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 05.10.2012
ah, by the way, I was amused here at lunch)))))))) call from the uswires - "come to us urgently, we need to restart the CARTRIDGE"... I first for a couple of seconds, then started to roast like a horse... after half a minute, a little calmed up, I ask - "what do you need to restart?", the girl no longer responds with such a confident voice - "well, the catrice, on the printer, we have the printer does not sing, and the message all the time appears that we would overload it, we called the person who drives us the catrice, he said that they would call me as soon as I stopped drawing on the printer he restarted the cartridge";; I am starting to rust again. I say - "happily I'll come," I come to them, I watch a picture - an old killed printer, it is sometimes swallowed, and it gives information about the blurry of the paper (the contact is lost on the cover, and an error is issued), a little bit of contact, as if everything was normal. Leaving, he put them a refuelled cartridge and changed the encoding in the program to Chinese. I come, I sit behind the comp, I wait for the call. I take the phone, of course I complain about the printing of crocodiles. I in response - it's to the guy that the catrigi is in charge, he's sleeping you a Chinese toner, here's the printing of all the shit, tell him what he would have filled with a Russian toner. Now I’m waiting for the guy who is running the toner to call me.
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