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[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №122707
 06.01.2016
As we are talking about virginity and infidelity...

I am 32 years old, have two children and have not had a husband for three years. By default, I am considered to be among my peers-holograms "b/u", "dirty goods", "titty with a trailer" and so on, but if you mention that I am not in divorce, but a widow - I immediately become in the eyes of the same people an excellent candidate for relationships, and my children from "spin-grizzly" suddenly turn into "unhappy babies", who need to give a candy / apple and sympathize. Verified several times. The nature of the phenomenon is not very clear to me.

[ + 21 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №122706
 06.01.2016
This is the businessman:

Here are you respected real working idea "small" business, I have been using it for 4 years:
1st Purchases a loosened cognac drink in a tank of 5 liters for 700 rubles. (Fresh course of course)
2nd They invite friends to come together and say so to drink.
Three From each friend, the collection (stack for drinking) is 200 rubles, with an explanation that for 200 rubles in a strong alcohol store, 0.5 liters are not real to buy.

Let us call things by their names, 700 rubles. For 5 liters - this is not a cognac drink, it is an underground car, with a dye and flavor. You are personally lucky with the supplier, once you are still alive, and so at all - I do not recommend. The health consequences of such savings can be much more severe.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №122705
 06.01.2016
Go to the store and get a gift. Anyone at all. Even two gifts.
Rabbit, are you joking?
and no. and st.
This is "all for 49 rubles".

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №122704
 06.01.2016
silv_m> recorded with a saxophonist three tracks on video in DC at %friend_name%
silv_m> only when I came home I realized that this DC is in the building of the former military committee, where I was 10 years ago at the medical commission, and the video we wrote in the office, where the crazy grandfather surgeon was sitting in glasses in double lenses, who broke my medical card and painfully touched my eggs
daldukar> and I would remember on the spot - the track would sound a lot more desperate.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №122703
 06.01.2016
If you translate "Resident Evil" as "Apartment of the Evil", the horror turns into a family sitcom. Do not forget about soda, popcorn and gelatine mushrooms.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №122702
 06.01.2016
Color solutions in technology:
There is a known survivor. A rough bearded uncle weighing a centurion. He carries a photo shower of bright yellow color. In response to the surveillance of his soap machine (photos are shit, features are few and in general this is a camera for blondes) he replied: I, he says, artistic quality is not needed, and for a documentary that I was there and there, it is enough, it costs a penny, the bright yellow color is visible on the grass and on the stones, and you continue to drag your mirrors with kilograms of glass, afraid to lose them, break and drown.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №122701
 06.01.2016
I will write a book of 400 methods to understand my wife that didn’t work.

There should be some use of this madness... xD


[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №122700
 06.01.2016
Here somehow posted a quote about a woman who did not especially love to cook, but still wanted a set of dishes as a gift because there is red, orange and blue.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №122699
 06.01.2016
It is good to be unemployed in Moscow. Do what you want, lots of free time. One problem, the mercy will be stolen, millions will be stolen.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №122698
 06.01.2016
I pledged to have relationships with virgins, accumulating a couple of times. The logic of a virgin is simple - no matter what you are a mega lover, she will still doubt without trying other options. Such relationships are doomed to short-livedness. With our present (two times divorced) we live soul-in-soul and in complete harmony, including in bed, for the seventh year. Apparently I don’t lose much in her personal rating of her former))). By the way, being jealous of the ex is generally a mess. Imho of course.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №122697
 06.01.2016
Would you be very upset if Jackie in the armor of God spoke with the voice of Boyarsky?
2 the fucking. I want to hear it! :D
3: I’m even afraid to start imagining it.)

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №122696
 06.01.2016
xxx: SMS about "blocking your card" has arrived. I decided to call the number specified in the message, to clarify - what happened to my cards. A young man at that end of the wire that all my cards were blocked, clarifying that all, all the cards, all the banks. He did not talk further with him - he transferred his number to the security service of the bank, in which he worked.
AAA: How did it end? Were the SB bank laughed and beaten, or were some bodily movements made?
BBB: In general, such things need to be immediately to the police, what can the SBB do?
CCC: I am worried. and :)
DDD: Express your concerns.
Eee: Doing body movements. :D

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №122695
 06.01.2016
The European Union has drawn up a list of plant and animal species alien to European nature, Interfax on Tuesday, January 5, citing the Ministry of the Environment of Estonia. Representatives of flora and fauna included in the list must be removed from the country.

Goodbye to potatoes! Tomatoes, I will miss you! Corn, come back, I will forgive you!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №122694
 06.01.2016
It was in Tomsk. One guy after another acquaintance discovered that he had pubic lice appeared in the causal place, popularly called mandavoks. The situation was unpleasant, he went to the pharmacy. I knew what to buy, but I was ashamed of the young vendors. I turned around the pharmacy, noticed on the street a man with a stinking look. He explained the situation to him and promised to give him a bottle if he bought him a medicine. The man asked for money ahead. To do nothing, gave money and for a bottle, and for medicine. He went to the pharmacy following the man and with an independent view looked at the poster in the corner of the shelf.The man buys the medicine, with a wide gesture moves him to the edge of the shelf and says loudly, "Hold, guy. be treated!

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №122693
 06.01.2016
My mother bought my grandmother a new gas plate as a gift. on the "advertising" found a licensed specialist to connect. I made a check-up call in the morning - he had already forgotten, but promised to come at 2 p.m. And then at 3 a.m. he called and said that "the court refused in the cassation and he will go to jail next week" wished me all the best and that we would look for another specialist.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №122692
 06.01.2016
XXX: What is the trend?
YYY: What they are talking about.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №122691
 06.01.2016
Man is created for happiness.

If you want to be happy, be human.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №122690
 06.01.2016
The prehistoric.
We go out with my sister to the courtyard, in the center of which is a very strong private pre-war house (one, 1914). The buildings. Through the courtyard, in a hurry, goes a gray crown... Goes, every stone under his feet looks ( suddenly, what kind of diamond?This behavior could not be left unpunished - the crown is noticed by a healthy cat, who quietly steals to the prey, up to which 10-12 m. Clearly seeing the danger, but without giving sight, the crown slowly steams its way and disappears behind the corner of the house. The cat, realizing that his "lunch" no longer sees the approximation of death, runs over the corner... And there four crabs throw on him, from all sides knock the unreasonable head and torso, ticking the skin. The fifth, having caught a speck in the wardrobe, having made a "dead loop" in front of the nose of the ear, lands from behind the victim and begins to drag the cat for the tail. The cat, saving his skin and the remnants of self-love, shamefully leaves the field of beating for the birds.
This scene reminded me of how, 40-45 years ago, normal guys caught in a similar way local robbers and just hooligans, putting in front of them a "pick-up" - a botanic-pick-up, on which "clients" were well "clogged", with whom very intense "educational and applied" work was immediately carried out. So our area (even the nearby territories) became a place where any person could walk peacefully at night and night.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №122689
 06.01.2016
The Russian Orthodox Church urges Russians not to travel abroad. You can get to the end of the earth and fall.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №122688
 06.01.2016
A friend of mine told me. Her sister married a virgin. and physiological. The husband then rejoiced that he found a decent one, she called him a donkey in a tiger. She did not restore her virginity. Just before the wedding she, sleeping with not one man, gave only in the pop and in the mouth. But the virgin, yes.

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