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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №145357
 05.10.2017
How do I translate the word "Crime" into English? I am just writing a summary...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №145356
 05.10.2017
"What social responsibility do women have?"

Same as all citizens of the country? They have to comply with the laws, pay taxes, vote in elections. As well as men.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №145355
 05.10.2017
xxx:...so we will write our own CMS, with BD and s
yyy: eye with databases and templates?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №145354
 05.10.2017
I’m digging the potatoes. It is cold, it is difficult to dig, the potatoes are small, the rainy rain freezes. It is easier to smell everything in the ground, but to dig and raise the spirit I come up with the advantages of this position:
The small potatoes:
It is better stored.
- do not need to sort the seed, and so all small;
- The husband has long boasted that in the army so skillfully cleaned the potatoes that the cleaning was transparent, let's check...

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №145353
 05.10.2017
There is no such hierarchy of primates. She is in a wolf band, well, and also in some dogs, where everything is strictly divided and where only ONE PAR has the opportunity to reproduce. The local representatives of the alpha-sams are better not to focus on wolves, but on lions: here he lives in the harem, so the harem also hunts and feeds it (the adult male is too heavy and flattered - overheats from activity - so only the small single are relatively independent) - just the life of the dream of the samsa.Just don't forget that the lion is a good lover (the only type of cat that approaches mating with tenderness, and not the bodies beat partners, like tigers and jaguars) - and the lions WANT to have it and feed it. And the alpha wolf has little to do with the monogamous marriage, as well as the loch to take care of the wolf and the children.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №145352
 05.10.2017
I have not been to the bank for a long time. In Tallinn in the banks put a girl a la window for "and I just ask "at the entrance. She actually solves all issues with her computer. I was afraid to go to the clinic.

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №145351
 05.10.2017
I remember five years ago I was a student drunk. One of my teammates, suffering from the attention of a strange and drunk guy from our course, asked me to pretend she was my girlfriend. Say, embrace me and sit with me for half an hour until "this terrible little one is behind."

And I did it. Not so difficult. She even kissed me in the cheek a few times.

Then I just followed her from the universe to the stop. The man insisted not to give her peace. I then said a few rough words to him that he’t lie to “my girlfriend.” All in order to help a group. Not difficult though...

We did a good job pretending to meet. I hugged her and she kissed me in the cheek.



In short, she recently gave birth to my second child. Where did I go with help...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №145350
 05.10.2017
<Angelofnet> What a wonderful ending of the conversation was caught in the tram today! Barishna issued:"What can a man explain to me in general who does not distinguish a highlight from a consiller?and "

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №145349
 05.10.2017
The media about the marriage of Zemfira and Renata Litvinova

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx What was it suddenly shooting?

YYY has flown

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №145348
 05.10.2017
at work.
Interesting, who ate all my strawberries? — I thought, pouring out the remains with someone’s milk.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №145347
 05.10.2017
to this:

Such a feeling that the cow directly with the cow bulldozer grabbed, dumped in a bowl and brought to us..."

I would seriously warn about the topic of bones and skulls..There is a concept of the "Scorpion" - where they buried what remained after laboratory experiments (in particular). This is such a shit that it is better to get around 5 kilometers side by side. But of course, such a soil is free, it is.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №145346
 05.10.2017
Well, it is logical in a country where winter is significantly longer than summer, to develop hockey, not football.
No no no no no no no no. It is always winter. You offer a catch. It is better to build water parks.
Oh, so from the water park one shit will get a slide, only a figure.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №145345
 05.10.2017
Supro
In Gta, Doom, Diablo and most other games, the world revolves around the character, and all the calculations are made for him. So if the goal of the experiment is us, then the world really revolves around us, and distant stars are counted as points, but as galaxies billions of light years away from us.

Rombell
A calculation for all reasonable people. Let’s get rid of anthropocentrism :)

Stirliz85
A calculation for me. The rest are just stimuli at the entrance to my simulated brain.

Kaspersky
One of my simulations...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №145344
 05.10.2017
When I was young, I was stupid and romantic, I saw and appreciated the soul and personality of girls. They were friends with me, but they did not give me.
Now I have grown up, grown up, and I am interested in girls only their female character. And they started giving me, but not friends :D

Don’t forget that these are different people.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №145343
 05.10.2017
I thought about the fact that in the streets almost disappeared inappropriate records: whether there were fewer fences, or more Internet.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №145342
 05.10.2017
He was involved in translation for internal affairs bodies. Thankful customers gave me small instructs, very beautiful and look original. A bottle of noble drink was attached to them. I was surprised by this generosity. In the evening in the subway, when I was driving home, holding gift cards in his hands, several times caught respectful looks on myself. When I got out on the platform, I saw two men of decent appearance who greeted me with the words: We wish you good health, boss. One of them gave me a visit card and told me that they were ready to work. If necessary, just tell me. Thinking that I was confused with someone, he polently said goodbye and left. At home, the son, seeing my gift, said: Great work, you can see that from the area, who got it will not be given.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №145341
 05.10.2017
You have 200 rubles.
Is it 100 on the bill?
Yes, it’s written, but it actually costs 200.
Okay, keep it here...
Sorry, but you gave me only 100.
Yes, it’s written 100, but it’s actually 200.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №145340
 05.10.2017
xxx: Progress, speed it up... On different sides of the house there are 2 containers for large garbage. I opened Google Earth, I sit, measure which one is closer to my entrance - it is not difficult to drag, but it is uncomfortable and uncomfortable. 14 meters, the fucking difference. Naturally, I’ll go to a closer, why didn’t I open Google Earth in vain?
Fuck, I don’t know what to say...

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №145339
 05.10.2017
Almost 2 hours at night. Someone "wonderful" under the windows has already listened to "beautiful far away" 4 times. The beautiful is far away, it will not be cruel to him, but people from the two nearest houses are unlikely.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №145338
 05.10.2017
mfo: I read the news: "In Rome will once again open access for tourists to the top, fifth level of the Colosseum". The remnants of education emerged in the brain and suggested that on the upper ranks of the Colosseum were plebeys and women, slaves and foreigners.

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