My friend told me about smoking.
Saturday 7 to 30 in the morning. The city sleeps. The doorbell is very long.
I get up with a shaken face, stretch the trailers back and forth and get to the door by the wall. I open and see the picture:
From the doors of the apartments on the staircase cage look neighboring men. Everyone’s faces are like they’ve been drinking with me all night. In the center is a lively man Ok and confusedly smiling, he gives - "Carton! of Lipetskaya. With bags... no one needs it?" Last he whispered, clinging to one of his neighbors.
And the neighbor replied, “Go, go to me, my brother... I have been waiting for you since 4am.”
A man broke down the stairs.

I play a wolf, here Mom fits - tries to pull a compass. I answer something in the format "2 minutes" and continue to communicate with the Sohildian.
She stood up and looked and said, “Don’t just tell me that you’re talking to this guy!”

Sometimes romanticism and warmth can be done by yourself.
The lights are turned off, the batteries do not melt.
and you lay in bed with a laptop, and he is so flashing, whispering, whispering...

HHH
Yes, you have lenses with black pupils of reptiles under it.
WOWU
You can take pictures, but you don’t have to.
HHH
I am not in life)
WOWU
Merlin Manson walking out)) in the transport can not be paid XD
HHH
Yes - such rings with nails and lips brightly black to paint and with the eyes of divorce, you approach so to the conductor on the cheek you carry the nails you raise your heads up and so shy :D
WOWU
And she has an asshole in my heart.
HHH
With the cry "We don’t take rabbits!"

Master Zolan: It was thought here on a Saturday early morning, when the neighbor started drilling the wall near which I was sleeping. persistently so.
The guy wakes up in his apartment, with one leg on his knee in the wall, with a perforator and a TV next to him.
He is naturally in Aachen.
I appear in a mask and say:
You were a fool, playing with other people’s nerves. Now is the time to play with you. Within 20 minutes, the room will be filled with poisonous gas. To get out, you have to shake your foot. The game began...

Here from time to time they show how some demonstration is accelerated with the use of bushes, tear gas, etc.
But it would be much more effective to use a watermetal installed on an ascensor tank.

Aris (13:33:34 4/03/2009)
Sometimes I feel weak and defenseless.
Vetl (13:34:27 4/03/2009)
Burn the passport

We have the same surname. Today on a couple he kind of decided to cut - says "and we are not by chance relatives?". And then he gave me the answer "Thank me"(

I needed a monitor with several video connections.

Y is Hi. Look at how many outdoors you have behind you.
X: O_O One like everyone else.

I go in the elevator. I raise my eyes to the ceiling of the elevator, and there is the inscription in large letters: "Fuck!

The wise is not the one who thinks much and correctly, but the one whom
It is often not quoted.

In one very great man, read - authority, as it should be.
was a mistress. The mistress of this authority liked to visit etak in the middle
A week of rest with body and soul. Especially when the woman’s husband was
The seafarer was rarely at home. Which woman does not want a man’s love?
The Ladies?
And then one day his mistress called him and told him that he was in the hospital.
light shock and medium-heavy beating, because the jealous husband returned
from the flight or smelled something, or the neighbors suggested kindness, and
He only drowned her in the first number and sat down to drink the damned one again. A is
Since her husband, as it turned out, was a former boxer, it can
to present.
Putting the phone, the Big Man said, “Fuck! And the weather added:
That is stupid!
Then I thought, scratching a square beard. Then he made two
The call:
- First: order there about flowers for babies to hospital, fruit
There and all that. Everything as it should be.
The second is to call Slavik from the guard. No fuck at home.
In five minutes...!! to
Soon there appeared Slavik - a little-worded and executive wolfmaker from
The Chief’s personal guard.
“So yes,” said the Great Man, looking past him, “you’ll go.
at such an address, you will find there such a one, you will hang him
Doyle to remember. No names, you will understand.
Without fanaticism, there is no shame.
- Yes, - was glad Slavik, - we will do it!
Look at the former boxer.
“Naturally,” Slavik smiled, “let’s get together.
- Take Valera with you, he will protect you. Do not blame. I said.
After half an hour, Slavik and Valera came to the old five-storey on the outskirts.
The city.
“You’ll sit here,” burst Slavik Khmuro, “if you’re not here in half an hour.
I go down, you go up.
Half an hour passed. There was no slave. He did not come after forty-five.
The minute.
Valera pulled out the cell phone and recruited the boss. “Damn,” said the boss while silent.
In the telephone. “The fools!”
Valery told him to sit under the house and wait for the brigade.
Soon three strong men came to the door. He opened them.
Drunk Slavik, he was whole and unharmed, but he did not stand on his feet.
Slavik, clinging to the door, was hardly taken away. Man is already
No overdose of water, no touch.
The next day, the dumb and messy Slavik justified himself in the chief’s office.
“I have a right like a quavalda,” he explained to the boss, “I wave the bulls!”
He opens the door to me, I immediately, without looking at him - chest right, chest right.
He did not get up, and what? It gets me by the hand, then it gets me by the chest.
And he said, “You, shit, you want to take my right hand?” When I am
Did you put it?” I see, and this is Vasilich, my first coach.
Boxing, another boy came to him.
The chef thoughtfully sat at the table and tore a square beard.
He finally said, not looking at anyone.

Programming by Doctor:
Doctor, I am sick. I can’t get away from the computer. 18 hours in
I spend a day in front of the monitor.
There are no hopeless cases, we will treat.
What? what?? to
- Clearly what - alcohol, cigarettes, bl*d*my!

Chinese chairs and ass in the ass are devoted.
Stop the panic! Below the seat is a sealed cylinder with a sprinkle and ordinary non-compressed air. When you pull the lever, the cylinder is unsealed, under your weight the springs are compressed, excess air from the cylinder comes out. and vice versa. The suspension is pressed, the air enters the seat rises. Release the lever, the hole in the cylinder is closed and the air does not allow the seat to change position.
And even if you assume a seat with a compressed air balloon, it means it will end and the chair will stop rising. What is "the end of the" chair? and :)
Remove the iron plates from under your ass, get cold!

BLIZ KRIG (21:47:03 1/03/2009)
(LV)Meec Carriers are invited for interesting work...

BLIZ KRIG (21:47:16 1/03/2009)
They will be very interested in loading interesting goods into an interesting car))))

~Assol~ (21:48:54 1/03/2009)
I want to be an interesting carrier!

BLIZ KRIG (21:49:55 1/03/2009)
Come to my neighbor is building an interesting house and he has interesting bricks))))
and interesting cement))

X: Generally speaking, people are shameless... No shame of conscience... We have sex with a girl on the bench and there will be a dozen other dogs with their dogs, who will cut around 100 circles...

The most effective way to make students not miss the toilet was to draw a goal on the bottom of the toilet and the inscription on the doors "take a hundred points and win the matan" count.

Order of one soldier:

Study of the "modern" battle.
The enemy must be known in the face, so as not to accidentally crash his own. Every battle begins with a greeting.
Characteristics of this shit.
The battle is where dohuya ducks try to break each other, and the most important ducks sit in the bushes and crack. Stumbling to death, they go to a neutral city, meet in a nightclub and begin to whistle vodka and remember how everything was. Fights are different. Depending on where the main dwarfs are hiding.
If in the bushes, it means fighting on land. If in the clouds on some corn tree - it is air.
If on the underwater conserve bank - the battle of the sea.
Types of Mordor:
1st An offensive is when a crowd of people, having dared, rushed forward.
2nd Defensive is when another, less flattered crowd, embarrassed by such greed, tries to defend itself.
The victory depends on the extent of the crowd.