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[ + 66 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25627
 05.02.2010
The case was less than a year ago, after having sex with a young man, I began to get up from my back and there was such a characteristic "puc" (which was actually the air that came out of, sorry, the vagina), and such a playful, ringing and loud. I thought he knew what it was and did not justify it, it turned out to be in vain. After "this" he said with all playfulness "You can relax".
Dear men, we are so uncomfortable about this, be understanding.)

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №25626
 05.02.2010
Sex before marriage is a matter of God’s knowledge?? to
WWE: That’s what you hit him!

[ + 84 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25625
 05.02.2010
The vacancy of admin.
The Conditions:
We will give you
Flexible schedule
Office in the Center
The Sandwich
Let us touch the chest of the office manager or the peer manager.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №25624
 05.02.2010
On the day of lighting, the bus slowed sharply and the entire bus rolled.

[ + 46 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25623
 05.02.2010
We will have a week to fix the situation and meet the celebration not alone. Support the initiative! If not a lot of love, then at least new friends!

It unites the hearts! At the top!! to
W.


I join. Perm, February 14, at 20,00 near the Opera House at the entrance we gather with a bunch of friends, the recognition sign serves...heft.....we hold the cellar in our hands, then we fall into some cozy place and down!!! Let’s celebrate, who is with me?It is :)

Please leave us :)

[ + 95 - ] Comment quote №25622
 05.02.2010
to this:
Two plastic pieces.
Macarons from Hui,
Two bags of shit.
And a fucking cock.
Only so...
This is extended!

My tears have turned.)

[ + 55 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25621
 05.02.2010
<aWasik[office]> yesterday laughed, I was told that I approach the choice of the car more carefully than the choice of Jean...
<luz_work> is very good. You spend more time in the car than in your wife.

[ + 78 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25620
 05.02.2010
As usual, after 2 hours, there are no clean socks. I washed, I think how to dry. I decided to bake on a bowl. And here the fucking, damned me on the autopilot to put the oil there, and even at the moment when my mom went into the kitchen:(

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №25619
 05.02.2010
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Yyy: Unfortunately, the iPad was not conceived as a full-fledged tablet, just as the iPhone was not conceived as a full-fledged communicator.
Zzz: Did you think of it as full?
XXX: A very good deal!

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №25618
 05.02.2010
[quote] Another option: in the club. You approach the girl from the back, turn around and kiss in the snail. Then you make a frightened appearance and try to justify that you have identified. There are different options for developing the situation.
1) You get a crack from her.(It is all bad)
2) You get in the jaw from her guy, whom you for some reason did not immediately notice.(Everything is very bad)
3) She is delighted with you and you continue to get to know her. (It is all well)
4) from you in admiration her guy, whom for some reason you did not immediately notice. You are still getting acquainted with him. and. and. but this is a sad option and we will not think about it)))) (everything is so bad that it would be better if it was just very bad)[/quote]

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №25617
 05.02.2010
Someone’s phone was stolen. The police have arrived, all the things are running away. After a while it seemed silent. My neighbors went to smoke, a guy came to meet me. One of them asks: "Listen, and the mints have already gone". To which he replies with an indiscriminate tone: “No, we are still here!”".

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №25616
 05.02.2010
Even if you kill, but I can’t read the word politkuchnia correctly from the first time...

[ + 82 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25615
 05.02.2010
How Men Are Sick

with a grim and grim face,
In the white shade,
as a victim of cholera,
He is kneeling to the wall.
It will last as long as the birth.
A thermometer shakes in his hands.
The sorrow of the Jewish people
Freezing in the shrinking pupils.
by Willy Brother
A pencil sludge.
He whispers complaining and shamelessly:
How are you alone with your kids now?..."
There was talk in the apartment.
The night barely burns.
It was dark, all the curtains were removed.
My husband is thirty-seven and two.

[ + 118 - ] Comment quote №25614
 05.02.2010
We talk to a girl, we are in different cities:
I have a temperature of 39.2
Damn, what are you? Do you have medicines?
I: Yes, I have already accepted it. Come to me, I’m so hot! and ;)
D: I’ll probably abstain))) I’ll come back, you’ll get cold now)))
I am O_O
I: in the sense?

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №25613
 05.02.2010
with me works a ginseng, she words a little "cover".
Here they gave a cleaner for cleaning, so she approached the practitioner and said, "Give me to you, the wheel of the monitor with the clitoris went out, or it was completely polluted."

[ + 47 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25612
 05.02.2010
The question on which site:
How easy and painless is it to die?
One of the answers: write the nails on the lexus "loch" :)

[ + 39 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25611
 05.02.2010
from the forum of the community of virgins(s):

Hi to! I’m not going to tell you how stupid I am, I know. I write as I can, in general, hurt, you understand.
I love the tomatoes. Tomatoes in people. I love them in any form – fresh, salty, marinated, any. I love them whole and in pieces. I have eaten them since childhood. I am not a virgin. How could you think so? Just here I can share with you what I am very dear. So, my love for tomatoes came to the point that I decided to squeeze them into me immediately, without even biting. It didn’t get through the mouth – small. So I decided to try to put them in... well you know where. I chose the variety most suitable for this - such Azerbaijani, stretched. Purchased specifically green - they will confirm. He put the tomato on a chair, sat on it... and started pressing it into himself. He jumped pretty quickly. Per because the body is already accustomed to tomatoes. So here. I’m writing this post now, and the tomato is sitting inside of me, and I feel like he’s not very comfortable there. What should I do? I can't go to the doctor, it's hard to move. You know, and in the evening you have to meet with friends. How will I appear to them? What will they say? Advice to me. What to do?

[ + 81 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25610
 05.02.2010
I don’t have a single girlfriend who almost openly says "Come fuck me! Do you have a computer "?? to

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №25609
 05.02.2010
3 knock in the door, I open - black gastarbayter - "Do you have a set of tools? Drill, lobbying, swinging ". No, I say, I don’t need him, go away from here, sick. Cher3 half an hour, trying to go out to smoke, found that with this very "shurpower" the door is outside and caught on the footer of the samurai. Vengeance, the damn, I got caught.

[ + 68 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25608
 05.02.2010
At night, stay on the dark side of the street. You see, you are not.
Snowflake: In general, stick to the dark side. There are cookies.

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