with d3, discussion of the photo of a wild cat with a wicked eye:
yyy1: the cat is very large, it is not visible
YYY2: Put the lighthouse box next to you, right?
YYY3: Judging by the mouth, he can ask for smoking himself.

Little-known fact: The Bolsheviks did not overthrow the Tsar, but took power from the young, newly born bourgeois democracy.

and exooman:
All interpersonal prairies are strictly in the LS. Everything else will be removed first, then removed with a warning, and then removed with a ban.

Stanpy: Let me correct the discussion. Prérias are such grassy plains in North America. There are still mustangs running and the Indians live in the figwams.

Exooman: ugu, a low gift

and exooman:
All interpersonal discussions are strictly in the LS. Everything else will be removed first, then removed with a warning, and then removed with a ban.

try_out:Prime then, not debate, I apologize

exooman: even lower gift, corrected so that immediately forward

and exooman:
All interpersonal discussions are strictly in the LS. Everything else will be removed first, then removed with a warning, and then removed with a ban.

try_out: Fuck, leave the prey better :D

I have my eyes! 😉

Exooman: I am an artist, I see it!

With the new phone, I master new technologies. Especially Android Pay.
I went to the store late at night. The box alone. The turn.
The cashier asks "cash or card?"
I attach the phone to the terminal and the cashier joyfully prints the check.
The treasurer and the line looked at me so that I felt like I wasn’t David Copperfield, not a witch in the Middle Ages.
I decided to shut down sooner, until no one burned the fire at the exit.
iKOCTEP

Eeee :
I was once told by a manager in the MTS salon to say goodbye: "You will be called in a week and asked to evaluate my work. Press the button from 1 to 10. You, please, press the button 9, 10 — no need, because some customers miss, one is pressed, and the knob is not pressed, one is obtained.

That is, are you so miserable that you have a telephone in the same room where you sleep? People usually have separate bedrooms.

Are you so poor that you have a telephone? In real people, sound and image have long been transmitted directly to the brain. No matter what you get there...

Not in which year decided to honor the accidentally exposed militant.

Patsan was never called a sportsman in 1990 immediately in the army special forces. In six months, he did not learn to shoot or handshake. Then, over the summer, a pumped schoolgirl, the daughter of a part, made a "rembo" of it. In two years, he won all the army competitions of the CIS. After dumbing in a pair with a friend (naturally, also a former special forces officer) began to drain local authorities in a small southern town. Then to Peter. Then in Moscow.

In this case:
Not going to the gym.
Not going to Tyr

No and what? Only from the age of 3 years begins to engage in martial arts. Sports shooting at 10.

The Tupper

>> For some reason I have never encountered an iPhone user singing or insulting his iPhone, but those who do not use Apple products, but constantly falling on it are constantly met. Envy the silence.

For days, fucking, people are pressing for, fucking, the phone, fucking! On the phone, fucking, which a little later can just be bought in the store or on the Internet. Are you jealous here? What a fucking? Maybe explain who?

Okay for iPhones, the iPhone is at least a little bit, but the resemblance of the PC, the network will slide many. When seven-hour queues are formed for some church relic brought for a couple of days, while other relics in local churches and monasteries lie all year round, the posers of religion are completely ignored, it is no longer fun to laugh at the line after the gadgets.

of advertising. A girl from a medical center calls.
A: Hi to you. Medical center med_name, a special offer for you.
Sorry, but you mistaken the number.
Silence for 5 seconds and hang the phone.

xxx> when I and my friends in the universe were 18 years old, we decided to go to the sex shop
xxx> gathered together
xxx> looked at all sorts of things there, then a friend saw some leather clothes on the wall
xxx> and asked the seller, said, what is this?
xxx> and the seller and says: "This is my coat".
xxx> was uncomfortable

A typical programming lesson for Android

Go to the other side of the river
Option 1: Go to the airport, fly to the city on the other side of the river
Option 2: Invent an amphibious car, swim over
Option 3: You could cross the bridge.

xxx: I wonder if you are all so smart, where do you get such clowns in power?
YYY: You can be a professor of philosophy, a Nobel Prize winner in biology, a bestseller author – but you will come to the car service, and you will be deceived in 3 seconds.
A professional is always easy to fool a lover who trusts him. We trusted politicians. When, where a failure occurred in the system - in Khrushchev or in Chernenko - HZ. As a professor of philosophy sees the fault of the car, only when the wheel has crashed, the wheel has crashed or does not start - so we only under Gorbachev realized that something was wrong, and only under Yeltsin - that shit.

You have to dream like that.
I dream of KVN, a scene with an exam. What a profession the student has, but he had to pass the exam on the semaphore alphabet, although he is obviously some kind of geologist or type of that. The student stands with a debilitated view and looks somewhere far and down. The Prep:
- Here you found a mineral (stretching the student clearly a butaforic piece of some blue-colored plaster). What is it?
and Lazurite.
- Show your colleague, who is on the opposite slope, that there is a lazuri in your area.
The student is illuminated by a faulty smile of false enlightenment, he puts a crack on the stone above the flag and stretches it toward the hall with an extended arm.
Here is!
Well, why, in a dream, every henna seems so wildly funny, oh people? O_O

(Sanna works in a stone workshop)

Sanya made himself a brick of granite, or another stone in the form of the last iPhone. If you don’t look, it looks like
xxx: and walked with this brick in his hands - like on the pants
I met him three times...
xxx: the result - one in the resuscitation, the second in a slump, the third with a fracture of the arm in two places
Sanna is now under investigation.

So, did everyone go to the city of Leningrad to watch Aurora’s ballot?
Kazan: Judging by the absence of tickets for almost all and the rising prices for short-term rental, the people decided to take Kazan, not Winter)
Moscow: How far they go...

Some are so sick for their country that they go to get treatment abroad.

How I taught frogs to catch mosquitoes.

April of 1998. My daughter 7 years. Walk near the river.
Beginning of May. Near the shore of the frog squirrel.
He showed the daughter, explained what the frogs would get out of.
My daughter wanted to see how it happened.

“Why not?” I thought.
He cut off a few icons, put it in a bowl and brought it home.
He poured water into an old empty aquarium and threw caviar there.
Three days later the larvae broke out. They hanged on the remains of caviar and slowly moved with their tails.
They had outer frogs and they were not similar to the headstops.

Within a week, they were already mountainous and actively swimming. He fed eggs and some greens.

By the middle of the summer, small frogs appeared from large and thick hives. Somehow decreased a lot.
There were nine. I made them foam rods so that they could get out of the water.
They stopped eating from the water. Now they have to catch mosquitoes. And they cannot.

I took the tube worms stuck behind the thread and shaken for hours in front of the frog mouths.
Not immediately, but the instinct worked. Everyone started to catch the worms.

The daughter was delighted. The frog did not complain either. As they grew up a little, he took them to the pond, to winter. I hope you have become worthy frogs and have not embarrassed me before the whole pond.

My daughter has grown up and has become a mother.

Corruption fighter Colonel Zakharchenko bought apartments to store money there.
This is all you need to know about anti-corruption in Russia.

The defendant is jumping out on you, and you, instead of hitting him, kicked in the side and hit someone there...
You are to blame. If I didn’t crack, I would have been right.

of course. For if you did not stumble, but stopped, you and the offender would suffer. And shrink - suffered again yourself, but plus to you another person, who neither sleep nor spirit, just not lucky to pass by. And the offender at the same time can quietly leave all in white, and nobody will find him. Thus e. With any maneuver of evasion, you take responsibility from the offender and take it on yourself. He did well, saved himself and saved the fool. I didn’t do it, you were warned.