I was recently with a friend. On his desk is a screensaver dedicated to the harm of smoking. Well there is blood, black brains, smoke and so on.
I: What, do you try to quit smoking? Do these pictures help?
He: You know, at first I looked, it was a little scary. When I smoked, this picture stood in front of my eyes. But after I saw my house in the morning after the New Year, the pictures changed one another. Now in front of your eyes, a picture emerges: the room, all the walls in some kind of hut, Igor rolls on the floor, a piece of meat and salad on him, Nastya sleeps on the shop, sits outside, on his ketchup, on the table of the luster, on the luster gifts, etc. I smoke to calm down.

Explanation at work.
I came with the smell. Yesterday I drank the permissible amount of alcohol in the form of vodka in the amount of one bottle of 0.5l. I did not know what the smell might be.

Do you think that you are all such a cool, whirly beautiful man from whom you suck boiling water?
Vlad: No is not!
See also: Fucks! You are wrong...

I thought she was excited...and it turned out that her nose was stuck.

The Devago in the Aska is knocking.
The spam bot broke out, but!
From personal data:
It is foolish!
All babies are babies, and I am a goddess. 8-) ~
I am raising my family.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Nick - Yeah - Yeah - Yeah - Yeah
My name is ~$t@$

I thought they all disappeared...

A guy (p) gives a girl (d) a gift for the New Year:
The New Year, the Sun! I'll give you the symbol of the new year - this is a rabbit.
It looks like a cow............
You are like a cow! This is a rabbit! With New Year!

Lena: Hurra, I put my husband’s broken button on his pants! Finally! I am a worker! Only one minus... Not on that side...

If you have doubts about a gift to him, a loved one - buy a drill for
and batteries. No problem if he already has one. One of my
acquainted
He is 17 years old, and he is still very happy to receive a gift.
and more

In your resume, you wrote that you are a confident PC user!!? to
The girl who couldn’t run Word: Well, I was sure I would do it.

There was a strong wind. And the chuburash was brutally beaten with his ears...

How to call the police?
Well, first you paint a circle on the wall.

Yesterday my mom came, said something like “You’re already an adult...bla-bla...” and gave me condoms.I was surprised (I’ve been buying it for a long time) and asked, “Why?” With the words "Well if you don’t yet know why..." I’ve taken back...

How did you bring a bag of mandarins to the club? I even got two pieces of pizza out of my bag.

XHHH: I have a porn in the left ninja corner of the screen. It changes every five minutes. What is it?
It is a virus.
HHHHHHHHHHHHHH Oh, and I like it.

Hasn’t you been kicked out of Instagram yet?
YYY: They were expelled.
xxx is fucking
YYY: And Daeje did not say
Yyy: I am there mainly going to the building, and they goats a month as they counted off

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Conversation with a friend:
How are you at college? Are the guys normal?
There are two and a half nice guys in college. One is busy, the other is old for me, the third is Anton.
- O_o...