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[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №14260
 05.02.2009
Yazon EG: Do you know where I am? I am in Aachen.
Miziricord is?
Yazon EG: I invited my girlfriend to visit for two days
Yazon EG: Well, soothed mom at home
Yazon EG: This is
Yazon EG: they have been singing karaoke in the neighboring room for half an hour
Yazon EG: Isn’t it a shit?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №14259
 05.02.2009
We go in the car, in the columns plays a stranger such as electronic music or trance. Next, a conversation between a friend and his uncle, who for the first time hears such music and knows little about computers.
Do you hear where this shit came from?
He jumped from torrent.
Uncle: Is that that?
Friend: Well, this is the technology, the same song is on different compasses, and you scratch them all together in pieces.
Aunt: And that kind of shit does happen?


[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №14258
 05.02.2009
I suggest flash mob.Let's check if the matriarchate has reached the basch.All men put a plus, and women-minus.We vote all, it will be interesting to look at the rating:)

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №14257
 05.02.2009
Will you go to the bathroom tomorrow?

A clean Thursday? may

1: :) it was the girls called, really I haven't seen the second :)

Do you need to take swimsuits? I usually wash naked in the bathroom.

1: I would take... suddenly she is not very beautiful, and you have no swimsuits... :) it will suck and all!

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №14256
 05.02.2009
We don't have a military commando - we have a fool!
WOW : Why?
xxxh: Today - I walk through the corridor, I don't touch anyone, a guy runs out of the door, on the go, stretching his trousers in one socket... Behind him a surgeon with a line of iron half-meter and a cry of "STONE A SUCH"... run somewhere to the third floor...
WOW :D
xxx: It turns out, the surgeon sits a nurse in socks, mini-halatics and in general sexy, and there are boys without cowards, and whose member will get up, the line with the size of iron on the member))))
WOW WOW WOW! LOL
Oh... and then I was asked – like that the nails are long, peder what... Why the type? I became upset to explain that I played on the classic guitar, and there it was with my nails... and I cried out: "To get in my nose!"...now I have a direction to the psychic....

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №14255
 05.02.2009
Listen to me for the first time, so the brains burst.
Think that you have lost your mental virginity.
xxx:"ROFL" yes, it’s my first
WOW: I hope you were protected, and suddenly you got infected with dolphin?? to
Oh no, I need to go to the dude to check out, I didn't like it, it wasn't pleasant
Maybe it was his first time too???? to
I didn’t think he was a very experienced dude.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №14254
 05.02.2009
Is it really interesting what the stronger sex can cause fear in the appearance of a girl, a woman?
The Eggs

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №14253
 05.02.2009
Well, I got... tomorrow I go to the doctor, about the hand... he will be called Zemtsov Leonid Olegovich, I fell... Dr. Z.L.O.
I wish you good luck :)

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №14252
 05.02.2009
Earlier in the TCH stalker it was just strenuous, in the first addon I began to suck, and in the second I started to fight. Particularly stressful was the moment when the cat from behind the monitor began to look.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №14251
 05.02.2009
46335 (saved 2009-02-04 at 10:55)
My tooth was removed today. The practitioners. the fifth.

Maybe through the mouth hole?

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №14250
 05.02.2009
XXX is
Want a joke?
WOWU
? to
HHH
Do you remember Leah?
WOWU
? to? to
HHH
Who went skiing with us.
WOWU
and??? to
HHH
What are you stupid?
WOWU
and?? ? to ? to? to

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №14249
 05.02.2009
One blonde (after another joke about the blonde) issued the following:
Stupid men tell jokes about blondes, and smart men fuck them.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №14248
 05.02.2009
I watched a missed phone call, unknown number. I call back.
The dialogue:
I was called from your number.
Ugo
Have you called?
– No
And who?
I don’t know, there are many of us here.
Are you an organization?
in some way. We are prison.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №14247
 05.02.2009
What can you say about Ibanez S320 and ESP LTD M400 guitars?
First answer: These are two different guitars.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №14246
 05.02.2009
Admines gave 1 new notebook for all.
Why do you think they barely fought today?
You don’t think right...the whole body happened because of the polyetylene with bubbles, which was lying in the box for the note.
Children of Fucks!

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №14245
 05.02.2009
Levin: I watched the screen now, the movie "Always Say Yes", in principle, this screen is normal, you can watch :) 30 minutes after watching the movie, I even forgot that it is a screen and plunged into the movie. I was all in the movie... and here... the camera rises sharply, turns away from the screen, and some unclear flashes. By the sound I understood that the guy with the camera stood up from the chair, came out of a row of seats, and began to descend to the exit. I am so curious about what will happen next, even forgot about the movie :) The guy went out into the hall, went down somewhere, I look - he goes to the toilet. I think fucking... further is even more interesting. This guy approached the pissuar, apparently placed the camera in the curta (what the nichren became unseen). The sound of the stream was clearly heard... I am a shit in general - in trance just from this development of events. I have forgotten about the movie, I think it will be next. And he, as in nothing, returned to his place, put the camera on the front seat, and continued to film.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №14244
 05.02.2009
One day in a trolleybus I heard a dialogue:
The elderly woman complains, “Oh, we’re already so old.
Grandfather next to me: Yeah, you are what? Fuck you and fuck you.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №14243
 05.02.2009
taken from spectra-club.ru
Subject - Solution of Problem

xxx - who was struggling with some incomprehensible sound from the passenger at the pit?
YYY - I have been confronted. At the pit from the passenger side was a sound of the type of this: "Yep... your...at...bla...ne...dr...ve...sh..." :D

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №14242
 05.02.2009
Russia will create a military block of seven former Soviet countries.

Okay well! We will build our NATO with blackjack and prostitutes!


[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №14241
 05.02.2009
by KENN:
They are. Mother shampoo brought "dry scalp". It says - "Dray Scalp, scutty!".))))

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