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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №140214
 05.04.2017
One web-studio found my leather year resume, said they were interested in my services. I came to the interview, everything is good for everyone, I ask my questions after my interview, I say - and where you have the last seashnik went, they say, nowhere, but at the end of April he goes to the army. I begin to roast. The director looks at me with an incomprehensible look and says, “Why are you laughing?” I say - yes, the wording is funny, well, even if not the holidays are over and soon again to the lessons, work will not be time. Portioned together. Good at the web-studio director

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №140213
 05.04.2017
When they arranged the clothing and sorting battle, I thought it was days and could not be worse.
But they began to smell pellets and share their impressions.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №140212
 05.04.2017
The Orientation:
The criminal secretly took possession of the bicycle, but the owner caught him and took the bicycle. The criminal managed to escape. 25-30 years old, dressed in shorts and t-shirt. Please take action for the search.
Are there any special signs?
and yes. On the face should be a trace of a brick hit.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №140211
 05.04.2017
Goprone: In my memory, the most intolerant to corruption and at the same time the same ideological fighter among my acquaintances with the energy of a worthy electro-venic smashed his lobotras from the army and still smashed, snooping someone on the leg. Contrary to his ideas, this fact did not go.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №140210
 05.04.2017
I love our mail. Today at noon I went to the local department to pay for the apartment and so on. I go in. I count the people, only twelve people. Ο maintenance for each from five to ten minutes. He went to the store, bought bread and cigarette milk and returned home. Πleft the cupcake, watched two series of California Seasons and returned to the mail.
and #927; and I am the next!
ΤI’ll always do that now.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №140209
 05.04.2017
In a local park on a large man begins to laugh a small seamless seamless accompanied by the aristocratic appearance of the lady.
Seeing the man shrinking away from surprise, the lady reassured:
Don’t be afraid, she won’t bite you.
In response he hears:
Okay, I’ll just beat you now, but I’m not going to beat you!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №140208
 05.04.2017
Vintros
Lost in Yandex
Sanjok
Sometimes you talk like a crazy man.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №140207
 05.04.2017
Habokih Maxim: "I learned that you can die from overeating. Is it all this time my parents closed their eyes to my suicide attempts?"
So no: and your grandmother was your curator

X: Hi, I am your curator in the game "Fat Elephant"
Y: Wake up at 4-20 and eat the cake.
Z: And snack him with a chewbacco.
X: Well, and the final round: go to your grandmother for a weekend.
Y: on vacation
Z: Fuck, it’s too much
X: The last task.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №140206
 05.04.2017
The hearing in the new houses is such that I know that our neighbors above have two children and they are called Vika and Idiot.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №140205
 05.04.2017
You are an example of boredom!
Not a model, but a benchmark.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №140204
 05.04.2017
xxx: Here's what to write in the conclusion to the laboratory physics instead of "Fakir was drunk and the focus failed"?! to

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