<xxx> Today has the online store computer plus. I offered to take a microphone for 50 rubles in a loan from 5 rubles / month. Careful comrades.

RT @nett00n We have been taught since childhood that there are distributed calculations: “If one egg is cooked for five minutes, how many will be cooked five eggs?”

@AleksDamon I remember you every Saturday when your shirt lays my floor.

@unfearit: What happened in Vegas remains in Vegas. What is placed on the network remains on the network.

Russia has long hosted Europeans and many of them have become true patriots and the pride of Russia. In this case, Depardieu is a lump. Our thick, rough, drinking French laurel. and"

by Zhao Lukyanenko

Classmates are burning.
Q: Was there a meeting?
X : Aha Sonka killed everyone: all regretted that Vetkina did not come, said probably the same fat, in glasses, and dumb, as in school...And all are silent..Aha, because Sonka-sam Glamour, destroying in half-face, new, breasts so new from the decolt to the beard plus the car shaft. And plus right in front of her Vetkin, a beautiful woman, sitting and courageously not rushing...mmla, 35 years of us, change!

Anastasia: waking up early and gathering in time for me is a mission almost as impossible as managing an evil plane in the GTA

Write me nice words.
I noticed that you have beautiful, curly hair! They shine so brightly in the sun that I want to touch them.
You are like the sun’s ray, which breaks out in a frozen morning and illuminates the whole earth, giving it warmth, life, love and hope that tomorrow will come.
Yyy: Leave the internet alone, I think you probably have your words.
xxx is my word.
I want you to tell me something about yourself.
You have a snowy smile.

This is a short case, he offers me to live together. What to do???? to
E... all seriously.
What is easier to do???? to
You better know.
What do you do???? to
Are you asking for advice or is it just a shock?

Dmitry
A year ago, during the visit of my brother with his family, which suddenly lasted for almost two months, I developed the Law of the Big Apartment, which is confirmed today:
1) If more than one person gathers in one room (of five possible) within 4-6 minutes the rest of the population of the cave is drawn there.
2) If one of the people in the mentioned room speaks on Skype or works on some kind of stuff (a type of article, a book, a guide or a research project), the speed of filling the room with the population of the cave is reduced to 2-3 minutes.
The power of the law of a large apartment, surprisingly, is directly proportional to the number of free rooms.

(Conversation with the Botanic Brother)
How was the new year?
I read the book.
All the night?
-Aga
Do you think this is normal?
Well yes, a good book.

I drive and take my family. Everywhere I go, a cloud cuts me down. Of course, I did not stop and briefly commented on the situation. And here is the little girl from the back seat:
– Father, we must not speak, but my God!

News on the forum: "Since January 1, 2013 the sale of beer in the bars is prohibited, and in the shops it can be bought only at certain hours"

Popular comment: "Fuck, a big problem has been found. But if chocolate chips stopped selling after six, it would be great!"

Last year, I asked Santa to become a compatriot of Gerard Depardieu. Who would have thought the old man would get so upset?

Announcement at Entrance
"I’m buying a new home. Availability of furniture and euro repair is welcome. I will consider all options. by Andrew"

Probably no more strength.

Arnold: I miss you!
A: We’ve seen you today.
I have a young body. I miss it a few times a day. ;)

Mihey32: Ubuntu is out for phones. Now, after unsuccessful manipulations with the firmware, the phone will not turn into a brick, but a spear!

What shampoo can I use in the bathroom?
My dear, he’s alone there.

What’s the best, but Microsoft only gets to do advertising...

My son is 6 years old. We went with him to the clinic to take tests for Eggglist. Go out of the office and say to me, "Dad, how can such a big rod, such a small worm, be pulled out for eggs. I thought I was raising my child wrongly.