What is stress epilation?
Cut your hair in your ass!

They decided to joke about a colleague (both zodiac twins). In Excel, they recorded a macro on the combination of ctrl + c keys - pops up an inscription with a call to go to the boss, immediately.
We sit and wait for a friend to find this inscription... half a day has passed...
Andrei hasn’t used Ctrl+C yet.
He had to come up with a macro on the Explorer (unfortunately not). I would have discovered it much earlier.)
-Can set a threshold for him to remember the often clicked keys...or can give him macros on all the combinations of ctrl keys and all the letters of the alphabet... whatever comes out)
Let him stick through each double click of the mouse. Or not... by clicking the inter-screen will be turned 180 degrees, the mouse will be attached to the foot of the chair, will move away, the mouse will run away from it at a crazy speed. You can rename all the folders...he’ll go and look for what he needs.
Hitler was also a twin. Probably only wanted the budget fund to increase and engaged...))

Aaa: With the holiday of September 1 failed!!! (= the
BBB: Are you a lucky guy?
The SS:
...
Zzzz: Aaa Believe, failure is we and you. They go to school tomorrow and we go to work tomorrow. and :(
AAA = =

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3 The penalties:

VitekiusTM: Give up the...
I go to the toilet at work, the light is turned off and does not work... Well, I close, I stand with my phone lighting up and do the need! And at the end, I hear suddenly as if the phone had been hanged... I get out of the toilet, I look like the last call from me to the Director... it seems as if while holding the phone, I had no intention of tapping it! He listened to the party for 10 to 15 seconds...melty!
STASKO: =)))) Are you looking for a credible revenge now?? to
VitekiusTM: If... I’m looking for a job with a humoristic director...

No guys, it can’t be!

I drive in traffic jams, I don’t touch anyone on my Ford Taurus, and there’s a toned shock. And from the lowered glass hangs the rod without half the teeth, in a cap. And this subject screams to me: "Are you a bull?"I answer: "Where did you get this? And he replied, "So the taurus is a calf, and the calf is a bull!" Logically)) And I found something to answer) " And you are a peder? Shoha in translation from the Albanian pederist means: it was necessary to see the faces of these comrades. But they remained silent. And I went on.)

Hop education is growing, though not in the right direction, but it is growing.

Fuck... I sat behind the comp =( The neighbor on the party highlighted his conscript with lines. So she had to distinguish them in red and green. I saw that the notebook mistake highlights I barely raised the jaw.

Nifuzoria shoes (12:39:07 28/08/2008)
Fu Misha
Nifuzoria shoes (12:39:30 28/08/2008)
Concerned Animal
banana (12:59:22 28/08/2008)
DADAD
banana (12:59:24 28/08/2008)
I am such
banana (12:59:29 28/08/2008)
Also a narcissist.
banana (12:59:32 28/08/2008)
and drunken
banana (12:59:59 28/08/2008)
Small and large cattle breeders
banana (13:00:03 28/08/2008)
The rapist
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Come faster
banana (13:00:13 28/08/2008)
I missed

He: Who is here?
She is a ghost)
He is good?
She: Aha and with the motor)
A leap of liters?
3 liters is enough to be a lead.
After three liters, I become a Superman.
The sea on the knee?
Higher than the sea and not just the sea.

The Illusion:
Russians on the forum:
In Alabama, the local Walmart sold out all the ammunition. A manager asks a buyer what’s the problem? We have already heard that the Russians have captured Georgia, fucking they will take Alabama!
and NIKIFR:
xd
and NIKIFR:
Popeyeeeeeeeeee
The Illusion:
Unfortunately they
The Illusion:
No ammunition will take us.
The Illusion:
At least the appropriate gun is required.

14 What is your name?
They are calling
14 years and you don’t have any?
in your youth environment.
Sometimes people only have names.
You can call me "The distant twenty-five-year-old aunt"

I work in a hypermarket. I sell wallets and wallets. One day, two glamorous girls approach the department. They choose that. One calls the phone and one of them does not shy away. Yes, hello, yes, but today Masha can't, I replace her, Marina, yes, going home, of course, 200 rubles an hour... (They are!!!) andquot;
I didn’t have a good phone call, I was a teacher in English.

arisha (23:22:17 2/09/2008)
How did you give it???by 77

Bars (23:22:27 2/09/2008)
Vaginally

arisha (23:23:19 2/09/2008)
That is to say

someR (22:07:34 1/09/2008)
We have a fourth girl (

by Faq! (22:11:41 1/09/2008)
You are beautiful? ?

someR (22:11:51 1/09/2008)
and excessive)

I have a lot of drunk virgins from Mars here.
[diamant] tried to log on to the working servo, which was set and forgot last year. I forgot the password. He has overtaken everything ever used, new and old, simple and complex. I cannot remember. made the password, answered a bunch of identity questions, which he himself and invented, finally got to "your old password has been dropped, enter a new". I thought-thought, invented a new complex password, with numbers, big and small letters.
It tells me, “The new password is the same as your old password. Enter a new password"

#####: Well you imagine - I take off her, and there... flat! and zero! I was expecting to see something else there. Do you understand my condition?
@@@@: No, it’s you now understanding the state of the program when the NullPointerException...
#####: Yes to you :(
@@@@: And if you were to take off her trousers, then there’s a bat! - Member... then I would feel what ClassCastingException is
@@@@: x_x

From the help section of the online store:
The cost of free delivery is calculated from the order amount.

As a friend asked to scan a page from the textbook.He so thoughtfully looks at the textbook and says:"I think that the textbook of 1985 did not even suspect that it would ever meet with the scanner".

I am looking for a native of the Yuan language.
Yandex: Maybe you meant the “Java language”?

Employees came, called the boss to smoke, joked entering "we come to you for a tribute!". I got the answer of the boss: "and who should I bow?"))