from the forum of the community of virgins(s):

Hi to! I’m not going to tell you how stupid I am, I know. I write as I can, in general, hurt, you understand.
I love the tomatoes. Tomatoes in people. I love them in any form – fresh, salty, marinated, any. I love them whole and in pieces. I have eaten them since childhood. I am not a virgin. How could you think so? Just here I can share with you what I am very dear. So, my love for tomatoes came to the point that I decided to squeeze them into me immediately, without even biting. It didn’t get through the mouth – small. So I decided to try to put them in... well you know where. I chose the variety most suitable for this - such Azerbaijani, stretched. Purchased specifically green - they will confirm. He put the tomato on a chair, sat on it... and started pressing it into himself. He jumped pretty quickly. Per because the body is already accustomed to tomatoes. So here. I’m writing this post now, and the tomato is sitting inside of me, and I feel like he’s not very comfortable there. What should I do? I can't go to the doctor, it's hard to move. You know, and in the evening you have to meet with friends. How will I appear to them? What will they say? Advice to me. What to do?