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A couple of criminal law. Theme "square" Prepod (man of the 60s):
Let’s take girls of easy behavior. Can their services be described as bribery? I agree that not. For there is no material expression: you can neither touch, nor take, nor taste.

Such a complete sympathy voice from the back:
You just can’t use them.

XXX is hello. What do you do?
YYY: I went to YYY!
XXX: How long have you been busy with this?

Look at the picture from the window:
There is an excavator, and next to 3 Tajiks drop a hole and drop the ground into his coffin. Russia is...

To discuss the last film of N. Mikhalkov:
The "Russia Do you hear that strange sound? Three Mikhalkovs on you!" (c)V. Gaft
The epigram is obsolete, the number of Mikhalkovs is multiplying uncontrollably.

The last time I saw this thing when with the words "The main thing is not to lose!" I put it somewhere...

When I was 9 years old I heard the word "sperm" on TV, well, and, of course, asked his meaning from my mother, which my mother answered without shallowing - it's ejaculate, son. What this is will teachers tell you.

MaAd: Go with a girl, and also with a friend and his girlfriend on Iron Man 2.In the hall there is a gallery, because the advertisement before the beginning of the film.And here is finally the beginning, in the hall of silence, all calmed down, on the screen appears the inscription "Iron Man 2".The phrase from the mouth of a friend sounded pretty loud in the quiet room:"Man-outyg!!!A little more than 15 minutes later the room calmed down :DDDD

Topic on the women's forum: "Women are married to the cowboys? How do men deal with such a disadvantage? Even if the headache is expressed. Can you give some examples?"

One of the comments: "When the mine is fun for such ears to hold: o)"

The people’s response to the ban on blue veils.
One day at one of the special garage cars in the traffic jamming just cut a mirror.
Since the attackers were moving on a scooter, the driver of the car could not catch them.

Krasnovsky: By the age of thirty, a woman has such an ideal of a man, under which any fool fits.
Soon you will have every chance.

The shirt snake.
The shirt snake is one of the most dangerous species of snakes in the world. It has no teeth, and on average its length is 12-17 centimeters, although there are individuals reaching 25 centimeters in length, the color varies - from pink to black. Usually, the panty snake attacks women in the inguinal area or in the mouth area, and its extremely dangerous poison can cause a tumor that lasts for about nine months. Some types of pantyhose snakes can also attack men from behind.

If a person lacks a lot, he simply does not know how to catch.

Neighbors came from the United States to host their parents. They talked about life, about science.

They met in Baumanka and got married. And in the late 90s, after the release went to America on the invitation, to move science. The money for the grant was enough for everything, but the first thing still naturally arranged for sub-works.
He placed food on the shelves in the supermarket after closing. She was very good with English - she was a waitress at the cafe-bar in the evening shift.

And here she works somehow – paid attention to an elderly man. He had been sitting at the table at the window with a notebook for an hour and decided something. Something did not work out for him. When 15 minutes remained until the closing, she overcame her immigrant embarrassment and approached to ask.

Uncle calculated the dependency of the field tension on a pair of variables.
The task is quite in the spirit of the latest Baumanka courses. She naturally calculated it all quickly and gave it with a charming blonde smile. The uncle was just shaken and left without pronouncing a single reasonable word, carrying a notebook with the decision in his outstretched hand.

The second time he came to her at the cafe with a bouquet of flowers and a large envelope.
In the envelope was a scientific journal on radio-thematics, placed with a smaller envelope on the page with its publication. The basis of the work was precisely the dependence of the field tension on these variables. in the envelope.
$1,000 is approximately half the average publication fee at that time. Under the article was the signature: "In co-authorship with Elena".

The magazine and the badge with the name of the cafe, on which the name Elena is written by the flowermaster from the hand, are still carefully kept as a family relic.

Boy girl, make me a mine.
Well, let’s go next time. I do not know very well.
Shut up yourself! Where will you learn next time?
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Nyarlathotep
True willpower is the ability to leave 3 bottles of beer intact in the refrigerator at night, while being drunk.

Alex is
It is not willpower. This is the prudence and wisdom of the former drinker.

Today as usual I woke up in the morning, opened my curtains and smiled to the new day. The sun is shining, the birds are singing, the snow is lying! =) is

What are you doing?and :)
I integrate into the fork!
Are you adequate?? to

How many people come out of the bathroom to suck?

The girl shows a dress in a magazine... There is some white balloon with black spots. Look, what a charm! I (the only man in the room) am trying to joke: “101 Dalmatians... I am immediately turned to the indignant eyes of all the girls in the office. I confusedly explain: "Well, the dog is like that. With spots..." In response a contemptible choir: "This is peanuts!"