What is "Teacher" It is not the one who teaches anything, but the one who encourages the student to reveal the best that is in him, in order to reveal what he already knows.
by Paulo Coelho

Happy Teacher's Day fellow teachers! Patience to you, curious students, adequate parents and constant increase in salary! and :)

Announcement on the German car house:
I am in broken English:
Hev yuv sold zis kar yie? from zere enni problems ebaut eye
The answer:
Be calm, I speak Russian.

I went to the restaurant and looked at my hands.
My mom said to me:
On a first date manicure.
The second epilepsy.
I confused everything.

Scientists have concluded that castrated men can live 20 years longer than those with reproductive organs in place. This is due to their lack of male sex hormones, in particular testosterone. This is why women live longer.

Who is for immortality?

The strange feeling disturbs me.
I would call it, mmm...
The Hard Sense of the Approaching Apocalypse
XXX: or abbreviated... well you understood

We split up with her.I’m, frankly, tired of this relationship.
WOW: Idiot, who else besides her, after sex will agree to look for errors in your code?

From the F1 2012 game discussion:
AAA: Can you tuning a car here?
BBB in Formula 1?
AAA: What is Formula 1? Is it chemistry?
CCC: Which galaxy are you from?

You know, we need to go to the movie with you, for the last line.
Yeah... why?
It’s better, popcorn is better.

I go to lunch, I don’t touch anyone.
The Phone:
You are calling from SkyNet.
And right before the eyes of John Connor, Arnold Schwarzenegger and the destruction of mankind...

I’d tell you what’s going on in the world, but you don’t like fantasy.

It’s amazing how quickly people change interests. It seemed like yesterday I dreamed of a dog, and today I want to fly away from this fucking planet.

If I suddenly fall into the 11th century AD. A thousand years ago, how do we survive? And where is it better to go if you can choose coordinates?
yyy: Go to the Commander Islands, to the Stellar Cows.
Yyy: Cows are dumb, they have no natural enemies, there seem to be no people on these islands either at the time.
Yyy: You will feed cows and live in total safety.
What about the Aunt?
So are the cows!
VVD: There are cows.

//useless-faq@lj

xxx: "Gorchoček kaši" was the world's first fairy tale about a system administrator and stupid users

xxx: spider, dick, dick
xxx: I just witnessed a huge fly hit him in a cable and he drank it.
Good to have eaten before this spectacle.
YYY: Would you join me?

The news:
Turkey has declared that it does not want a war with Syria, but has resumed the shelling of Syrian territory.

ah, by the way, I was amused here at lunch)))))))) call from the uswires - "come to us urgently, we need to restart the CARTRIDGE"... I first for a couple of seconds, then started to roast like a horse... after half a minute, a little calmed up, I ask - "what do you need to restart?", the girl no longer responds with such a confident voice - "well, the catrice, on the printer, we have the printer does not sing, and the message all the time appears that we would overload it, we called the person who drives us the catrice, he said that they would call me as soon as I stopped drawing on the printer he restarted the cartridge";; I am starting to rust again. I say - "happily I'll come," I come to them, I watch a picture - an old killed printer, it is sometimes swallowed, and it gives information about the blurry of the paper (the contact is lost on the cover, and an error is issued), a little bit of contact, as if everything was normal. Leaving, he put them a refuelled cartridge and changed the encoding in the program to Chinese. I come, I sit behind the comp, I wait for the call. I take the phone, of course I complain about the printing of crocodiles. I in response - it's to the guy that the catrigi is in charge, he's sleeping you a Chinese toner, here's the printing of all the shit, tell him what he would have filled with a Russian toner. Now I’m waiting for the guy who is running the toner to call me.

x: I read the wall, and there every message ends in an inadequate call-in closing button.
X: I’m afraid to imagine what demonic functions they are provoking.
X: And, most importantly, I can’t find any opening ones.
X: And I’m angry that it’s synthetically invalid.
X: I am hopeless.

Talk to my grandmother in the kitchen.

Where are the bananas?
It is below, in the refrigerator.
I: They are not there.
She is m-m-m. There is a fresh straw.
What does this have to do with bananas?
It is: no one. What does this have to do with bananas?

In the video network - the offender leaves the courtyards and streets from brave Russian police officers, screams in a matyugalnik, braking brakes, a plan to intercept, shooting, hundreds of crews... The offender on a truck of a well-known delivery company. Eventually, he left the pursuit and fled.

Comment: Yes, now it is clear which company to order the delivery of goods.

So then.
Protection of children from information harmful to their health and development. Chapter 1, Article 1 paragraph 2). The law does not apply to relations in the field of advertising. We are a fucking country. They remove free wifi, but leave half-naked aunts and advertising for erectile dysfunction on TV. Congratulations to.