates!