xxx: Can you out of any three words come up with a plan to enslave the world?
YYY: I don’t know
xxx: let's check: shovel, shovel, asymmetric
yyy: We create a network of plants for the breeding of chickens in different countries of the world. We secretly modify their genetic code to remove the superworms. In sufficient quantities release super-kinkle in open waters. tk. It is adapted to habitat in virtually any water, and soon thanks to genetic experiments it grows in numbers and becomes a dominant species. Next, we use an asymmetric acoustic signal, which affects the speck and changes its genetic code according to a pre-worked algorithm. Kilka turns into cute pups, which people are happy to take home as pets. Using the same acoustic signal, we command the bullets and order them to destroy most of the population of the planet, including the leaders of world powers and other powerful people. We suppress resistance and use the remaining people to create a new world order. We swallow the puddle on the hole, we are beautiful.
Q: Is it serious?

In order for the stomach not to frustrate from hunger, fill it with cabbage, cucumbers, salad (which leafy, not Olivier) - in general, all kinds of non-calorie vegetables. And drink water from the refrigerator: a glass of cold water = minus 6,000 calories at least.

Yes, you will be far away than you can see.

Q: Do you know what Micheal surprised? I can’t get out of the table of laughter.
by :?
X: Miha graduates from the institute this summer, and he is reluctant to go to the army, and he has a friend, a plastic surgeon. And here, drunk, I don't know why they got drunk, Meika persuades, to make him a certificate of the change of sex. It looks like a joke joke, but a friend of Miche's man's word, and the certificate does. Not to miss the certificate, and Miha goes to the passport table and handed over the passport to replace the gender. He comes, receives a passport, looks at the floor, shows it to his friend, rides together. I would not have known about it. But here, Miha rests, and comes to the hospital, in the registration require a policy and passport, look at the difference in sex and send Miha on three cheerful letters. Now Mia complains to me, does not know how to live further, says if he leaves as is the problem with the hospital, a friend to give a second certificate refuses and cries.

My wife, seeing me pick up my phone and go to the toilet all the time, asks: “Are you in the playroom?” andquot; =

x: 92% of the ocean has not been explored, you can’t claim that seaweed doesn’t exist

In extreme cases, money to a shelter or to the Australian rabbit protection fund can be transferred while alive. Just like by giving everything to a young wife (if you are not afraid that she will whistle with the gifted property, not waiting for death).
But, strictly speaking, only minors can bypass the will, not adults. We have a misunderstanding because of the bad tradition of sitting with mommies on the fingers of the years up to forty-five, and in fact a child is a minor in the care, an adult son or daughter should be full-fledged capable people and earn loved ones on their own.

Humor: Being in a sober mind and a hard memory spent all the money before dying.

And here I stand at the tram stop, I think: in my hands two children, one and a half months, respectively.
_______
How can a man from one woman have children with a month difference? Or not one? Or a mistake in the text?
— — — —
It’s a year and a half, not a month.

About onions and garlic.

Talk to a guy on the phone:
P. What are you doing?
I eat black bread with garlic.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! to
I (not a bit drowned) – Come on!
P. I will come now.
They came and kissed, yes.

Yes, this is the "Speaking Bowl". The moon was and carrots, and jelly, and calves (seemingly, you remembered them as "cows" - puppies with calf heads) that produced this jelly. Really great story.

Recently I get up in the morning much earlier than the alarm clock, and only now I got to - the internal clock moved to summer time :(

I burned yesterday.
Watch another comedy series. The guy answers the girl’s question “how do you feel about my new dress?” using the word courtesan. My eyes look at me and, infection, slightly like this: “You are my curtizana.”
xxxh: from the disassembly he saved only the question asked in time "by the way, what does it mean?"

here here :

Yes, even if men with signs on their necks started walking, it would be great at all! Married, unmarried, virgin, disappointed, shot, with a trailer.
and...

Once in the museum, the tour guide showed a painting, a portrait of a merchant with two young children, and turned our attention to the fact that his engagement ring, if I remember correctly, was worn on his left hand on the index finger. She explained that this position of the ring indicated that the man is widow and is looking for a wife.

If you don’t want to get idiotic advice, don’t share your problems with idiots.

Protected

“The King Makes the Switch”

I parked at the door of Sberkassy.
I walked and was bored, spinning the wheels of my car, while my son in the neighboring neighborhood, somewhere in the middle of the gym, pulled the dust out of his boxing bags.
Here on the door of the sberkassy went out to smoke three heroes - the incassor.
Not bad anymore, at least a spectacle. Two larger and one smaller. All in armor and armor.
Soon, an ordinary man came out of the door with a small black wallet in his hand.
Lopohiy fighter, and he was apparently the eldest, showed his gesture, say, "work", the incassors threw cigarettes into the urn and moved friendly for the protected object - a man with a portfolio.
I still thought: for the rich have a difficult life, without protection nowhere. I wonder what’s in his wallet? Apparently not money, already very thin, not much will go there, from power, packs five. Not the amount that three armed guards followed him to the teeth, and still looked at him with anxiety. Oh, and their machines got stuck, as if they were about to start shooting.

I will never know what this man has in his wallet. Maybe a diamond or a Fabergé egg? Or maybe a billion paper for the presentator?
I wonder which car will they sit in?
The passers stopped and also watched the procession with interest.
And the man, meanwhile, did not rush, went down the ladder, his sight was quite calm and confident and he did not even turn to his protection.
But what is? The guarded object with its portfolio, entered the crowd at the bus stop and stopped, as if together with everyone was going to wait for the route.
Even I was caught with some fuzzy anxiety, everyone present also did not take their eyes off the man and his automakers.
And here, the loophole incassator, loudly:

- Well, all, our mission on this is over, the cargo is entirely on your responsibility.

The man looked around, scaredly looked at his guard and wept:

A A A A A?

He obviously wanted to say something else, but for some reason did not say, and Lopouchi continued:

- The wallet is better to hold with both hands and tightly press to the body, or little or no.

The guards turned and left without saying goodbye.

The object, suddenly left without protection, drove under the eyes of people, instinctively pressed the portfolio to himself and, looking back and forth, quickly walked along the road, on the move, voting to passing cars. Brake some killed "Jigul", without negotiating jumped into it and the car escaped behind the turn.

What fucking thing? Why did a man in such a responsible moment, with all the people, abandon the guard? Better without her. This is idiotic service.

Meanwhile, satisfied incassors climbed the stairs and smoked again at the entrance to the sberkass.
I could not stand it and modestly asked:

Do you not feel sorry for the man? You put him in. What if they are robbed without you?

Three righteous men stumbled and Lopohyi replied:

- Yeah, they didn't have him, he came to Sberkassa for the "communal" to pay. People just like to joke. First, he joked with the cashier, such as, "And your mother doesn't need a son-in-law?" and then, for some reason, he cried out to her, "What about you, here on the announcement of the most stupid, without a sense of humor are recruited?"
And we are also alive people and on April 1st we also have the right to joke a little.
Now let him run, look around and laugh.

Did you know that if you first reduce your salary by 15%, and then raise it by 17%, it will still result in less than the original salary?

I am stuck on the Latvian border. I am reading about a completely ruined Russian industry. Near me in Latvia slowly pass nine cars with "Nivami".

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What if I put the Ring of Almighty on a member?

A lot of people have a fox over their brains, and you want to give him the ring of Almighty?

and XXX:
I saw an advertisement on the column:
"A young family with a dog of the Slavic appearance will take the apartment"

<Bender> Angelofnet: You broke our hopes
<Angelofnet> Bender: And there were many of them in the VAC – those hopes?
<Bender> Angelofnet: Yes
<Angelofnet> Bender: Collect the pieces and lay them on the garden trail. Call it "The Trail of Hope".
<Bender> Angelofnet: go short
<Angelofnet> Bender: Don’t wait. © by
<Bender> Angelofnet: and again you broke hope :(
<Angelofnet> Bender: You seem to have a whole warehouse of unliquid hopes there.

by Habr
Lukashes: My neighbor confused Java and JS, he’s now in the army :)