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xxx: In 2016, U.S. sales of premium bomb shelters increased by 700%.
Instead of seven sold.
Promise me never to admit that you have betrayed me. Even if I tortured you. I do not want to know!
MMM is OK.
Are you anything at all??? The correct answer was: “You, dear, I have never betrayed you and I am not going to!”and "
Reviews of the product from the website of one online store:
Alexander: "Excellent flash, washed twice in the machine, lives to this day."
Welcome to "Hello It doesn’t have to be wiped out.)"
We have a child writer and a painter. She had a joke repeated from book to book — on the title sheet was the inscription: "Traduction from the beast: Los Mozhovelnik" (there all the characters are beasts).
In the same year of the re-release of this series of books from the legal department of the head office came a letter: "And where do you have the contract with L. Moghevelnik? It is not registered in the database".
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After reviewing the video "Bomfunk MC's - Freestyler".
by Zhenya:
> He’s really stupid.
> he has a player
> which can stop time
> he could rob, rape and kill
> and instead
> makes everyone dance
by Lera:
Why did I love you & why did I love you?
XXX is:
I have a bitter feeling here ?
I washed the cat, now he’s offended me))))))))) the fuck is funny nimagu)))))))))
YYY :
It will be funny when he hits you in the shoes.
Cats cannot be offended. They are vulnerable.)
and fucking
XXX is:
When he first and only squeezed past the pot, he immediately lost his trumps. I think he learned the lesson.)
and ZZZ:
))))))))
Stick over the push at the level of the eyes paper with the inscription:
"When my cat first and only time squeezed past the pot, it immediately lost the trumps."
And whoever was drunk on the insert - no drop by. It is :)
XXX is:
Oh)))) I tell it to all the guests in the mouth, but probably the note will be even more threatening
and ZZZ:
And if just below the paper attach a transparent cellophane bag with these very bubbles, then each guest after him will the toilet even before the diamond glow.
XXX is:
Mmmmmmmmmmm, well those balls are no longer, but I have acquaintances in the clinics, you can ask to leave
and ZZZ:
It is even better!
You ask for more and then change when the old ones will melt.
Well, if one of the guests notices that the eggs are changing, and asks why, then you just look at the answer. It is :)
Anonymous has been working with us for a long time. A middle-aged man, a lover of the strong, as is usually the case with the "chiefs".
I don’t remember celebrating, but we drank a lot. And Tola weighs under 90kg with growth 1. 6 meters. Generally speaking, we barely reached the entrance, some as lifted to the third floor (there is no elevator). We call. The wife was not at home, there was a daughter 11 years old.
“Who is there?” He asks. - "Open, your dad brought" - "I don't believe you, go down to the yard, I'll see from the balcony of daddy it or not" Bl@@@ You had to drop Toli, show and raise again, because the legs of Toli didn't want to work at all. I remember there was no eye on the door.