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 05.05.2010
Neighbors came from the United States to host their parents. They talked about life, about science.

They met in Baumanka and got married. And in the late 90s, after the release went to America on the invitation, to move science. The money for the grant was enough for everything, but the first thing still naturally arranged for sub-works.
He placed food on the shelves in the supermarket after closing. She was very good with English - she was a waitress at the cafe-bar in the evening shift.

And here she works somehow – paid attention to an elderly man. He had been sitting at the table at the window with a notebook for an hour and decided something. Something did not work out for him. When 15 minutes remained until the closing, she overcame her immigrant embarrassment and approached to ask.

Uncle calculated the dependency of the field tension on a pair of variables.
The task is quite in the spirit of the latest Baumanka courses. She naturally calculated it all quickly and gave it with a charming blonde smile. The uncle was just shaken and left without pronouncing a single reasonable word, carrying a notebook with the decision in his outstretched hand.

The second time he came to her at the cafe with a bouquet of flowers and a large envelope.
In the envelope was a scientific journal on radio-thematics, placed with a smaller envelope on the page with its publication. The basis of the work was precisely the dependence of the field tension on these variables. in the envelope.
$1,000 is approximately half the average publication fee at that time. Under the article was the signature: "In co-authorship with Elena".

The magazine and the badge with the name of the cafe, on which the name Elena is written by the flowermaster from the hand, are still carefully kept as a family relic.
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1005/o100504;1.html
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