After a book on discrete mathematics, he discovered the Gospel of John.
I found contradictions in the first two statements.

Installed accidentally some nonsense from mail.ru, used to remove - gives me a dialog box: "Do you really want to remove the Internet?". I was thinking...

日本古来の知恵 - ancient Japanese wisdom.

Not yet very quickly becomes too late.

xxx: about the age difference - my girlfriend at the resort met a guy from Serbia. She is 36, and he is only 29.
Serbian and young!

At the driving courses after the first lecture in medicine, two girls approached the doctor.
D1: You know, I have a problem like this... In short, I’m stuck in the car.
A lot of passengers are stumbling!
D1: No, he is driving me!
Doctor: Oh, maybe you shouldn’t get the right?

D2: Sometimes I turn off.
Doctor: O O O O O How do you turn off? Are you losing consciousness?
D2: No, I am conscious, but the body does not listen, literally for a moment, nothing terrible!

P.S Everyone has the right :(

1) I have a friend. Everything is called style. Well, Styles and Styles, we are all used to it.
Just calling her a girlfriend was not a very good idea.
2) I have a friend named Mouse, such a roastman with draads and a beard. It’s hard to guess how the girl was called.

Immediately recall the old observation that if a girl is called a Mouse, sooner or later to her guy will be attached to the name of Wuglyskre.

"I am looking for one, the only one!"
I don’t think there will be a second such fool.

In the morning, I did not sleep. I wash my foam, take my toothbrush and try to remember how I shaved it before.

HH: How are you? How to work?
YYY: As usual, what about you?
HH: Yes, nothing out of a number of outgoing.
Yyy: This is such an ordinary fresh life we lived with you without alcohol.

I cleaned my apartment yesterday. It turned out that the cute puffy that stood next to the bed and where I put the note was half a bag of cement.

Do you know how to make a zombie apocalypse?
......
We need to publish cartoons of Muhammad in all printed publications at the same time :)

A friend took 1,000 rubles from you, returned 500 and then tells everyone how he favored you. What will you do? Fill the mouth! It is right. But why does the leadership of Russia continue to vote in such a case?

From the discussion of the Galaxy Note III Dual on 4PDA:
SSN1982: Pushing up poverty
Pray, it will stop

Corey Taylor: Fuck, I took a 2nd cat yesterday. was free
Corey Taylor: brought, they ran around the corner. At first he was scared, and she spit on him.
Corey Taylor: Then he was afraid of me and stopped reacting to her
Corey Taylor: Then she went out to see him.
Corey Taylor: Now they mock, walk the goose and are friends with me =(

I live outside of Russia for the second year. I felt a fundamental difference now. I go by bicycle at night on the edge of the motorway (asphalt is better than on the pedestrian), I listen to music. Once - at my level is a police car, they show that I have to drive to the side. I turn, and in my head the thought, like a reflex, "whether it were not taken," developed during the years of life in Russia, especially no documents were with him. have stopped. Fear and tension gather in the legs and hands, causing them to tremble a little. It all ended pretty nice - asked to continue on the pedestrian path and gave a catapult :)

I sit behind the compilation in the office.
Wife from the kitchen:
Drop up our bed.
An insidious plan is born in the head: the location of the manual hexagonal drill pops up in the memory, the speed of the screws is thought out for a greater effect of suddenness.
15 minutes from the kitchen.
Not all, only the bed.
That is 100% understanding.
I love her!
(I don’t need to put the bed back.)

Ivan Vladimirovich
Today at 2:53
Angry Bird’s gazing is ugly at least because an empty bowl can be thrown into a pig on the highway. If the bank got into the salon, then most likely the hint will be understood.

It is only on television telling that the insurance policy opens the doors to all medical offices. That is, it is so, but before this, the door must either be lubricated or knocked on it for a long time.

Axel: Imagine, we called one of our employees – her program stopped running. Corrected and corrected. Here I see, on the system block someone removed the license sticker from the wheel.
I ask the employee: "Why did you stick the sticker off?".
In response to the full seriousness: "this is why the program broke, yeah?"