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[ + 94 - ] Comment quote №24456
 05.01.2010
My uncle found a cell phone after New Year's Eve. In the last number picked, he looks at who to call to give the phone to the owner. The most recent is someone "Tully". I decided to call him. He calls, a woman’s voice calls.
Hi, do you know this number?
"Tully": Yes, this is my husband’s phone.

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №24455
 05.01.2010
Spam is coming by aska: "Hello! We all watch each other all day, what we are as little, let's get to know" The first thought - "Computer?and "

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №24454
 05.01.2010
<xxx>It was very fun to watch the 3rd of January on the titube video where young people celebrated the new year
<xxx> who as of course
<xxx> liked the video where the cat made a mini parachute and successfully landed from the 1st floor
<xxx> very smiling :)
<xxx>until I saw his rose in the crowd

[ + 105 - ] Comment quote №24453
 05.01.2010
Q: Someone has seen the first of January in the morning? -- I saw. the city is like Pripyat from Stalker: silence, the wind chases rubbish on empty streets, and no one... only mutants.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №24452
 05.01.2010
If you’ve done everything right, it doesn’t mean you’re going to be fine.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №24451
 05.01.2010
Extracts from Wikipedia
According to polls, 60% of Abkhazians are Christians, 16% are Muslims, the rest are atheists, pagans and supporters of other faiths.
However, "... essentially most Abkhazians are pagans, even if they are formally considered to be Christians or Muslims. Christians in Abkhazia do not recognize Jesus Christ as the Son of God, do not attend churches, do not communion and do not observe fasts. Muslims eat pork, drink wine, do not circumcise, and do not visit Mecca. Almost no one reads the Gospels or the Qur’an. All religious holidays - Christian, Muslim and pagan - are celebrated jointly by representatives of different religions and are reduced to a common feast.
This is true, brothers in spirit.

[ + 16 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24450
 05.01.2010
In a wealthy family there was a daughter dypnyška, her daddy began to go to her, and one day the mother stumbled on young people. She said to Daddy:
I guess you are doing this with a bit of insight?
How are you dying? Because of the pleasure!

[ + 61 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24449
 05.01.2010
I remember as a child, for the new year, we (well and many others) hanged the tree not with toys, but with various candy. And then when the parents do not see me, as a child, pulled candy, leaving the paper popped, like there are candy:) Well then when it came to the official eating candy, the parents were waiting for a surprise))) I am, by the way too:(

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №24448
 05.01.2010
British scientists, having read the BOR, came to the conclusion that the whole population of Runet wants to find a second half in 2010. Everyone has learned to control the weather.

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №24447
 05.01.2010
Status of:
She would like to live in Manhattan.
And with Demi Moore to share secrets...
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Hole doesn’t work.
He sits in a cane and eats sweets.

[ + 74 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24446
 05.01.2010
Q: You don’t know exactly what days you have exams?
WOW: I know
WOW: What is it?
XH: Please Write
In short, the first ninth
HHH: And then what?
Tagged: all
We will go to the army with the whole group.

[ + 138 - ] Comment quote №24445
 05.01.2010
Let the parents stop drinking.
The rest I will do myself.

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №24444
 05.01.2010
If you give the martyr a piece of shit, she will make 1500 monotonous photos with him, put all the contact and on each there will be a comment from the girlfriends.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №24443
 05.01.2010
xxx: As Mishanya said, under the table do not blew - there is the master=)
and =D
XXX: How did the NHK say it?
Are you chasing? I have noted you!

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №24442
 05.01.2010
I read a story to my nephew. I found an old book that my grandmother once read to me. I noticed inaccuracies. It is written that Ivan Tsarevich sat on a horse and jumped, and from the bottom of the picture, as long as he did not look, it is not visible that the horse has a pitch, so it is not a horse, but a horse. Therefore, it would be more correct to write that Ivan Tsarevich sat on a horse and jumped.
Nagual: The first thing that always surprised me about you is your selectivity to the little things. If you were the author, editor and artist of this book, I would not be surprised if you not only painted a pipis horse, but also in the text would emphasize this attention, writing something like "Ivan Tsarevich sat on a horse with a pipis and jumped."))
Say, “Do you think I am a dwarf?”
Nagual: The second feature I like about you is guessing.

[ + 101 - ] Comment quote №24441
 05.01.2010
to this:
In the 2nd round of the super tournament of the 19th category London Chess Classic, Russian Vladimir Kramnik defeated Chinese Ni Hua.

It is logical that the Chinese Ni Hua did not win.
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During the training match France-China was played Ni Hua-Seba party.

There was a master in Moscow. When playing with the masters Deev or Donchenko, in the headlines of the parties was written: Prescription-Deev, Prescription-Donchenko.

Young grandmaster from Bryansk Jan Nepomniacy took part in the team championship of Russia in Sochi. There was no Hua. Participants were looking forward to a personal meeting of Ni Hua with the Unremembered, and no matter who in what color.

Abyss, chess grandmasters are reading you.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №24440
 05.01.2010
Dear Father Christmas!
Thank you very much for listening to my desire for the New Year - to find new interesting friends and even (!!!!!) I completed it in 2 hours!
But the question:

Why are my new friends alcoholics again?

[ + 63 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24439
 05.01.2010
to this:

In response to this:

Does anyone know why cats love to rub their cheeks around the corner?
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Try it yourself, you know how it is!
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Fuck the fuck!!You could see my mother’s eyes!!! to

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