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[ + 93 - ] Comment quote №42736
 05.02.2011
Kisa in Image: I crushed the car
Killerboy: How about yourself?
The image is: normal.
Kiss in the Image: blue and scratch
Killerboy: What about that?
Kiss in the Image: I broke his bumper
Kiss in the Image: He gave up on my back... pushed. I have fallen. The hand scratched.
Kiss in the Picture: he came out and started screaming at me, what fucking I am there.
Kiss in Picture: Well, I took the bumper with my hands and pulled it up.
Killerboy: Aaa... you are burning
Killerboy is right. Bumping by fucking.
Kiss in the Image: Yes, the mentions were nearby...
Kiss in the Image: I only pulled off on one side
Kiss in the Image: but the attachment broke out
Killerboy : (y)
Kiss in Image: I sold them in whole and in spare parts. I know how to pull.
Kisa in the Image: Well mentions right asked. He started the meat.
Kisa in the Image: was deprived
Kiss in Image: I built my eyes and said "Children, will I go?"
Kiss in the image: the boys agreed.

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №42735
 05.02.2011
XXX: I decided to do something nice here.
I collected pictures of the cats and sent them for soap.
The truth of my soap and soap of our heads of bucha begins with "AF.."I have AFI, it has AFANASYEVA...
He didn’t even look at where he was going, of course not me.
hhh:Call me the heads of the buck and shares....Grit here from yours came a letter "cat for a cat"....Grit,I understand that it is not me...But shit, how nice!
= = )

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №42734
 05.02.2011
XXX: Yesterday morning, we go to work, I say, we are in the car by the entrance smells.
Ilya said that he too. We thought, maybe the carpets with water got on and started to rot.
YYY: Has something died? Or the socks?
XXX: and at lunch Ilya calls me, says, I found the reason. he ended up in the car washer, he went to the gasoline, bought, opens the cap to pour, and there on the engine lies a cat and looks at him shattered
XXX: Shortly unknown how much we carried this cat on the engine

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №42733
 05.02.2011
Q: Do you imagine working in a large company?
D: I represent
D: I have a big company and I work in it :)
R is yes? How many you?
D: No, that’s what I think :)

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №42732
 05.02.2011
X: Do you have a boyfriend?
yyy: no, no no (
Tag: electricity husband

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №42731
 05.02.2011
Yes, fucking take it!
What, right here?

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №42730
 05.02.2011
It would be fun to have a gay friend.
He is: to death?! to

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №42729
 05.02.2011
XXX: Working forced
Tagged: idols
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №42728
 05.02.2011
danny_bo :w
There are at least three men in the world who love you very much and will always support you: Jack Daniels, John Jameson, Johnnie Walker.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №42727
 05.02.2011
xxx (14:34:02 3/02/2011)
fucking

yyy (14:34:13 3/02/2011)
Hi to)

xxx (14:34:25 3/02/2011)
Fuck the fuck?

yyy (14:34:37 3/02/2011)
Okay, how is she?

xxx (14:35:14 3/02/2011)
Fuck the fuck?

yyy (14:35:37 3/02/2011)
I’m looking at you 😉 And you? at work?

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №42726
 05.02.2011
Heckby :
I know one man who can’t (or rather doesn’t want) sing under a guitar without 0.5 vodka. He comes to the fire and sits down, but he doesn’t sing until he gets the bottle. But when given 0.5 in his hands, he effectively opens with one movement, circular movements creates a whirlwind in the bottle and drinks to the bottom. then whistles and sings with an overwhelming thick voice for an hour and a half or two, after which the procedure with 0.5 needs to be repeated
ZY forgot to say, to the fire he comes already blue as the eggs of the drought when his vodka ends.

Mostdie is:
Isn’t this the case of the cable? Appropriate to description

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №42725
 05.02.2011
A couple of boys (p) and girls (d):
A: I’ve fallen my hair.
Q: (thinking that no one can hear it) I had a dog when it died so it balded...
and ;)

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №42724
 05.02.2011
Today from my airport the pen was removed from the door, and there was a large heavy wooden door.

Was it stolen at night?

The security guards say, it’s from the terrorists, they’ll come and there’s no pen, and that’s all! They will not go!! to
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №42723
 05.02.2011
From the hair blog:

Laughter laugh, but I really could be helpful in the election campaign, I have resources that can be used for the benefit of you, people.

I had long suspected that she wasn’t of people.

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