The son went to high school and decided to ask him about a new learning experience with a lot of new teachers. I liked the story of the teacher:

Captain of the second rank, sniper, c. m. s. in sambo, veteran of Punic wars, owner of a purple belt in parachute jumps. Those who will behave well will teach the art of killing by pressing on secret points, the rest will become a guide for learning...The most conservative subject, it seems.

Beginning of the 90s. of Moscow. 8 am in the morning.

My husband and I went out to work for an American.

A: Where can I drink coffee?

We: Nothing, restaurants will open at 12 a.m.

A: If you open a coffee shop, you will become a millionaire.

We are: ha ha)))

If you are given a victory, it loses all meaning.

© Dmitry Sviridov

One day at a lecture, the cosmonaut Valentina Lebedev was asked:
What is Gagarin’s action?
The cosmonaut Lebedev breathed, looked gently at the listeners and replied:
Have you seen the 10th floor?
Everybody cried.
Imagine that it’s all fuel. You sit in a small ball. And down there they burn with the words: Jura, you will definitely come back, we counted everything.

You know, when I was 18, I wanted a girl to take care of her, kiss her, play something together, love me and let her love me in response.
After a couple of years of relationship, I realized I didn’t want a girlfriend, but a dog.