Tesla: Have you given up a session?
See also: 23333
Tesla: Should I send a SMS to find out?

I went to the store with a 20-year-old girl.
Be a good pack of milk and a bunch of bread.
Which one, black or white?
and white.
It is racist!! to
- O0

My first date tomorrow :D

xxx:The Internet is limited to us, 5 GB per month.Yesterday I watched - Daddy goes,and sings a strange song "You watched porn - I watched porn - and now the internet is crazy - we don't have a nicky"... I write from the phone in general
Don’t tell him about the phone!! to

I am in divorce with my wife:
I’ll take you a microwave!
I: Then I’ll get the refrigerator.
She: - I use the "mother’s call"!
I: - I put it on "pochuism"!
She: - cast "Japan spending the best years of her life!"
...
Why don’t two fools live together? and :)

She was so polite that even during the minnet, when I beat her hair, she said, “Thank you!”

The xxx:
Drinking cats with valerian
YYYY :
and how?
The xxx:
Well, according to the law of the genre, the young bullshit, the old man went under himself.

Serena
Would you advise me to see?
by 00:27:51

Vlad
and the microwave))))
by 00:28:13
Sometimes there’s pizza.)

I go electric. After another stop, the engineer declares in a serious voice:
“Lords without tickets, run from wagon to wagon faster, run faster.”

XXX is
I would say degradation, not evolution.

YYY
>Digradation of
Oh... I see...

<Alita> I forgot to buy condoms! Now I have to suck :(

My mother burned today:
I was assigned an MRI of the brain, she calls the hospital to appoint the time:
...
Is there anything in the mind of your son?
Mother: I hope...
Register: In the sense of something metal...

On TV story about a Japanese who has UAZ-Buhanka for 10 years. The Japanese are naturally delighted.
He talks about the car. Then he says "I don’t understand..." and thinks in a sign next to the window.
"The backup is out. Remove the cable and remove the glass". We are happy to translate. The Japanese smiles – I’ve been translated for a long time. I cannot find the cable.

Every time, after my housekeepers sat by the computer, I play the game “Got what we turned off in settings!”

I have a cat. The eggs were cut 10 years ago, and yet they are ripped.
I am complaining :(

Doya is ready to shoot the animated series "Little Pony of the Apocalypse", the characters of which will be sisters-two Blitz Right and Blitz Left, poni-bull Gorbatha Gorka and horse-transvestites of Sodom and Gomorrah.

I work in a taxi.
I went to the base, and the client asked me to wait. I stand. A car next door. The man, the evil man, all on the slats, looks at his wheel down, opens the trunk - the reserve too.
The taxi driver went to the shuttle.
I can’t wait for the customer.
He will wait for your client.
I – I cannot.
He - went
He called another car, loaded his stock and left.
And here I remember,
In the luggage compartment lies a compressor, from the smoker pumps the wheel. I just sit so bored, I pumped his wheel. The client came out and persuaded her to wait 2-3 minutes. A car arrives, a man throws out the wheel. It jumped on the asphalt, opened the luggage compartment, threw the hood, the balloon key. Going to the wheel, it’s all. Gluck all over the body, on the face of a hysteric.
And I slowly left him, leaving him with “whites";

Announcement on the TV channel "Captain Evidence":
A lost daughter or an afferist? In the film 'Apherist' immediately after the broadcast 'You will not believe!'"

The district is a fairy that helps everyone, but no one has seen her scuco!! to

I agreed to meet with the client on Saturday at 13:00.
On Saturday, a security guard enters the office and sounds this phrase: "Dmitry, a girl has come to you there for an hour."
Everyone in the office immediately smiled and a colleague with a stone face declares: "take for an hour and then extend".

My mom left me a note: take your dishes and wash the garbage. and :)