This is:
"One of the most uncomfortable situations is in the presence of a gay friend to snatch someone with piddars."

One of the most uncomfortable situations is friend-pidaras!

I finished school nine years ago. I looked at the pages of the former colleagues. My mother is my wife, only aunt and uncle. That’s what happens – and I’m a aunt already?

From Khabr, from stones to topics about the history of Nokia:

The Nokia Cityman was a great phone. One day they broke my head.

"Under Ivan the Terrible, heads were rubbed on Bolotna Square, and not wept about what happened."

Thee 2013

I like to go to bed early in the morning.
When the first light rises:
How to push things further.
It only rises at lunchtime.
The alarm clock rings,
Here’s the cat waking up: "Let’s eat it!"
Oh my God, how tired I am.
I want to sleep a little more.
The neighbor behind the wall is waking up.
Dancing up until the morning.
I am destroyed by insomnia.
Everyone says it’s time to get up!
This is a dark Monday:
When will peace come to my house?
I am not really a fool,
Sometimes the hunt sleeps.

Sleeping Dragon

We and the employee were in Sevastopol, decided to pack a fish, picked up almost a bag, paid off, here in the packs of the mouth a local cat swirls. The saleswoman told him so tolerantly: "Vasecha, don’t need, you don’t eat it"

XXX is
The sister asked her brother to print her spurs. My brother printed. 48 letters

I always know who made my lunch, if I eat, then the wool of their cat, if the wife, then our...

Title of article: "Gender Director “Horizon”: we released a TV that can be controlled by touching the hand..."
Zlib: Nietzsche, soon the controller will be invented so that you don’t touch the TV with your hands every time.

I dreamed today that I was sitting in a class of Russian or literature. A pupil, a aunt I’ve never seen in my life, dictates homework for tomorrow. We all feverishly write under dictating a long sentence to sort out by composition, something about trees, they only read once, we do not have time, and here the sentence unexpectedly breaks. I am confused.
And she is already writing on the board a second task: to get acquainted with the work of three authors. And sign over the name of each of them the address of a personal website on the Internet. I ask: what kind of shit, what kind of personal blog has Floraevova or Blog? The 98th year. What is WWW?
And the teacher dictates a third homework, consisting of three points:
1st Watch the recording of Obama or his secretary's speech
2nd Listen to the soundtrack of Star Trek 2
Three Watch House 2 (third transmission)
Come up with a sentence and formulate it in the style of the characters of the 3 items listed. What? O_O
And immediately asks the excellent guy to give an example to the first point, so that everyone understands the task. Dobby loves President Obama as never before. I try in vain to imagine how this sentence would sound in the style of the last two points. At that moment I woke up in sweat.
I lie down and think: neither start-up nor house-2 watched, I don't know who Dobbie is. The mother...! I finished school 15 years ago.

<Werkzeug> has twice come girls from other departments and asked for a cross screwdriver.
<Werkzeug> what does this mean?
<bh> and we are all asking the stars
<DartRabbit> Werkzeug: You have Christians.
<DartRabbit> bh: You have Muslims :)
<DartRabbit> This is a password, ept :)

In the discussion of the electronic tablet on the hub:
What happens if you eat 10 pills at once?
You can’t eat one shit, even with ketchup.

To the citation:

A surprising event happened to me today.
I quickly paid the receipt at Sberbank at a convenient time. You won’t believe me or say that I used the machine, but no, it was a live cashier, I saw it as clearly as I now see the keyboard. But everything in order.
I went to the office 25 minutes before the end of the day. I immediately noticed that someone was working. I got an electronic ticket and sat and waited for the couch. The only window was occupied. But here, 25 minutes before the end of the shift, another window opened and my number was called there. The woman quickly hand-picked the data from the receipt, and the translation fee was so low that I not only had enough money, but also left 20 rubles!!! to
Yes, you see with your own eyes how the quality of the service rises, and Russia rises from its knees.
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This is a good try, Sberbank! I almost believed in the truth of the story)))