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[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №44019
 05.03.2011
If we suddenly encounter copnics, I tank, and you cure.
I’d better get rid of it later...

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №44018
 05.03.2011
The Straga:
50 First Kisses: I also want you to kiss me every morning as you did the first time
I would not have lasted for a month...
Well, imagine I’ll show you a video every morning and scream that I’m your husband, well, it’s still half trouble, you imagine how I would explain to you every morning that we’ve made a mortgage for you.
wife 0 0

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №44017
 05.03.2011
Casey from the Army
3 o’clock at night. The company sits in a cellar and re-writes the personal property of the barracks. Periodically calls the daytime, so that he raises the soldiers in order and brings them to the chamber. company for the survey.
4 o'clock in the morning, the voice starts. Daylight, pencil for me
A pencil on the way out!!! to


[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №44016
 05.03.2011
Family evening, romance, we roll on the bed with a sweet, we embrace...
The sweet man, holding his nose in my neck, affectionately says:
You will smell like... a five penny coin... the eighty-third year of issue... which you have just kept in your mouth...
O_O

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №44015
 05.03.2011
HHH
We once arranged a condom check: in the bathroom with water, the visit and the context.The visit swelled with the scroll and broke))) and the context grew in the size of the bath!!! to

HHH
We’re a bit of a spectator, he’s never broken.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №44014
 05.03.2011
You have a photographer, right?
YYY: What is the problem?
xxx: you need to paint the inscription beautifully as a thread "PYST PYST OLLO WE REVELED UFO" in the format 320x240 approximately)
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! )))))))

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №44013
 05.03.2011
The fucking disappeared. I call it not. In the courtyard, too, there was no escape – hardly a high fence. I hear strange sounds in my husband’s office. I lie down on the carpet and quickly clicks on the teeth of the polyethylene with puppies from the new shredder...and the eyes are so absent—like on the tear...and the door is opened so as not to interfere.

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